CLASSIC LAUGHTER 😁😂😆 1. You're hûngry and your neighbor's chicken🐓is still alive, must I teach you all the time? 🤷😂😂 2. Anytime I see people putting 0fferíng, I fēel like opening my own chûrch 😁😂 Motivational speakers be like 😎😎 3. Whoever sold calculator to my grandma as iphone, I just want the pèrson to know that h£ll is real oo🙎😂😂😂 #Boohempire 4. The reason I usually sing in the bàthroom is to avoīd "sørry, I didn't know you were inside", after they have sèen everything 🙄😂😂😂 5. I wonder what NEPA people would say on the jūdgêmeñt day, simple instruction.... "Let there be light", them no fit obey🤔😂 6. It's only in Àfrica where you will buy a blue jeans and after washing it, you can use the water to paint 2 bedroom flat 😂😂😆 7. Ladies the next time a guy gives you his phone to put your phone number, just rûn 🏃 away with it😂😂😂 8. You're bróke and you still dey pray for long life.... Abeg wetin you go dey chop😂😆 9. Whenever an Enugu girl visits you, just give her coke and knīfe, they always have Okpa inside their bag😂😂 10. That was how I was watching a hórrōr movie yesterday night and the kitçhen door just opened by itself 😳. To cút the story shōrt, I have left 🚶 the house for them 🤷😂😂 The hands that reaçt shall never be børed. Please følløw me for more everyday🙏 🙏🏼🙏🏼👉🏼 BoohEmpire Diary

😂😂Laugh with #Boohempire 😂😂 1. The Day My Crūsh Finally Decided to Visit Me Was the Same Day all the Rat in My Room Decide to Play Their Football Match 0n My Ceiling😭 2. MOM: Why is your result so bâd? ME: Bâd things happens to good people Or what do you think?😁😁 3. Just bcuz I ask for ur number, U already açtíng like queen of England. 😂 Sista, listen. Asking for ur number doesn’t mean I will call you sometimes I just like keeping new contacts 😂 4. TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked... TEACHER: Where the h£ll are you going? AKPOS: I don't have môney 💵 for attention sir. 5. My drūnk friend came to my house this morning and started greeting all my mops outside thinking they are white men with dreād lôcks.... fada lord.......😂 6. I used to see Ladies wearing toe ríngs thinking it's just for fashion, not knowing they are engåged to shôrt guys who couldn't reach their fíngers 👋✋ 7. I heard one boy try to talk in proverbs today... Can you imagine what he said? "A food at forty is a food pelu Eba " I have been fâíntíng since morning 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶 8. he cōmmented on my post! SHe replied 2 his cômment! he replied again! They were about 2fâll in luv with my post, so I delêtēd it😏 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 9. Bus drivers should stop moving the bus before everyone sits, 1 girl just grābbed my diçk for support, wïçkéd people everywhere 😭 😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖 10. So because you are coōking Rice and chicken i cannot knøck to tell you am the one that remøved your cloth from rain.😎 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 11. I used to think agriculture was easy... until they asked me the five types of water☹ Me sha given them drinking water, purewater bottle water, Cōld water, and Māmi water Lobātan🙅🙅 12.Cutie🥰😍 why do you always ignøre me it unfaír oo 🥺😭abi i no dey try , why don't you wanna âdd me😩. I pray🙏🏻 that GOD touches your héart to følløw me 🙏👉 BoohEmpire Diary

1. Welcome to Àfrica! Where you will open fridge and see ice cream container with egusï soup inside. 😳🙆‍♀️😂😂😂 2. Nobody has a better eyë sïght than a marrïed man coming out from a lodgë with his side çhick...😒 He can even seë next week 😂😂 3. Some girls know very well that they have bïg tümmy yet they’ll wear high waïst troúser and be looking like GOTV remote 🙄😂😂😂 4. Yesterday‚ I wanted to fïght one lady in my compound‚ but people sepärated us.😒 Just this morning‚ I saw the same lady trainíng people in karatë. 😳🙆‍♀️😂😂 5. Hatërs will be zóóming your piçtures‚ they will zoom to the shoes and be like “I tälk am‚ na Abä he dey wëar”. 🙄😒🤭😂😂😂 6. How can a man withöut an international passport tell you that you are the most beautiful girl in the wörld and you believe him🙄; where in the wörld has he ëver been to? 😒😂😂😂 7. Some ladïes be like “he is not my type!”😒 My question is... “Are you looking for a Blöôd dönor? 🙄😂😂 8. If your hüsband is tall‚ därk‚ speaks yorúba flúêntly and drives a Lexus ES350...😒 He is in our compound now cookïng and washïng platë for one femalë corpër oo 🙄😂😂😂 9. Datïng a Jehovah Witness girl is all fun😇 until she saves your contact as “Dear Brethrën”😳🙆‍♀️😂😂 Please oo na play😩🏃‍♀️ 10. Only pöor people are possessëd by demöns‚ you can never seë Rïch man rolling on the flöor in church. 😒🤭😂😂😂 11. What a shāme some boys are somewhere busy booking hotels to go and do their 2mins ..... Wâstè of resources 🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼 FØLLØW ME OR SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST FOR MORE JOKES🙏👉 BoohEmpire Diary

😂😂Laugh with #Boohempire 😂😂 1. The Day My Crūsh Finally Decided to Visit Me Was the Same Day all the Rat in My Room Decide to Play Their Football Match 0n My Ceiling😭 2. MOM: Why is your result so bād? ME: Bãd things happens to good people Or what do you think?😁😁 3. Just bcuz I ask for ur number, U already açtíng like queen of England. 😂 Sista, listen. Asking for ur number doesn’t mean I will call you sometimes I just like keeping new contacts 😂 4. TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked... TEACHER: Where the h£ll are you going? AKPOS: I don't have môney 💵 for attention sir. 5. My drūnk friend came to my house this morning and started greeting all my mops outside thinking they are white men with dre@d lôcks.... fada lord.......😂 6. I used to see Ladies wearing toe ríngs thinking it's just for fashion, not knowing they are engaged to shôrt guys who couldn't reach their fingers 👋✋ 7. I heard one boy try to talk in proverbs today... Can you imagine what he said? "A food at forty is a food pelu Eba " I have been fâíntíng since morning 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶 8. He cōmmented on my post! SHe replied 2 his cômment! he replied again! They were about 2fâll in luv with my post, so I delêtēd it😏 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 9. Bus drivers should stop moving the bus before everyone sits, 1 girl just grābbed my diçk for support, wïçkéd people everywhere 😭 😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖 10. So because you are coōking Rice and chicken i cannot knøck to tell you am the one that remøved your cloth from the rain today.😎 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 11. I used to think agriculture was easy... until they asked me the five types of water☹ Me sha given them drinking water, purewater bottle water, Cōld water, and Mami water Lobåtan🙅🙅 12.Cutie🥰😍 why do you always ignøre me it unfaír oo 🥺😭abi i no dey try , why don't you wanna ådd me😩. I pray🙏🏻 that GOD touches your héart to âdd me . 🙏🙏👉👉 BoohEmpire Diary

🥰🥰NICE JOKES🤣🤣🤣 1). Slāy Queens can líe ehh...One Just told me now that I should give her 5k..that P.O.S just Swalløwed her ATM...😂😂🤣🤣🤣.. Abeg shift I want to Fàínt 🤣🤣🤣🤣 2). As for those of you That your mother say...Go and Bōil 3 cups of rice 😒 but you end up boilíng 5 cups....😁😁...We will see on Judg3ment day🤣🤣🤣 3).Welcome To Àfrica where everyone is a Taylor by Birth😒😒😒😂😂...After your mother has fínïsh counting the Meats in the Pot🤨🤨...some professional Taylors 😎 will still go there and Start Slimfiting the Meat🤣🤣.. wuna get Talents 🤣🤣🤣...Say Fada Laud🤣🤣🤣 If you know you are one of Us.😂😂🤣🤣😂😂 4). Some guys are Stûpid ooo🤨🤨..How can you Buy Súya of 1k for your Girlfriēnd and you start eating only the Onions 🥴🥴...All because of Love😒😒...Me I don't do that oooo...Last night I bought Súya for my girlfriênd 🥰..I waited patíēntly for her to fínïsh everything 😊..then as a Responsible guy I started Lîcking 😋😋 the Newspaper 😋😋😋🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Cutie 😍🥰🤩, please følløw me for more interesting and funny jokes🙏 🙏🙏👉 BoohEmpire Diary

1. Stop sham!ng beardl€ss men. It's 2024 Let's support our sisters.😩 2. You're doing drvgs and calling a flex🤣 epa npara e🙄 3. I Can't hïde it anymore, nah me dey put water inside coconut🤕 4. I no even notice say I never chop since. This hūnger don master person🤕 5. Life is beautiful when you have the rôôt of all èvíl🤕 6. I may look normal but believe me I talk to ànimals and wait for them to reply😑 7. My wedding vôw will be simple and shôrt.. "Favour, as I'm about to marry u, please don't kīll me before my time"🙄 8. Girls no even dey give us fåke number again. Sapa nice one😜😜 8b. Nah to love my babe pass my mama oo, incase baba say make I bring who I love pass 😂😂 #Boohempire 9. everywhere just bōring * Make zombíe enter land * Make we run small😹 10. Na who get môney be Loml, the rest of us na Lmao😑 11. Tomorrow, I dey go tâttoo my babe name for my yansh. She don buy me sub again.🤕 12. Next credit alert I go see, I go first çry for like 2 hours ☹️ 13. When chewíng gum Boys: 😐😐😐 Girls:🥁🌋 💣⚡ 14. If giving you môney, shows that he cares and love you, why are you not giving him môney to show that you love and care for him too? 🤷 15. Ladies, before you start making a list of what you want in a man, make a list of what you can offēr as a woman. * Now look at that list. When you remøve your vágína from it, you have nothing.😒 Cutie 😍🥰🤩, please følløw me for more interesting and funny jokes DAILY🙏 🙏🙏👉 BoohEmpire Diary

1. In my country u can graduate nd stay unemplōyed until u førget the course u study 🏆🏆 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 2. Hūstle ooo So your children will not beg for fish roll from their classmates😑😑 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 3. Who open eye cút kpomo for pëpper soup no dey fêâr anytin 😏 * 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ 4. During maths test* Me: my ans is 27 Ans choice: 170, 198, 279 Me: well 170 is close to 27, so that must be the ans 🙂 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 5. Na lecturer wey no get happy home dey fix class for 6am 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ 6. The very first time i took Alçôhol I was at home and i was getting ready to go home😒😒 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 7. The way I'm brøke this days sef gan.. Goat no dey respect me again .. E go just pass my side with confidence 😭😭😭😭 8. can u believe that my girlfriēnd just told my other girlfriēnd that my fifth girlfriēnd is a friend to my seventh girlfriēnd 🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆 9. I put my grandma's phone 📲 in silént and I told her that her ríngíng tone has finïshed ... Then she gave me môney to subscribe for another one 😂😂😂 10. Are u telling me you dont know how to climb trees?? Try using glo 😌😌😌😌 11. Emeka Don pick môney for ground turn f0wl, no be the Issūë be that oh, The mātter be say Emeka Don run enter papa Ade poultry, now we no come know which f0wl be Emeka. Na the mātter we dey on since morning. 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ 12. Help a girl who's in trøúble and she will remember you wen next she is in trøúble. 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ 13. Physiçs can be hãrd oo.. How can you find volume with it speakers 📢 😼😼😼 14. In Ibadan land if u pass there poliçe station by 6am they will arrēst u for waking Them up 🙆🙆 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 15. Me : I was thinking about U Girl:Wow, I never knew U could think. Me : Well, I love thinking about úsêlēss things.😒 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 16. Følløw me for more interesting and funny jokes 🙏👉 BoohEmpire Diary

LAUGHING MODE ACTIVATED 🤣😂🤣 1. I'm 27 years old my wife is 59 years old but that's not a prøblem, The prøblem is that her 35 years old son refúsés to call me daddy 😏😏😭🥴🥴 2. It's hãrd to be nice nowadays I st0pped😏😏 a taxi to greet passengers but they insúltêd me💔💔🙊 3. Doing the homework Alone=10 min😜💪💪 Doing it with Dad = 5:45+76 slāps +163 sweâring ,270 fāke +10 attëmpted m*rdër😭😭😭 🤣🤣🤣🤣 4. My fôwl is løst I'm going to stop by every house today to taste all soups if You refúse, you're the thiēf😠🙄🙄 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ 5. Please when we bloçk someone on WhatsÁpp and Facebøok and we meet on the road, can the person see me.!?🥺😑🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤩🚶 6. My friends I decided to drop out of school😒😒 to focus on my studies🙄🙄 I no gree for anybody. Says a girl called Prēcious 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ 7. When other birds sing we enjoy 🐥🦜🕊️🦅 but when the ówl sings, everybody 🦉🦉🦉 becomes a pastor😭😭😭 8. After using everyone's charger she don't know who inflat£d her battery 😏😆🤰🏻🤰🏻 💔🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ 9. I'm sitting next to you and you are eating chicken alone then you ask me for the time, my brother it's 2:99am🙄🙄😒😒 idïòt🤧🤧 10. Marriage is the only wâr where you slēep with your enēmy everyday 🤣 🏃😏🤣 I am Boohempire Although I am not the best,I am Among the best FØLLØW me for more of my jokes! 🙏🙏👉 BoohEmpire Diary

DON'T READ ALONE😂😂😂 1. Those bóys that èat without getting fàt their own food goes directly to their naçking skills Try dem on bed then see your reāçtíon😲😵😋🤤🥴😱😮😫🥵 😂😂😂😂 2. The shørter the girl The lôuder the mouth🤨😂😂😂 3. If you fēel úsêlēss in life, remember Chelsea trains everyday just to lōse gāmes. 🏃🏃 4. Kids In 2030 Will Be Hearing Stories Like "I LEFT UR FATHER BCOZ HE WAS NOT POSTING ME". 🙄 5. You give God #20 come save #2000 for we3d * Wow Chairman of the most high 🙇 6. I just unplúgged my Wi-Fi box & heard “Noooooo“ from across the street😩😩 7. 80% of Some Men’s Prøblem Is How To Sōlve a Woman’s Prøblem🙄🙄 8. Them No Dey Tell Us They're Prëgnānt Anymore, You Go Just Dey Waka For Road Dey See Pikin Wey Resemble You🙄 9. If we dâted before I was 18 you're not my ex. You're my childhood friend🤧🤝 10. Dm me if you're Precious and you're single. I don't want to change this tattóó😩😩 11. So One Day u Will Açt Like u Have Señsë In Front Of Ur Kids 😂 12. Hūnger catçh me today, I went to the ATM to withdraw and the machíne swall0wed my ATM card🤷😭. * Omo.. Even machínes are hûngry too😔 13. I don go do místákë tell my Mama say my Babe cōok pass her. Na the color of coff!n dem dey discuss for parlour now. I never chop since😩😩 14. Shôrt People,One Day Is One Day!!🥺 🦅 🐥 15. My Wife Has Been ínsúlting Me Since Yesterday Just Bcoz I Bathed with Our 18 Years Old house_maid🙄 16. Na pôlitíçs we been dey ārgūe oh,😩 Which one come be say TINUBU hand dey shâke pass my babe nyash 🙄 17. To read the complete joke and to view more funny joke, pls clíçk and følløw or like My pagee🙏🙏👉 BoohEmpire Diary

LETTER TO MY LANDLORD Dear Able Landlord, It's me BOOHEMPIRE, the tenant you gave double quít notice the other day. I don finally pack. Yes! I pack today. But e get small cønfēssions wey I wan yarn you laidis: 1. Ireti your daughter don get belle! Yes you read that right, and na me give am belle... no vex!. The way e happen sef I no fit explain, e even shøck her sef... we no plan am like dis. You be my fellow man and I hope you understand say na acçid£ntal dísçharge... e fit happen to anybody, but I promise say e no go happen again. I for like be ur son-in-law but you're a bäd man. Yes! 2. Bingo your døg no lōss, na chop we chop am! I know say dis one go shøck you pass bcoz we foll0w you search for am. No be only me chop bingo, we dey three. Me, your caretaker and one other hausa man. Oga LandLord, bingo sweet dīe!... I use am cōōk soup, cōok rice, cōok stew, even use am cōok beans. Omo! the døg get natural oil for body... And i know say you go dey plan to lay çúrse on me, the çúrse no go work, bcoz I pray before I chop am. I know say I bäd, but you see that your caretaker? na evíl man, him get liver collect the Liôn shar£ despite say na me bring up the idea... can you imagine? 3. Oga Landlord, I know say when you return from your journey you go dey find your keke. The thing be say I sell am dis morning. Môney bin no too dey my hand and I suppose settle one or two agēnt for this new compound I wan park into, no too reason am. The irōn cøndemned man bin dey price am 25k but I say nooo. How I go sell Keke wey still dey in good cøndition for 25k? e no good na. So Las Las I come âdd ur wheelbarrow make everything be round figure. So the irōn cøndemned man come later pay me 30k for everything. Na the môney I use transport myself, and na from there I go take cōok soup when I reach. I drop 2k under your door mat, so when you come you carry am hold body. E no good say I sell your property without dropping something, my conscience no go allow me rest. 😅😄🤩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 MY GOOD AND AMIABLE FACEBØOK FAMILY WHAT'S YOUR OPINION ON THIS MATTÊR??? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 And Always remember to folløw me for more updates and daily 🙏👉 BoohEmpire Diary