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CLASSIC LAUGHTER

1. You're hûngry and your neighbor's chickenis still alive, must I teach you all the time?

2. Anytime I see people putting 0fferíng, I fΔ“el like opening my own chûrch
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3. Whoever sold calculator to my grandma as iphone, I just want the pèrson to know that h£ll is real oo
#Boohempire

4. The reason I usually sing in the bàthroom is to avoΔ«d "sørry, I didn't know you were inside", after they have sèen everything

5. I wonder what NEPA people would say on the jΕ«dgêmeñt day, simple instruction.... "Let there be light", them no fit obey

6. It's only in Àfrica where you will buy a blue jeans and after washing it, you can use the water to paint 2 bedroom flat

7. Ladies the next time a guy gives you his phone to put your phone number, just rûn away with it

8. You're bróke and you still dey pray for long life.... Abeg wetin you go dey chop

9. Whenever an Enugu girl visits you, just give her coke and knΔ«fe, they always have Okpa inside their bag

10. That was how I was watching a hórrōr movie yesterday night and the kitçhen door just opened by itself . To cút the story shōrt, I have left the house for them

The hands that reaçt shall never be børed. Please følløw me for more everyday
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CLASSIC LAUGHTER πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜† 1. You're hûngry and your neighbor's chickenπŸ“is still alive, must I teach you all the time? πŸ€·πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 2. Anytime I see people putting 0fferíng, I fΔ“el like opening my own chûrch πŸ˜πŸ˜‚ Motivational speakers be like 😎😎 3. Whoever sold calculator to my grandma as iphone, I just want the pèrson to know that h£ll is real ooπŸ™ŽπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #Boohempire 4. The reason I usually sing in the bàthroom is to avoΔ«d "sørry, I didn't know you were inside", after they have sèen everything πŸ™„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 5. I wonder what NEPA people would say on the jΕ«dgêmeñt day, simple instruction.... "Let there be light", them no fit obeyπŸ€”πŸ˜‚ 6. It's only in Àfrica where you will buy a blue jeans and after washing it, you can use the water to paint 2 bedroom flat πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜† 7. Ladies the next time a guy gives you his phone to put your phone number, just rûn πŸƒ away with itπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 8. You're bróke and you still dey pray for long life.... Abeg wetin you go dey chopπŸ˜‚πŸ˜† 9. Whenever an Enugu girl visits you, just give her coke and knΔ«fe, they always have Okpa inside their bagπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 10. That was how I was watching a hórrōr movie yesterday night and the kitçhen door just opened by itself 😳. To cút the story shōrt, I have left 🚢 the house for them πŸ€·πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ The hands that reaçt shall never be børed. Please følløw me for more everydayπŸ™ πŸ™πŸΌπŸ™πŸΌπŸ‘‰πŸΌ BoohEmpire Diary