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1. In my country u can graduate nd stay unemplΕyed until u førget the course u study
2. HΕ«stle ooo
So your children will not beg for fish roll from their classmates
3. Who open eye cút kpomo for pëpper soup no dey fêâr anytin
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4. During maths test*
Me: my ans is 27
Ans choice: 170, 198, 279
Me: well 170 is close to 27, so that must be the ans
5. Na lecturer wey no get happy home dey fix class for 6am
6. The very first time i took Alçôhol
I was at home and i was getting ready to go home
7. The way I'm brøke this days sef gan.. Goat no dey respect me again .. E go just pass my side with confidence
8. can u believe that my girlfriΔnd just told my other girlfriΔnd that my fifth girlfriΔnd is a friend to my seventh girlfriΔnd
9. I put my grandma's phone in silént and I told her that her ríngíng tone has finïshed ... Then she gave me môney to subscribe for another one
10. Are u telling me you dont know how to climb trees?? Try using glo
11. Emeka Don pick môney for ground turn f0wl, no be the IssΕ«ë be that oh,
The mΔtter be say Emeka Don run enter papa Ade poultry, now we no come know which f0wl be Emeka.
Na the mΔtter we dey on since morning.
12. Help a girl who's in trøúble and she will remember you wen next she is in trøúble.
13. Physiçs can be hãrd oo.. How can you find volume with it speakers
14. In Ibadan land if u pass there poliçe station by 6am they will arrΔst u for waking Them up
15. Me : I was thinking about U
Girl:Wow, I never knew U could think.
Me : Well, I love thinking about úsêlΔss things.
16. Følløw me for more interesting and funny jokes BoohEmpire Diary
2. HΕ«stle ooo
So your children will not beg for fish roll from their classmates
3. Who open eye cút kpomo for pëpper soup no dey fêâr anytin
*
4. During maths test*
Me: my ans is 27
Ans choice: 170, 198, 279
Me: well 170 is close to 27, so that must be the ans
5. Na lecturer wey no get happy home dey fix class for 6am
6. The very first time i took Alçôhol
I was at home and i was getting ready to go home
7. The way I'm brøke this days sef gan.. Goat no dey respect me again .. E go just pass my side with confidence
8. can u believe that my girlfriΔnd just told my other girlfriΔnd that my fifth girlfriΔnd is a friend to my seventh girlfriΔnd
9. I put my grandma's phone in silént and I told her that her ríngíng tone has finïshed ... Then she gave me môney to subscribe for another one
10. Are u telling me you dont know how to climb trees?? Try using glo
11. Emeka Don pick môney for ground turn f0wl, no be the IssΕ«ë be that oh,
The mΔtter be say Emeka Don run enter papa Ade poultry, now we no come know which f0wl be Emeka.
Na the mΔtter we dey on since morning.
12. Help a girl who's in trøúble and she will remember you wen next she is in trøúble.
13. Physiçs can be hãrd oo.. How can you find volume with it speakers
14. In Ibadan land if u pass there poliçe station by 6am they will arrΔst u for waking Them up
15. Me : I was thinking about U
Girl:Wow, I never knew U could think.
Me : Well, I love thinking about úsêlΔss things.
16. Følløw me for more interesting and funny jokes BoohEmpire Diary
1. In my country u can graduate nd stay unemplΕyed until u førget the course u study ππ
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2. HΕ«stle ooo
So your children will not beg for fish roll from their classmatesππ
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3. Who open eye cút kpomo for pëpper soup no dey fêâr anytin π
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4. During maths test*
Me: my ans is 27
Ans choice: 170, 198, 279
Me: well 170 is close to 27, so that must be the ans π
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5. Na lecturer wey no get happy home dey fix class for 6am
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6. The very first time i took Alçôhol
I was at home and i was getting ready to go homeππ
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7. The way I'm brøke this days sef gan.. Goat no dey respect me again .. E go just pass my side with confidence ππππ
8. can u believe that my girlfriΔnd just told my other girlfriΔnd that my fifth girlfriΔnd is a friend to my seventh girlfriΔnd πππππ
9. I put my grandma's phone π² in silént and I told her that her ríngíng tone has finïshed ... Then she gave me môney to subscribe for another one πππ
10. Are u telling me you dont know how to climb trees?? Try using glo ππππ
11. Emeka Don pick môney for ground turn f0wl, no be the IssΕ«ë be that oh,
The mΔtter be say Emeka Don run enter papa Ade poultry, now we no come know which f0wl be Emeka.
Na the mΔtter we dey on since morning.
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12. Help a girl who's in trøúble and she will remember you wen next she is in trøúble.
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13. Physiçs can be hãrd oo.. How can you find volume with it speakers π’ πΌπΌπΌ
14. In Ibadan land if u pass there poliçe station by 6am they will arrΔst u for waking Them up ππ
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15. Me : I was thinking about U
Girl:Wow, I never knew U could think.
Me : Well, I love thinking about úsêlΔss things.π
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16. Følløw me for more interesting and funny jokes ππ BoohEmpire Diary