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1. In my country u can graduate nd stay unemplōyed until u førget the course u study


2. HΕ«stle ooo
So your children will not beg for fish roll from their classmates


3. Who open eye cút kpomo for pëpper soup no dey fêâr anytin
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4. During maths test*

Me: my ans is 27

Ans choice: 170, 198, 279

Me: well 170 is close to 27, so that must be the ans


5. Na lecturer wey no get happy home dey fix class for 6am


6. The very first time i took Alçôhol
I was at home and i was getting ready to go home


7. The way I'm brøke this days sef gan.. Goat no dey respect me again .. E go just pass my side with confidence

8. can u believe that my girlfriΔ“nd just told my other girlfriΔ“nd that my fifth girlfriΔ“nd is a friend to my seventh girlfriΔ“nd

9. I put my grandma's phone in silént and I told her that her ríngíng tone has finïshed ... Then she gave me môney to subscribe for another one

10. Are u telling me you dont know how to climb trees?? Try using glo

11. Emeka Don pick môney for ground turn f0wl, no be the IssΕ«ë be that oh,
The mātter be say Emeka Don run enter papa Ade poultry, now we no come know which f0wl be Emeka.
Na the mātter we dey on since morning.


12. Help a girl who's in trøúble and she will remember you wen next she is in trøúble.



13. Physiçs can be hãrd oo.. How can you find volume with it speakers

14. In Ibadan land if u pass there poliçe station by 6am they will arrΔ“st u for waking Them up


15. Me : I was thinking about U
Girl:Wow, I never knew U could think.
Me : Well, I love thinking about úsêlΔ“ss things.


16. Følløw me for more interesting and funny jokes BoohEmpire Diary
1. In my country u can graduate nd stay unemplōyed until u førget the course u study πŸ†πŸ† πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘ 2. HΕ«stle ooo So your children will not beg for fish roll from their classmatesπŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘ πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘ 3. Who open eye cút kpomo for pëpper soup no dey fêâr anytin 😏 * 🚢‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍♂️ 4. During maths test* Me: my ans is 27 Ans choice: 170, 198, 279 Me: well 170 is close to 27, so that must be the ans πŸ™‚ πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€— 5. Na lecturer wey no get happy home dey fix class for 6am 🚢‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍♂️ 6. The very first time i took Alçôhol I was at home and i was getting ready to go homeπŸ˜’πŸ˜’ πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘ 7. The way I'm brøke this days sef gan.. Goat no dey respect me again .. E go just pass my side with confidence 😭😭😭😭 8. can u believe that my girlfriΔ“nd just told my other girlfriΔ“nd that my fifth girlfriΔ“nd is a friend to my seventh girlfriΔ“nd πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™† 9. I put my grandma's phone πŸ“² in silént and I told her that her ríngíng tone has finïshed ... Then she gave me môney to subscribe for another one πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 10. Are u telling me you dont know how to climb trees?? Try using glo 😌😌😌😌 11. Emeka Don pick môney for ground turn f0wl, no be the IssΕ«ë be that oh, The mātter be say Emeka Don run enter papa Ade poultry, now we no come know which f0wl be Emeka. Na the mātter we dey on since morning. 🚢‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍♂️ 12. Help a girl who's in trøúble and she will remember you wen next she is in trøúble. 🚢‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍β™‚οΈπŸšΆ‍♂️ 13. Physiçs can be hãrd oo.. How can you find volume with it speakers πŸ“’ 😼😼😼 14. In Ibadan land if u pass there poliçe station by 6am they will arrΔ“st u for waking Them up πŸ™†πŸ™† πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘ 15. Me : I was thinking about U Girl:Wow, I never knew U could think. Me : Well, I love thinking about úsêlΔ“ss things.πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ 16. Følløw me for more interesting and funny jokes πŸ™πŸ‘‰ BoohEmpire Diary
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