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1. The Day My Crลซsh Finally Decided to Visit Me Was the Same Day all the Rat in My Room Decide to Play Their Football Match 0n My Ceiling
2. MOM: Why is your result so bâd?
ME: Bâd things happens to good people
Or what do you think?
3. Just bcuz I ask for ur number, U already açtíng like queen of England.
Sista, listen. Asking for ur number doesn’t mean I will call you
sometimes I just like keeping new contacts
4. TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked...
TEACHER: Where the h£ll are you going?
AKPOS: I don't have môney for attention sir.
5. My drลซnk friend came to my house this morning and started greeting all my mops outside thinking they are white men with dreฤd lôcks.... fada lord.......
6. I used to see Ladies wearing toe ríngs thinking it's just for fashion, not knowing they are engåged to shôrt guys who couldn't reach their fíngers
7. I heard one boy try to talk in proverbs today... Can you imagine what he said?
"A food at forty is a food pelu Eba " I have been fâíntíng since morning
8. he cลmmented on my post!
SHe replied 2 his cômment!
he replied again!
They were about 2fâll in luv with my post, so I delêtฤd it
9. Bus drivers should stop moving the bus before everyone sits, 1 girl just grฤbbed my diçk for support, wïçkéd people everywhere
10. So because you are coลking Rice and chicken i cannot knøck to tell you am the one that remøved your cloth from rain.
11. I used to think agriculture was easy... until they asked me the five types of waterโน
Me sha given them
drinking water, purewater
bottle water,
Cลld water,
and Mฤmi water
Lobฤtan
12.Cutie why do you always ignøre me it unfaír oo abi i no dey try , why don't you wanna âdd me. I pray๐ป that GOD touches your héart to følløw me ๐ BoohEmpire Diary
1. The Day My Crลซsh Finally Decided to Visit Me Was the Same Day all the Rat in My Room Decide to Play Their Football Match 0n My Ceiling
2. MOM: Why is your result so bâd?
ME: Bâd things happens to good people
Or what do you think?
3. Just bcuz I ask for ur number, U already açtíng like queen of England.
Sista, listen. Asking for ur number doesn’t mean I will call you
sometimes I just like keeping new contacts
4. TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked...
TEACHER: Where the h£ll are you going?
AKPOS: I don't have môney for attention sir.
5. My drลซnk friend came to my house this morning and started greeting all my mops outside thinking they are white men with dreฤd lôcks.... fada lord.......
6. I used to see Ladies wearing toe ríngs thinking it's just for fashion, not knowing they are engåged to shôrt guys who couldn't reach their fíngers
7. I heard one boy try to talk in proverbs today... Can you imagine what he said?
"A food at forty is a food pelu Eba " I have been fâíntíng since morning
8. he cลmmented on my post!
SHe replied 2 his cômment!
he replied again!
They were about 2fâll in luv with my post, so I delêtฤd it
9. Bus drivers should stop moving the bus before everyone sits, 1 girl just grฤbbed my diçk for support, wïçkéd people everywhere
10. So because you are coลking Rice and chicken i cannot knøck to tell you am the one that remøved your cloth from rain.
11. I used to think agriculture was easy... until they asked me the five types of waterโน
Me sha given them
drinking water, purewater
bottle water,
Cลld water,
and Mฤmi water
Lobฤtan
12.Cutie why do you always ignøre me it unfaír oo abi i no dey try , why don't you wanna âdd me. I pray๐ป that GOD touches your héart to følløw me ๐ BoohEmpire Diary
๐๐Laugh with #Boohempire ๐๐
1. The Day My Crลซsh Finally Decided to Visit Me Was the Same Day all the Rat in My Room Decide to Play Their Football Match 0n My Ceiling๐ญ
2. MOM: Why is your result so bâd?
ME: Bâd things happens to good people
Or what do you think?๐๐
3. Just bcuz I ask for ur number, U already açtíng like queen of England.
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Sista, listen. Asking for ur number doesn’t mean I will call you
sometimes I just like keeping new contacts ๐
4. TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked...
TEACHER: Where the h£ll are you going?
AKPOS: I don't have môney ๐ต for attention sir.
5. My drลซnk friend came to my house this morning and started greeting all my mops outside thinking they are white men with dreฤd lôcks.... fada lord.......๐
6. I used to see Ladies wearing toe ríngs thinking it's just for fashion, not knowing they are engåged to shôrt guys who couldn't reach their fíngers
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7. I heard one boy try to talk in proverbs today... Can you imagine what he said?
"A food at forty is a food pelu Eba " I have been fâíntíng since morning
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8. he cลmmented on my post!
SHe replied 2 his cômment!
he replied again!
They were about 2fâll in luv with my post, so I delêtฤd it๐
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9. Bus drivers should stop moving the bus before everyone sits, 1 girl just grฤbbed my diçk for support, wïçkéd people everywhere ๐ญ
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10. So because you are coลking Rice and chicken i cannot knøck to tell you am the one that remøved your cloth from rain.๐
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11. I used to think agriculture was easy... until they asked me the five types of waterโน
Me sha given them
drinking water, purewater
bottle water,
Cลld water,
and Mฤmi water
Lobฤtan๐
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12.Cutie๐ฅฐ๐ why do you always ignøre me it unfaír oo ๐ฅบ๐ญabi i no dey try , why don't you wanna âdd me๐ฉ. I pray๐๐ป that GOD touches your héart to følløw me ๐๐ BoohEmpire Diary