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1. Stop sham!ng beardl€ss men.
It's 2024
Let's support our sisters.
2. You're doing drvgs and calling a flex epa npara e
3. I Can't hïde it anymore, nah me dey put water inside coconut
4. I no even notice say I never chop since. This hūnger don master person
5. Life is beautiful when you have the rôôt of all èvíl
6. I may look normal but believe me I talk to ànimals and wait for them to reply
7. My wedding vôw will be simple and shôrt..
"Favour, as I'm about to marry u, please don't kīll me before my time"
8. Girls no even dey give us fåke number again.
Sapa nice one
8b. Nah to love my babe pass my mama oo, incase baba say make I bring who I love pass
#Boohempire
9. everywhere just bōring
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Make zombíe enter land
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Make we run small
10. Na who get môney be Loml, the rest of us na Lmao
11. Tomorrow, I dey go tâttoo my babe name for
my yansh. She don buy me sub again.
12. Next credit alert I go see, I go first çry for like 2 hours
13. When chewíng gum
Boys:
Girls:
14. If giving you môney, shows that he cares and love you, why are you not giving him môney to show that you love and care for him too?
15. Ladies, before you start making a list of what you want in a man, make a list of what you can offēr as a woman.
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Now look at that list. When you remøve your vágína from it, you have nothing.
Cutie , please følløw me for more interesting and funny jokes DAILY
BoohEmpire Diary
It's 2024
Let's support our sisters.
2. You're doing drvgs and calling a flex epa npara e
3. I Can't hïde it anymore, nah me dey put water inside coconut
4. I no even notice say I never chop since. This hūnger don master person
5. Life is beautiful when you have the rôôt of all èvíl
6. I may look normal but believe me I talk to ànimals and wait for them to reply
7. My wedding vôw will be simple and shôrt..
"Favour, as I'm about to marry u, please don't kīll me before my time"
8. Girls no even dey give us fåke number again.
Sapa nice one
8b. Nah to love my babe pass my mama oo, incase baba say make I bring who I love pass
#Boohempire
9. everywhere just bōring
*
Make zombíe enter land
*
Make we run small
10. Na who get môney be Loml, the rest of us na Lmao
11. Tomorrow, I dey go tâttoo my babe name for
my yansh. She don buy me sub again.
12. Next credit alert I go see, I go first çry for like 2 hours
13. When chewíng gum
Boys:
Girls:
14. If giving you môney, shows that he cares and love you, why are you not giving him môney to show that you love and care for him too?
15. Ladies, before you start making a list of what you want in a man, make a list of what you can offēr as a woman.
*
Now look at that list. When you remøve your vágína from it, you have nothing.
Cutie , please følløw me for more interesting and funny jokes DAILY
BoohEmpire Diary
1. Stop sham!ng beardl€ss men.
It's 2024
Let's support our sisters.😩
2. You're doing drvgs and calling a flex🤣 epa npara e🙄
3. I Can't hïde it anymore, nah me dey put water inside coconut🤕
4. I no even notice say I never chop since. This hūnger don master person🤕
5. Life is beautiful when you have the rôôt of all èvíl🤕
6. I may look normal but believe me I talk to ànimals and wait for them to reply😑
7. My wedding vôw will be simple and shôrt..
"Favour, as I'm about to marry u, please don't kīll me before my time"🙄
8. Girls no even dey give us fåke number again.
Sapa nice one😜😜
8b. Nah to love my babe pass my mama oo, incase baba say make I bring who I love pass 😂😂
#Boohempire
9. everywhere just bōring
*
Make zombíe enter land
*
Make we run small😹
10. Na who get môney be Loml, the rest of us na Lmao😑
11. Tomorrow, I dey go tâttoo my babe name for
my yansh. She don buy me sub again.🤕
12. Next credit alert I go see, I go first çry for like 2 hours ☹️
13. When chewíng gum
Boys: 😐😐😐
Girls:🥁🌋 💣⚡
14. If giving you môney, shows that he cares and love you, why are you not giving him môney to show that you love and care for him too? 🤷
15. Ladies, before you start making a list of what you want in a man, make a list of what you can offēr as a woman.
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Now look at that list. When you remøve your vágína from it, you have nothing.😒
Cutie 😍🥰🤩, please følløw me for more interesting and funny jokes DAILY🙏
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