1. Welcome to Àfrica! Where you will open fridge and see ice cream container with egusï soup inside. 😳🙆‍♀️😂😂😂 2. Nobody has a better eyë sïght than a marrïed man coming out from a lodgë with his side çhick...😒 He can even seë next week 😂😂 3. Some girls know very well that they have bïg tümmy yet they’ll wear high waïst troúser and be looking like GOTV remote 🙄😂😂😂 4. Yesterday‚ I wanted to fïght one lady in my compound‚ but people sepärated us.😒 Just this morning‚ I saw the same lady trainíng people in karatë. 😳🙆‍♀️😂😂 5. Hatërs will be zóóming your piçtures‚ they will zoom to the shoes and be like “I tälk am‚ na Abä he dey wëar”. 🙄😒🤭😂😂😂 6. How can a man withöut an international passport tell you that you are the most beautiful girl in the wörld and you believe him🙄; where in the wörld has he ëver been to? 😒😂😂😂 7. Some ladïes be like “he is not my type!”😒 My question is... “Are you looking for a Blöôd dönor? 🙄😂😂 8. If your hüsband is tall‚ därk‚ speaks yorúba flúêntly and drives a Lexus ES350...😒 He is in our compound now cookïng and washïng platë for one femalë corpër oo 🙄😂😂😂 9. Datïng a Jehovah Witness girl is all fun😇 until she saves your contact as “Dear Brethrën”😳🙆‍♀️😂😂 Please oo na play😩🏃‍♀️ 10. Only pöor people are possessëd by demöns‚ you can never seë Rïch man rolling on the flöor in church. 😒🤭😂😂😂 11. What a shāme some boys are somewhere busy booking hotels to go and do their 2mins ..... Wâstè of resources 🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼 FØLLØW ME OR SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST FOR MORE JOKES🙏👉 BoohEmpire Diary