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Some girls can unzip a man Trouser in the dark but cannot locate psalm 23 in broad daylight. My God is watching you ooo.
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Some girls will be doing fine girl fine girl 2 bucket of water can not flush their **** especially those ones with small nyash.
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If babies knew how many adult mouths have sucked the same breast before them.. They'll prefer taking Nutri Milk.π€·π»ββοΈ
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It’s only in Nigeria you will hear someone
boast of their level of insanity, “I dey mad oo ask people”.π«£ππΎββοΈ
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Please Girls... If u are waiting for a man who is cute, rich, humble, faithful, caring, understanding, nice and loving... Don't worry be patient...Jesus is coming soon.
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β6.
I was at the supermarket today and I saw a man looking at me as if he has never seen someone take a sip of coke and returning it on the shelf.
β7.
Always smile , dress well, act calm so that when you fart in public, no one will suspect that you.
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β8.
Even if you can put your phone on
flight mode thinking you are saving your
Data, MTN will charge you for booking a flight.
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Everything is not village people o!!!
How can you go for a job interview and be fighting with another applicant over socket to charge your phone?...
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β9.
When someone asks why you continue to chat with your ex, ask them if they have never used past exam papers for revision?
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β11.
Nigerians r so superstitious. Cabs will refuse to stop just cos you're wearing all black, and it's nyt & you're carryin cutlass
β12.
Imagine going to fight your husband’s side chick & she beats you up.
What a disgrace.ππΎββοΈ
β13.
Nobody walks faster than a person that has been given too much change at a shop
They will be like
β14.
You all should stop blocking your parents from viewing your posts and status, let them see child they raised
β15.
Ever sat next to someone with Body odour in church, when pastor calls out those with evil spirits, you join so you can leave that place?ππΎββοΈ
β16.
One Yoruba girl posted a picture and captioned it "everywhere stew " I opened it and pepper entered my eyesππΎββοΈ
β17.
That ashawo life that got you an iPhone will surely get you a Benz. Don't give up Sister, you almost there. Motivate yourself
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β18.
A Girl who wants to cheat will cheat
If you like take her out feed her until she can't walk again she will still crawl to another guy.
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β19.
Crush: Why should I trust you? All the guys I've been dating have been dogs.
Me: .........
Crush: Well? Aren't you going to say anything?
Me: ........... meow
β20.
I respect those people who gives testimonies in church, I mean standing boldly in front of your village people telling them about your success.
EXTRASππΎββοΈ
β21.
Women who put chain on their legs, look like a lost Fowl.
β22.
Guys pls stop using Viagra, Alomo ,Burukutu, Manpower etc... We ladies deserve Free and Fair Erections .. you're there laughing you didn't realize that I put no 9 twice
#Bitter_truth #happy #highlights
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β1.
Some girls can unzip a man Trouser in the dark but cannot locate psalm 23 in broad daylight. My God is watching you ooo.π€£π€£π€·π»βοΈ
β2.
Some girls will be doing fine girl fine girl 2 bucket of water can not flush their shit especially those ones with small nyash.π€£π€£π€£
β3.
If babies knew how many adult mouths have sucked the same breast before them.. They'll prefer taking Nutri Milk.π€·π»βοΈπ€£π«£
β4.
It’s only in Nigeria you will hear someone
boast of their level of insanity, “I dey mad oo ask people”.π«£ππΎβοΈπ¬π¬
β5.
Please Girls... If u are waiting for a man who is cute, rich, humble, faithful, caring, understanding, nice and loving... Don't worry be patient...Jesus is coming soon.ππ€·π»βοΈ
β6.
I was at the supermarket today and I saw a man looking at me as if he has never seen someone take a sip of coke and returning it on the shelf.π€£ππ
β7.
Always smile , dress well, act calm so that when you fart in public, no one will suspect that you.ππ€·π»βοΈ
β8.
Even if you can put your phone on
flight mode thinking you are saving your
Data, MTN will charge you for booking a flight.ππ
9.
Everything is not village people o!!!
How can you go for a job interview and be fighting with another applicant over socket to charge your phone?...ππππ€·π»βοΈ
β9.
When someone asks why you continue to chat with your ex, ask them if they have never used past exam papers for revision?πππ€·π»βοΈ
β11.
Nigerians r so superstitious. Cabs will refuse to stop just cos you're wearing all black, and it's nyt & you're carryin cutlassππ¬π¬π¬
β12.
Imagine going to fight your husband’s side chick & she beats you up.
What a disgrace.ππΎβοΈπ€£π¬
β13.
Nobody walks faster than a person that has been given too much change at a shop
They will be likeπ§πΆπΆπΆπΆππππ€£π€£
β14.
You all should stop blocking your parents from viewing your posts and status, let them see child they raisedπ€£π€£
β15.
Ever sat next to someone with Body odour in church, when pastor calls out those with evil spirits, you join so you can leave that place?ππΎβοΈπ€£π€£
β16.
One Yoruba girl posted a picture and captioned it "everywhere stew " I opened it and pepper entered my eyesππΎβοΈπππ
β17.
That ashawo life that got you an iPhone will surely get you a Benz. Don't give up Sister, you almost there. Motivate yourselfππ€·π»βοΈππ
β18.
A Girl who wants to cheat will cheat
If you like take her out feed her until she can't walk again she will still crawl to another guy.πππ€·π»βοΈ
β19.
Crush: Why should I trust you? All the guys I've been dating have been dogs.
Me: .........
Crush: Well? Aren't you going to say anything?
Me: ........... meowππ
β20.
I respect those people who gives testimonies in church, I mean standing boldly in front of your village people telling them about your success.
EXTRASππΎβοΈπππ
β21.
Women who put chain on their legs, look like a lost Fowl.ππ
β22.
Guys pls stop using Viagra, Alomo ,Burukutu, Manpower etc... We ladies deserve Free and Fair Erections .. you're there laughing you didn't realize that I put no 9 twice πππ
#Bitter_truth #happy #highlights
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Follow Rich Young - Bamalah