😅😅😂 ●1. Some girls can unzip a man Trouser in the dark but cannot locate psalm 23 in broad daylight. My God is watching you ooo.🤣🤣🤷🏻‍♂️ ●2. Some girls will be doing fine girl fine girl 2 bucket of water can not flush their shit especially those ones with small nyash.🤣🤣🤣 ●3. If babies knew how many adult mouths have sucked the same breast before them.. They'll prefer taking Nutri Milk.🤷🏻‍♂️🤣🫣 ●4. It’s only in Nigeria you will hear someone boast of their level of insanity, “I dey mad oo ask people”.🫣🙆🏾‍♂️😬😬 ●5. Please Girls... If u are waiting for a man who is cute, rich, humble, faithful, caring, understanding, nice and loving... Don't worry be patient...Jesus is coming soon.😂🤷🏻‍♂️ ●6. I was at the supermarket today and I saw a man looking at me as if he has never seen someone take a sip of coke and returning it on the shelf.🤣😂😂 ●7. Always smile , dress well, act calm so that when you fart in public, no one will suspect that you.😂🤷🏻‍♂️ ●8. Even if you can put your phone on flight mode thinking you are saving your Data, MTN will charge you for booking a flight.😂😂 9. Everything is not village people o!!! How can you go for a job interview and be fighting with another applicant over socket to charge your phone?...😂😂😂🤷🏻‍♂️ ●9. When someone asks why you continue to chat with your ex, ask them if they have never used past exam papers for revision?😂😂🤷🏻‍♂️ ●11. Nigerians r so superstitious. Cabs will refuse to stop just cos you're wearing all black, and it's nyt & you're carryin cutlass😋😬😬😬 ●12. Imagine going to fight your husband’s side chick & she beats you up. What a disgrace.🙆🏾‍♂️🤣😬 ●13. Nobody walks faster than a person that has been given too much change at a shop They will be like🧎🚶🚶🚶🚶🏃🏃🏃🤣🤣 ●14. You all should stop blocking your parents from viewing your posts and status, let them see child they raised🤣🤣 ●15. Ever sat next to someone with Body odour in church, when pastor calls out those with evil spirits, you join so you can leave that place?🙆🏾‍♂️🤣🤣 ●16. One Yoruba girl posted a picture and captioned it "everywhere stew " I opened it and pepper entered my eyes🙆🏾‍♂️😭😭😭 ●17. That ashawo life that got you an iPhone will surely get you a Benz. Don't give up Sister, you almost there. Motivate yourself😋🤷🏻‍♂️😂😂 ●18. A Girl who wants to cheat will cheat If you like take her out feed her until she can't walk again she will still crawl to another guy.😂😂🤷🏻‍♂️ ●19. Crush: Why should I trust you? All the guys I've been dating have been dogs. Me: ......... Crush: Well? Aren't you going to say anything? Me: ........... meow😂😂 ●20. I respect those people who gives testimonies in church, I mean standing boldly in front of your village people telling them about your success. EXTRAS🙆🏾‍♂️😂😂😂 ●21. Women who put chain on their legs, look like a lost Fowl.😂😂 ●22. Guys pls stop using Viagra, Alomo ,Burukutu, Manpower etc... We ladies deserve Free and Fair Erections .. you're there laughing you didn't realize that I put no 9 twice 😂😂😂 #Bitter_truth #happy #highlights 😂😂😂 Follow Rich Young - Bamalah