U are a big boy ....
U spend #200k on a girl , all in d name of her birthday and u even gave her #50k, juz to make her hair ....
Smiles....

Weeks later ur friend told u to come and buy land where he bought his, and invest ur money.
U asked how much and he replied #750k
U said to him that u can’t buy that kind of land bcuz it's not in a developed area.......
Some months later u went broke....
U asked that girlfriend to give u #2k to survive.
She said she doesn't have.....
Things got tough and later d girl left u .

Later, that same friend of urs called u to come to his new house since he's celebrating it and u honored his invitation,
u got there and started asking stupid Questions??
Is dis d same land u told me about d last tym? He replied... Yes Everywhere look like London now? He smiled??

How much can I get land here now? He said #2m and you start regretting..

myAdvice
Spend ur income with ur brain NOT with slay Queens , forget those girls (some of them) are destiny killers....

Hustle now, forget clubbing, drinking , and smoking .....
Wen d money comes, MARRY, train ur kids , spend on ur wife, go on Vacations with ur family , and u will never Regret it.....

Nothing runs a man down lyk a woman.
Don't involve urself with women , dey are lyk Virus.
One is okay.
POVERTY IS REAL, AND no woman will want to marry a man without plans.

Bro Get Sense small

Spread Good Vibes
Get Focused
Stay Safe & Worry Less
Have A Blessed And Wonderful Day

Some people especially ladies think that half a million is bigger than 750k.

Hahaha, wahala
What's your take on this?

collect 60k as salary, i told my boss to pay me 50k instead that I'll be contributing 10k monthly to collect by December
I went to meet him yesterday concerning my savings, he said i won't be getting a dime, that how have i been surviving with just 50k if not that I've been stealing from him

Yesterday, someone I don't know sent me the sum of 150k to my opay account.

When I received the amount I was so happy same time was surprised because I don't know who the person was.

I waited till evening, then I received a call from an unknown person, crying out that she mistakenly sent 150k to my account, that her number and mine are same just different of one digit.
I requested for her account number she sent me different one intoto.

I said know, please send the very one that sent the money and she did I cross-checked and it's same name.
I sent it back to her.

Waited for her to confirm if she has received it or not, she did not call either did she send text to say thank you.

I called her but the number is switch off till now.

I'm surprised and shocked same time.

My wife and I were both in a bus this morning when I saw a Mallam talking about selling his iPhone 14 because he didn't know how to use it. According to the Mallam, it was a gift from his brother who was abroad, and he wanted to sell it and buy something cheaper.

Curiously, I turned to the Mallam and asked him.

"Oga, how much do you want to sell it?"

He looked at me and stretched the phone to me.

"If you get am for 30k now now, carry am. Phone is complicated wanlahi. Trouble trouble full the phone. I cannot operational the phone wanlahi. The only thing I use the phone for is call, text my wife, and call my boys for ask for my cows pinish."

"So the phone is functional?"

"Pully punctional Wanlahi. Punction full the phone as you see am, Gaskiya. 30k only, carry the phone."

I collected the phone and gave it to my wife to look at it. The iPhone 14 was normal. From the back, we could tell it was still brand new. She tried operating the phone but the battery shut down instantly because the phone was having just 1 percent when we collected it.

After inspecting it, my wife asked.

"So Mallam why do you want to sell it."

"You didn't hear me, madam? I say conflicated wanlahi. The phone is conflicated. I need simple something."

Me and my wife started talking in our language. I told her that the mallam doesn't know the value of the phone that is why he is asking for 30k. But business is business.

"We would offer him your old Android in exchange for the iPhone. Your Android is 100k. The iPhone is over 1.5million. So it is good business."

"Praises are you sure?"

"Yes. Think about it. Because if this Mallam go now, someone will jump on this opportunity and buy it. For even 200k. Let's pick it now."

After consideration, my wife agreed.

I turned to the mallam.

"Mallam, we don't have cash now, but we have a simple Android phone worth 150k. We would just give you this one and take the iPhone."

Mallam agreed.

"I am collecting this your phone because it is easy to use. If not I will need the cash."

We told him no problem.

Me and Mallam exchanged phone numbers. He removed his Sim and gave us the phone. I quickly dropped from the bus before Mallam changes his mind about selling the iPhone.

Overjoy didn't even allow us to ask for the phone charger. My wife and I started running home to charge the phone after we bought a charger by the road.

We got home and since 1pm this phone has been charging but it has refused to come on. When it did this evening, the phone showed NOKIA instead of iPhone. Immediately the phone went off again.

Fear gripped me.

My wife shouted "haaa".

Immediately I called Mallam with my phone and put the phone on loudspeaker.

Mallam picked.

"Hello Mallam, it is the man and wife you sold phone to."

"Okay... My kwastama."

"Mallam you said you got this phone from your brother who stays abroad?"

"Yes. My brother Shaibu. He stay abroad. For Sambisa with za cows."

"Sambisa forest?"

"Yes. Sambisa for Maiduguri. You know Borno?"

"Yes. But that is not abroad na? Anyway, you said the phone is okay. Why is it taking almost 7 hours to charge and the phone has not on?"

"No... No... No... I tell you the phone is comflicated. Wahala too much. Comflicated."

"I didn't know that is what you meant. Right now the phone is not coming on."

"1% is 14hrs charging. Be patient. Don't rushing in life. Patient dog chop fat bone. You have dog?"

"Yes."

"Patient like your dog. 14hrs e will on. But no speaker for the phone pa. You will buy for it speaker. This your own is good. I am enjoying it for radio."

My wife shouted.

"Mallam bring my phone and collect your own o."

Mallam ended the call.

This evening my wife has been telling me how her spirit didn't want the phone but I insisted. Me and her that was running home happily to charge phone o.

Do you see women?

Credit: Praises Chidera Obiora

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Last year, December 8th to be precise, someone sent me #100k and was promoted at work before Christmas.

A colleague sent 250k to me and he recovered a N5m debt after 7 days.

On same day, a facebook friend sent me 200k and he won 2.7m in Bet9ja that weekend and another distant friend sent 150k and her boyfriend of eight years proposed.

I am NOT saying you should send me money or anything, but I want you to think about it and make the right DECISION!!

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Your girlfriend asked for N200k assistance from u. U sent her the entire N150k in ur account.

She called u back and abused u for not sending the whole N200k and while u were trying to explain to her, she cut off the call and blocked u.

After 45 seconds, the bank reversed the money back to ur account for error purposes.

As a guy, what song will u sing to thank Baba God

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