U are a big boy ....
U spend #200k on a girl , all in d name of her birthday and u even gave her #50k, juz to make her hair ....
Smiles....

Weeks later ur friend told u to come and buy land where he bought his, and invest ur money.
U asked how much and he replied #750k
U said to him that u can’t buy that kind of land bcuz it's not in a developed area.......
Some months later u went broke....
U asked that girlfriend to give u #2k to survive.
She said she doesn't have.....
Things got tough and later d girl left u .

Later, that same friend of urs called u to come to his new house since he's celebrating it and u honored his invitation,
u got there and started asking stupid Questions??
Is dis d same land u told me about d last tym? He replied... Yes Everywhere look like London now? He smiled??

How much can I get land here now? He said #2m and you start regretting..

myAdvice
Spend ur income with ur brain NOT with slay Queens , forget those girls (some of them) are destiny killers....

Hustle now, forget clubbing, drinking , and smoking .....
Wen d money comes, MARRY, train ur kids , spend on ur wife, go on Vacations with ur family , and u will never Regret it.....

Nothing runs a man down lyk a woman.
Don't involve urself with women , dey are lyk Virus.
One is okay.
POVERTY IS REAL, AND no woman will want to marry a man without plans.

Bro Get Sense small

Spread Good Vibes
Get Focused
Stay Safe & Worry Less
Have A Blessed And Wonderful Day

My wife and I were both in a bus this morning when I saw a Mallam talking about selling his iPhone 14 because he didn't know how to use it. According to the Mallam, it was a gift from his brother who was abroad, and he wanted to sell it and buy something cheaper.

Curiously, I turned to the Mallam and asked him.

"Oga, how much do you want to sell it?"

He looked at me and stretched the phone to me.

"If you get am for 30k now now, carry am. Phone is complicated wanlahi. Trouble trouble full the phone. I cannot operational the phone wanlahi. The only thing I use the phone for is call, text my wife, and call my boys for ask for my cows pinish."

"So the phone is functional?"

"Pully punctional Wanlahi. Punction full the phone as you see am, Gaskiya. 30k only, carry the phone."

I collected the phone and gave it to my wife to look at it. The iPhone 14 was normal. From the back, we could tell it was still brand new. She tried operating the phone but the battery shut down instantly because the phone was having just 1 percent when we collected it.

After inspecting it, my wife asked.

"So Mallam why do you want to sell it."

"You didn't hear me, madam? I say conflicated wanlahi. The phone is conflicated. I need simple something."

Me and my wife started talking in our language. I told her that the mallam doesn't know the value of the phone that is why he is asking for 30k. But business is business.

"We would offer him your old Android in exchange for the iPhone. Your Android is 100k. The iPhone is over 1.5million. So it is good business."

"Praises are you sure?"

"Yes. Think about it. Because if this Mallam go now, someone will jump on this opportunity and buy it. For even 200k. Let's pick it now."

After consideration, my wife agreed.

I turned to the mallam.

"Mallam, we don't have cash now, but we have a simple Android phone worth 150k. We would just give you this one and take the iPhone."

Mallam agreed.

"I am collecting this your phone because it is easy to use. If not I will need the cash."

We told him no problem.

Me and Mallam exchanged phone numbers. He removed his Sim and gave us the phone. I quickly dropped from the bus before Mallam changes his mind about selling the iPhone.

Overjoy didn't even allow us to ask for the phone charger. My wife and I started running home to charge the phone after we bought a charger by the road.

We got home and since 1pm this phone has been charging but it has refused to come on. When it did this evening, the phone showed NOKIA instead of iPhone. Immediately the phone went off again.

Fear gripped me.

My wife shouted "haaa".

Immediately I called Mallam with my phone and put the phone on loudspeaker.

Mallam picked.

"Hello Mallam, it is the man and wife you sold phone to."

"Okay... My kwastama."

"Mallam you said you got this phone from your brother who stays abroad?"

"Yes. My brother Shaibu. He stay abroad. For Sambisa with za cows."

"Sambisa forest?"

"Yes. Sambisa for Maiduguri. You know Borno?"

"Yes. But that is not abroad na? Anyway, you said the phone is okay. Why is it taking almost 7 hours to charge and the phone has not on?"

"No... No... No... I tell you the phone is comflicated. Wahala too much. Comflicated."

"I didn't know that is what you meant. Right now the phone is not coming on."

"1% is 14hrs charging. Be patient. Don't rushing in life. Patient dog chop fat bone. You have dog?"

"Yes."

"Patient like your dog. 14hrs e will on. But no speaker for the phone pa. You will buy for it speaker. This your own is good. I am enjoying it for radio."

My wife shouted.

"Mallam bring my phone and collect your own o."

Mallam ended the call.

This evening my wife has been telling me how her spirit didn't want the phone but I insisted. Me and her that was running home happily to charge phone o.

Do you see women?

Credit: Praises Chidera Obiora

PC: Facebook

Last year, December 8th to be precise, someone sent me #100k and was promoted at work before Christmas.

A colleague sent 250k to me and he recovered a N5m debt after 7 days.

On same day, a facebook friend sent me 200k and he won 2.7m in Bet9ja that weekend and another distant friend sent 150k and her boyfriend of eight years proposed.

I am NOT saying you should send me money or anything, but I want you to think about it and make the right DECISION!!

If you have made up your mind, DM me for account details. After 10 pm, I will delete this post and won't respond to any DM again. A word is enough for the wise.

"Because of N200K. Do you want to woǔnd me? Don't you know I bleached..." - Wunmi Toriola loses her temper on a movie set over the producers' nonchalant attitude to her safety while filming a dramatic scene.

Your girlfriend asked for N200k assistance from u. U sent her the entire N150k in ur account.

She called u back and abused u for not sending the whole N200k and while u were trying to explain to her, she cut off the call and blocked u.

After 45 seconds, the bank reversed the money back to ur account for error purposes.

As a guy, what song will u sing to thank Baba God

Me looking at some people begging for urgent 2k when you can make 30k and above and 200k before December my students are cashing out massively

Anyone making $200k a month from trading forex won’t be selling a course to teach you how to do the same. Their real source of income is your subscription fee.

Please guys!!! How do I tell someone that dash me 200k that 1k is missing... The money is 199k

Please sir, can I see a bed sitter or roomm & parlour, budget 150-200k not far from BIU or in either 1st or 2nd Ugbor, water resources, gapiona, Abuja qtrs or adesuwa self
URGENT
ADMIN PLEASE APPROVE

If they like make dem sell rice 200k, na 14 children I go still born.
7 boys, 7 girls. Children dey bring blessings