You must laugh😁😂😂😂 1. ST!NGY:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said your mom counted it 😂 2. CONFŮS!ON:- Is when you stėal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards 😂 3. SH0CK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feel your phone🙄 4. CAŮSE TR0UBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a făke call will your Ch!na phone: "Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has dis@ppeared😂� 5. WAHALA:- Is after you have been pun!shed by a sold!er and you climbed ur bike and shøut "Thûnděr f!re you" and then, your bike refuses to start🙄😂 6. KASALA DON BŮRST:- Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( wine), as a vill@ge girl, she says; "pre@se make it spicy" 🙄😳 7. W!TCHCR@FT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM😂 8. HE@RT @TTACK:- Is when your girlfriend pregnant and your wife is pregnant 😫 9. Wickėdness ÷ is wen u finish reading this post and didn't share and follow 👉 Ndubisi Peace and Ike Eze #everyonehighlightsfollowers #everyonefollowers #everyonehighlights #everyoneシ゚ #follower #vibes2024

"Three Of My M0m's S!sters Came To Stay With Us, And My Dad Was fμ¢k!πg All Of Them... It's A Normal Thing In Our Fam!|y." – bbnaijas9, Wani reveals to Shaun about the thr££s0m£ experience her f∆ther had with her mother's s!sters, says its a normal in the fam!ly. #everyonefollowers

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Meet William Masvinu who has won the Mr Ugly competition five times in Zimbabwe. He said he is proud of his ugliness, and wants to be take it to the international level. The organiser said he wants ugly people to have the same opportunities as beautiful people. The winner of the competition receives $500 and a cow. #highlightseveryonefollowers

I had planned to perform "Bank Alert" as Rudeboy, but Onyeka Onwenu and Mr. Ibu informed me that they would not appear in the video if my brother Peter was left out. I am the one who composed 99% of P-Square's songs, but I will never admit it publicly. I wrote that song while we were having problems. Mr. Ibu and Rudeboy "Onyeka Onwenu were the two parents featured in the "Bank Alert" video. I recall discussing the "Bank Alert" video shoot with Onyeka Onwenu the last time I spoke with her. I have to say what I'm about to say, even though I really don't want to. Upon contacting her, I informed her that the song wasn't intended for P-Square, but rather #fypシ #everyonefollowers #everyone

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⚽️ 35 goals 🎯 8 assists 🏆 Serie A 🏆 Copa America 🏆 Italian Super Cup 🏆 Serie A golden boot 🏆 Copa América golden boot ⚽️ Game winning goal in the final Lautaro Martinez has a good shout for the Ballon d'Or 👀 Follow David Victor #FIFA #soccer #everyonefollowers #facebookpost

20 things ladies shouldn't do, when they meet a new guy "1. Don’t take your friends along with you when he invites you on a date 2. Don’t go to his house unannounced 3. Don’t ask him for money 4. Don’t compare him to your ex or talk about your ex, only if he requests 5. Don’t get drunk on your first outing with him 6. Don’t wear see through or exposing outfits on your first outings 7. Don’t bore him with all your family or personal issues ( my house caught fire, my AC is not working, my rent is due ) 8. Don’t talk about Marriage on a first date 9. Don’t pry about the size of his pocket, his earnings or the car he drives ( Do you drive a G wagon ? Are you a millionaire ? ) 10. Don’t be too quick to post his picture on instagram, Facebook, (social media) etc 11. Don’t go out without “vex money” or a simple transport fare “bailout” money 12. Don’t lie you’re a virgin and don’t lie about your age ( Some ladies say they’re 22 when they’re 29) 13.Don’t order what you don’t know how to eat or you’re allergic to all because you’re forming sophisticated 14. Don’t ask to meet his Mother or Father. Only if he suggests 15. Don’t be rude or nasty to the waiter or waitress just because you want To impress or be a Diva 16. Don’t talk to him about your body count or guys you’ve slept with. YOUR STANDARD / DEFAULT body count is (2) guys 17. Don’t form British or American accent or any form of accent you can’t keep up with 18. Don’t think you’re an automatic girlfriend after the first Sexual Encounter 19. When your friends call you on a date don’t describe him in a derogatory manner eg I’m with that guy who has Bastard Money 20. Don’t start leaving clothes and tooth brush stylishly at his place. Please bless me with a follow 🙏 #highlightseveryonefollowers2024

Not making mistakes often means you haven't ventured into a new thing. Mistakes teach valuable lessons,IF YOU ARE IN YOUR TWENTIES AS A FIRST BORN, THIS POST IS FOR YOU A Friend of mine once complained so bitterly of how she hasn't been able to save any money or do any thing reasonable as pertaining her personal development and growth. She said, all the money she has been earning has been going to her family. Honestly i felt for her, i understand she loves her family but it wa a way too much. Well i told her if she truly wants to grow and be established so she can give her family the support and assistance they need, then she has let go off her family. Don't get me wrong, i am not saying she shouldn't help her family, all i am saying is before you extend a hand of help you should be established to an extent. Just as Brain Jotter rightly said" everyone that depends on you for survival, will still survive even if you die today. Stop carrying your family's load on your shoulder, you're too young for that, focus on building your self I know you can't wait to show your family love and support, but have you gathered enough strength. Remember you may crash if the strength you have gathered is not enough. As the first daughter/son, there's often a lot of responsibility on your shoulders, but it's important to remember that you can't pour from an empty cup. Before you can truly show up for our families, you need to show up for yourself I know you love your family, and you want to support them, but sometimes prioritize your own growth and development . It's time to focus on building your own foundations, achieving your own goals, and securing your own future and dreams Let's not forget that our families want us to be happy and successful too! Let's take control of our lives, crush our targets, and become the best versions of ourselves. Our families will be proud, and we'll be proud of ourselves too! they're not the end of the road. Mistakes show what to avoid in the future. They prove you're taking action. Don't overlook mistakes, strive to correct them. Improvement comes with each passing day. #everyoneactivefollowers #everyonefollowers #everyoneactive #fypシviralシ2024シ゚viralシ