A lady goes into a store to buy some cat food. The cashier says, “I’m very sorry, ma’am, but we need proof that you actually have a cat. Some people nowadays will buy cat food to eat.” The lady finds this odd, but goes home, brings her cat back and is able to buy the cat food. The next day, the same lady goes to the store to buy some dog food. The cashier says, “I’m very sorry, ma’am, but we need proof that you actually have a dog. Some people nowadays will buy dog food to eat.” The lady feels slightly annoyed, but goes home, brings her dog back and is able to buy the dog food. The next day, the same lady goes to the store to buy some baby food. The cashier says, “I’m very sorry, ma’am, but we need proof that you actually have a baby. Some people nowadays will buy baby food to eat.” By now the lady is feeling well and truly irritated, but goes home, brings her baby back and is able to buy the baby food. The next day, the lady goes to the store and approaches the cashier, holding a small box with a hole in the front. “Please put your finger in here.” she says. The cashier gives her an odd look and says, “Absolutely not, you might be hiding a spider in there.” The lady replies, “Please don’t worry, I’m not.” The cashier is still skeptical. “Are you hiding a rat?” “No.” “A snake?” “No.” “Well….All right.” The cashier puts her finger in the box and touches something soft and squishy; she pulls her finger out, smells it and says, “This smells like poop!” “Exactly,” the lady replies. “Now can I buy some toilet paper?” please follow up

Video capturing a pregnant lady showing off her huge baby bump has left many with mixed reactions.

You have made me realize how much power the word “love” holds, and definitely, you made me understand the true meaning of romantic love. Thanks for being such a kind, understanding, and generous human being. You inspire me a lot. Love you, baby girl.

Dayo Amusa has continued to get gifts from friends and family as she celebrates the arrival of her baby. Her godmother pampered her with dollars. Video in comments. Image@dayoamusa/IG

Hello,do you know that weaning is a situation whereby the mother and the baby are all sick l,sad, and tired. Make a research.

My girlfriend offline for 30 mins😩💔: Me:check her fb active status . Check her recent post💔. Ask her friend to check for me if she is online or not 😟💔. Start to think I’m blocked💔😞. Starts to cry 😭💔. Call her unborn sister, ambulance, EFCC, Tinubu,😭Goddd my life is over 😭💔. What if she's deadd😟💔. What if she doesn't love me anymore 😩💔. Calls Punch newspaper and daily Suns 😞💔. Starts to over think 💔. Call my pastor 😞💔 . Begins to fast😩💔. Start writing long paragraphs to apologising 😭💔. Opening group chat for her 😭💔. What if she is missing? Oh nooo my baby😭💔. Maybe she doesn't love me anymore .😩💔. Call the police 😩💔. My life is over😭😭. Oh nooooooooooo 😭💔

PORTRAITS OF SHAME In the market you find a poor woman with a baby at her back you lower your car window and with a military rough command voice you asked her: How much are you selling those onions and bananas? The poor seller politely replies, "N1,500 for a bunch of bananas and N1,000 for a pack of onions.'' With pride you demand the bunch of bananas at N800 and the the pack of onions at N700 or else you will leave. The poor seller resigns to fate and replies, "take them at the price you want. I have not made any sale today, at least I have something for supper now." She has made a loss but she goes further to buy a plastic bag for you to pack the two items you have just bought. You order her to hurry up otherwise you may change your mind. She apologises and with a smile, she gives you the items and she blesses you for patronizing her. You literally throw the money at her and you sped away leaving behind a cloud of smoke and dust which causes a bit of discomfort to her and the baby. She is coughing while securing her little money. Her poverty has left her with no choice. You have now arrived at the 5-star restaurant where you are to meet friends and you ask them to order food and drinks of their choice. They order expensive food and the leftovers are more than the food they have eaten. The total bill is N65,000 and you pay without bargaining, you gave a tip of N5,000 appreciating the waiter for a delicious meal....which you didn't eat even half of. This incident might seem quite normal to you but it's inhumane... THE POINT IS:-👇 Why do we always show that we have the bargaining power when we buy from the poor? Why do we become arrogant when buying from the poor? Why do we become stingy when buying from the vulnerable? Why do we show generosity to those who do not even need our generosity? Why do we become polite when buying from the rich who view our money as mere change? Why do we channel money to a sea of money? Please buy simple goods from the poor people at high prices....do it deliberately. Sometimes, pay extra for the items you buy from poor women...you are only blessing them in your little way Please where possible buy items from local markets. To everyone reading this, please, everytime you see them in traffic, taxi parks, bus stops, on the streets....just buy! Don't bargain. They are not looking for money to buy expensive clothes or mansions or cars, but to feed their children back home and pay school fees. Please let's support the less privileged🙏🙏🙏🙏 #everyone #follower #viralpost2024 #highlightsシ゚

Soybean farming in Nigeria. Nigeria produces a wide range of agricultural commodities, amongst which are soybean, maize, rice, cowpea (beans), sorghum, guinea corn, wheat, yam, cassava, potato, etc. Apart from being used as food, many of these crops are also used as raw materials in the manufacturing industry. Among the crops used as raw materials in the manufacturing industry is Soybean. The crop is grown in many states across Nigeria. Major Soybean producing states in the country are Kaduna, Katsina, Niger, Benue, Borno, Kebbi, Nasarawa, Kwara, Oyo, Jigawa, and Taraba State. The cultivation of soybean has increased year over year due to the rapid growth of the livestock farming and food processing industry. Soybean is used as a protein source in the preparation of livestock feeds especially poultry feeds. It is also used in the production of vegetable oil, baby food, drinks, etc. Any farmer that goes into soybean farming will always smile to he bank because there is always a high demand for the crop. The demand has exceeded supply in recent time, reason why the price of the crop has now gone from about N150,000 per ton to over N300,000 per ton at the time of writing this report.

“Someone that likes you won’t stress you.” Twitter user narrates how he met his wife on Instagram. He says,“I changed my Instagram profile to public for 2 weeks. I saw a girl's picture and I commented, I like what I am seeing.” Then, she said, “meet me in the DM”. I wasn’t even expecting her to reply. I was in Sagamu, Ogun state, and she was in Port Harcourt. I called one of my guys to ask how Port Harcourt girls are. I had never dated anyone outside my tribe. I liked what I saw. We talked for a couple of months. I paid for her flight to come to Lagos state. She later joined me in the UK. We are married now and expecting a baby in January. The rest is history. Photo credit: @ayo_LFC/ X

"Even as they are f!ghting, Peter Okoye still wishes himself and his twin brother a happy birthday as he shares nostalgia throwback and baby pictures of them