Teach me how to pray
Teach me how to worship right
Lord I'm your baby
You called me your baby!

I just found this song and I'm sold!

OUR INSPIRATIONAL WRITE UP

TOPIC: SETTING GOALS:

Can you imagine, According to history, Sir Edmund Hilary being asked how he conquered Mount Everest and answering, "Well, my wife and I just went for a walk one afternoon, and before we knew it we were at the top of the mountain"?
You know better!.

First, he studied the mountain.
Then he developed he developed a plan to climb it. Then he recruited expert guides. Then he established a daily schedule.
Then he made sure he had adequate supplies.
Then he developed a budget.
And most importantly, he understood that it would take perseverance to reach the top.

Friend, in the pursuit of your goals make sure you apply perseverance because with it , you will reach the top.

THINK ABOUT IT!!

TO BE CONTINUE!!
#nwadiutoogechianna #Ogebaby #inspirational

IS MY NEWBORN HUNGRY?
Newborns can’t say, “Mom, I’m hungry!”—but they give hunger cues to let you know! Look for these signs:

LIP SMACKING & SUCKING MOVEMENTS – Baby starts sucking on hands, lips, or anything nearby.
ROOTING REFLEX – Turns head & opens mouth when you touch their cheek.
FUSSINESS & WHINING – Early hunger = small whimpers, late hunger = full-blown crying!
CLENCHED FISTS & RESTLESSNESS – Baby may move arms & legs more when hungry.
SEEKING THE BREAST OR BOTTLE – Latches onto anything near their face!

Crying is a LATE hunger sign! Try to feed before baby gets too upset.

🕰 HOW OFTEN SHOULD NEWBORNS EAT?
Every 2-3 hours (or 8-12 times per day).
Watch your baby, not the clock!

Signs Baby is FULL – Turns away, slows sucking, relaxed hands, or falls asleep.

A well-fed baby is a happy baby! Trust your instincts, Mama!

#NEWBORNCARE #HUNGRYBABY #MOMLIFE #BABYONBOARD #BREASTFEEDING #FORMULAFEEDING #BABYCUES #MOMTIPS #PARENTINGHACKS #MOTHERHOOD

To understand how √2 equals approximately 1.4142, we can use various mathematical techniques. Here's a broad explanation:

1. Geometric Method:
Imagine a right-angled triangle with both legs equal to 1 unit. Using the Pythagorean theorem:

a^2 + b^2 = c^2

where a and b are the legs, and c is the hypotenuse.

1^2 + 1^2 = c^2
2 = c^2
c = √2

Now, imagine a square with a side length of 1 unit. The diagonal of this square is equal to √2 units.

Using a compass and straightedge, we can construct a sequence of triangles and squares to approximate the value of √2.

2. Decimal Expansion:
We can express √2 as a decimal using the following method:

√2 = 1 + 0.4 + 0.02 + 0.0004 + ... (using the Babylonian method or other numerical methods)

This decimal expansion converges to approximately 1.4142.

3. Continued Fractions:
We can express √2 as a continued fraction:

√2 = 1 + 1/(2 + 1/(2 + 1/(2 + ...)))

This continued fraction converges to approximately 1.4142.

4. Babylonian Method:
This ancient method involves making an initial guess, then iteratively refining that guess using the formula:

x(n+1) = (x(n) + 2/x(n)) / 2

Starting with an initial guess of 1, we can iterate this formula to converge to approximately 1.4142.

These mathematical techniques demonstrate how √2 equals approximately 1.4142.

Here are the explanations for √3, √5, and √7:

√3:
*Geometric Method:*
Imagine an equilateral triangle with side length 2 units. Draw an altitude from one vertex to the opposite side, creating two 30-60-90 right triangles.

Using the Pythagorean theorem:

a^2 + b^2 = c^2

where a and b are the legs, and c is the hypotenuse.

1^2 + (√3)^2 = 2^2
1 + 3 = 4
√3 = √3

Now, imagine a hexagon with side length 1 unit. The diagonal of this hexagon is equal to √3 units.

Using a compass and straightedge, we can construct a sequence of triangles and hexagons to approximate the value of √3.

*Decimal Expansion:*
We can express √3 as a decimal using the following method:

√3 = 1 + 0.7 + 0.04 + 0.002 + ... (using the Babylonian method or other numerical methods)

This decimal expansion converges to approximately 1.7321.

√5:
*Geometric Method:*
Imagine a golden rectangle with length 2 units and width 1 unit. Draw a diagonal, creating two similar triangles.

Using the Pythagorean theorem:

a^2 + b^2 = c^2

where a and b are the legs, and c is the hypotenuse.

1^2 + 2^2 = (√5)^2
1 + 4 = 5
√5 = √5

Now, imagine a decagon with side length 1 unit. The diagonal of this decagon is equal to √5 units.

Using a compass and straightedge, we can construct a sequence of triangles and decagons to approximate the value of √5.

*Decimal Expansion:*
We can express √5 as a decimal using the following method:

√5 = 2 + 0.2 + 0.01 + 0.0005 + ... (using the Babylonian method or other numerical methods)

This decimal expansion converges to approximately 2.2361.

√7:
*Geometric Method:*
Imagine a heptagon with side length 1 unit. Draw a diagonal, creating two similar triangles.

Using the Pythagorean theorem:

a^2 + b^2 = c^2

where a and b are the legs, and c is the hypotenuse.

1^2 + (√7)^2 = (√14)^2
1 + 7 = 14
√7 = √7

Now, imagine a 14-gon with side length 1 unit. The diagonal of this 14-gon is equal to √7 units.

Using a compass and straightedge, we can construct a sequence of triangles and 14-gons to approximate the value of √7.

*Decimal Expansion:*
We can express √7 as a decimal using the following method:

√7 = 2 + 0.6 + 0.03 + 0.0015 + ... (using the Babylonian method or other numerical methods)

This decimal expansion converges to approximately 2.6458.

Here are the approximate values:

- √3 ≈ 1.7321
- √5 ≈ 2.2361
- √7 ≈ 2.6458

When can baby sit up?

What about me baby

I was making yam porridge this afternoon since it was my turn to cook for me and my girlfriend.

Just as I was pouring palm oil into the boiling water, she suddenly stormed into the kitchen from the backyard where she was doing our laundry, panting like someone who had just finished a marathon race.

"What is this, Desmond?" she said, waving something across my face.

"What is it?" I asked, dropping the bottle of palm oil on the kitchen counter.

"What is this picture doing in the pocket of your trousers?" she held out the thing to me. It was a picture of a smiling lady—my ex-girlfriend, Susanna.

"Desmond, what is this picture of Susanna doing in your pocket, eh?" she continued in anger.

Me: It's just a picture.

Girlfriend: *screaming* It's just a picture what? Desmond, isn't this your ex-girlfriend, Susanna, eh? What are you doing with her picture?

Me: Baby, it's not what you're thinking.

Girlfriend: What do you mean it's not what I'm thinking. What man walks around with the picture of their ex-girlfriend?

Me: I wish you know how much this picture benefits both of us. If you knew, you won't be shouting like this.

Girlfriend: How does you cheating on me benefit me?! Eh, Desmond? In fact, I think you still like her. I think you still like her.

Me: No, I actually don't like her. I want her.

Girlfriend: *her brows crinkle in shock* What?

Me: Yes, I want her. And I'm not the only person who wants her. The police want her, too. She's a wanted woman.

Girlfriend: *confused* What do you mean?

Me: The police want her. She was involved in the kidnapping of a child, so they were distributing pictures of her around.

Girlfriend: You don't mean this.

Me: I'm serious. Very serious... *takes the picture from her with a smile*... And I plan to make other copies, as the police want us to make and distribute pictures of her in hopes of catching her. They said they'll reward the person that finds her with 50 million naira.

Girlfriend: *eyes sparkling* What?

Me: *waving the picture in her face* This is money! This is moving money. I'm only walking around with this picture in my pocket so I can show it to people and ask if they've seen her. Once I catch her, I'll take her to the police station and take the 50 million naira, which will benefit both of us. Don't you want to drive a car one day? Don't you want to visit the Maldives?

Girlfriend: *starts smiling* So she's wanted. You should have told me earlier na. I would have helped you distribute the pictures and search for her.

Me: Yes, she's a wanted, with a bounty of 50 million naira... *hands my girlfriend the picture*... In fact, you should photocopy this picture so you can have a copy to carry around with you when you go around looking for her.

Girlfriend: I'll certainly do that.

Me: But if you find her, don't hold her ooo.

Girlfriend: *confused* Why? I thought you wanted us to catch her.

Me: You know Susanna is much bigger than you are. She might escape or even beat you. If you find her, just ask for her Facebook name, and maybe her phone number and then bring them to me.

Girlfriend: Why na?

Me: I'll submit those details to the police and go with them to arrest her.

Girlfriend: Oh, I understand now.

Me: Yes, as I said earlier, I don't like her. I want her. The police wants her.

Girlfriend: We'll soon be rich.

Me: Yes, we will. You can go and continue with the clothes you were washing. When you're done, we'll go together to make more copies of this picture.

*My girlfriend turns and leaves the kitchen to the backyard*

Me that just escaped:

Him: *breathing heavily* Chai, Baby, I'm happy we finally did it.

You: *shy* Me, too.

Him: I didn't know you tasted this sweet oo.

You: *smiling* You don't mean it?

Him: I'm serious. This is the hottest sex I've had in my life. I'm still feeling it in my dîck, sef.

You watching him praise you knowing the thing he's feeling is the first sign of the untreated gonorrhoea you just gave him.

There’s this dispatch rider I always use because I like sticking to vendors once they deliver good service.

Since he delivered my birthday cake from a client, he became my go-to for all my deliveries.

Now, me, I’m a foodie. The kind that sees something fine online and orders without thinking twice. If I like it, I buy it. Simple. So, I order food a lot.

Sometimes, when he came around, I’d give him small food if I had cooked. Other times, after paying for his service, I’d dash him extra or round up the money.

I never saw him as just a dispatch rider. I related to him like an equal, gisted with him sometimes.

So, one day, I’m chatting with a client-turned-friend, and she tells me about an opening in her company. Immediately, I think, “Ah, this could be good for my dispatch guy!” I pick up my phone and call him, excited to share the news.

As soon as he picked up, he started hailing me.

“Aunty! That food wey you give me ehn, chai! Too sweet!”

I laughed. “Glad you liked it.”

“No be ordinary sweetness o. Abeg, you put something inside?”

I frowned. “Something like what?”

He laughed a naughty laugh. “Love portion o! Because since I chop that your food, I just deh think about you. I no fit sleep. I just deh dream about you.”

I was silent, hoping I misheard. But nope, he continued.

“Aunty see eh, I get feelings for you. I no mind your age—I know say you senior me, but age na number. I go fit handle you well.”

My silence didn’t discourage him.

You sabi cook, but why you deh always order food? Na red flag for men o! But no worry, me I no mind, because I know say you sabi cook. And once we start dating, you no go buy food online again. I go make sure say na only your food I deh chop.”

My mind was far I was wondering what I did and which diety did offended for this thing to be happening to me

“See, no mind my work o. For you eh, I go stop this work, find better job so I fit deh take care of you. Just say yes.”

I still said nothing.

“Hello, baby? Baby, are you there?”

Acha…Achalugo, I am going to marry you....

I ended the call and blocked him.

That’s how he missed the opportunity I was calling to give him because of yansh.

The End

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