Him: *breathing heavily* Chai, Baby, I'm happy we finally did it.

You: *shy* Me, too.

Him: I didn't know you tasted this sweet oo.

You: *smiling* You don't mean it?

Him: I'm serious. This is the hottest sex I've had in my life. I'm still feeling it in my dîck, sef.

You watching him praise you knowing the thing he's feeling is the first sign of the untreated gonorrhoea you just gave him.