THEM THIEF THIS PIKIN JUST NOW According to Comrade Israel Joe ''This baby (one and the half year old), was stolen today at Mami, by Effurun Roundabout. I just directed them right now, and they are on their way to Ekpan Police station to report the case. God have mercy. Full details tomorrow.

Ordinary Injection U Will Be Crying But If It Is 5 inches Long U Will Be Shouting Baby Go Deeper Weldon o Deeper Life Woman🏃😜

"From we have a match to we now have a baby''- Couple Who Met on Nons Miraj's 'The Huntgame Show' Say As They Welcome Bouncing Baby

"From we have a match to we now have a baby''- Couple Who Met on Nons Miraj's 'The Huntgame Show' Say As They Welcome Bouncing Baby

This sh@me too much🙊😭😭😭 As I was walking out of Shoprite this morning🚶‍♂️, I saw this very beautiful lady😃😍 come out of a nice looking Mercedes Benz😋. Mere looking at her you will know she is a millionaire, i was just looking at her s£xy body with tømato skin when She sùddenly ran after this sl!m🤔, short💁‍♂️, dark üg|y gúy😐. The lady was būsy shøuting to the man😕, begging 😯and crying on top of her voice saying, "Please baby😭, don't leave me🙁, "I need you 😪and can't l!ve without you"😫. This Bênz😣 and the mansion means nothing without you😟. I need you honey.😞" The guy just kept walking🚶‍♂️ away and ignøring her😐. I was like😃, if this ūg|y and ûsé|ess guy won't take this lady back, I will😃. The lady continued begging but he just walked away🚶‍♂️ and left her standing there søbbing🤗. I thought to myself, this is my chance☺so I walked 🚶‍♂️to her and tapped on her shoulder👌. But before I could say anything to her😊, I just heard a b!g voice behind me say🙄, "Hey😑, you are øbstructing our câmera💁‍♂️. We are shøôting a movie🙁." 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️😂😅😅😂😅😂 Dear reader💞💞 I might not know you, ✋☺ But I wish you the best in life. ☺🌻🌸 More amazing jokes comedies motivations and stories just follow 👉Andrea Theu the writer

People can really be Wíckèd 🤦‍♂️ Last year an innocent Nigerian celebrity was accused by a Kenyan lady of being the father of this baby . He denied the allegations. Moral lesson : looking at this baby do you think he was falsely accused? Who does the baby resemble? 😆😆😆

"Wetin my eye see na only Jesus and mother Mary fit explain am" - Ekene shares pregnancy experience in US 🇺🇸 ☺️👏 Nollywood actress Ekene Umenwa finally unveils the face of her beautiful baby girl as she shares what she went through during that moment In her words 👇🏾 "Welcomed my first fruit in United States of America weeks ago and I can only say this to every mum out there including my mother UNA TOO MUCH JEHOVAH wetin my eye see na only Jesus and mother Mary fit explain am give una because if not for them chimoooooooo mothers are something else wow 👏 to every mother out there chop kiss muahhhhhhhh ❤️ Pls help me say thank you Jesus on the comment section 🙏❤️ To everyone believing God for a child with this picture claim it that one day you will carry your bundle of joy like this amen 🙏 ❤️" - Ekene You have been congratulating others. Your time has come. Get ready for your own congratulations in JESUS MIGHTY Name!

😂😂😂 FUNNY JOKES 😂😂😂 Good morning Jokes😂🥶💤 1. Dāting a hústler is not easy. At 3am boom "baby wake up I have found a būyer for the mattress"😀😅🤣😢😅😓 2. Being a celebrity is not easy Mehn😌 I entered one pôultry today, Omo if you see the way chickens dey shøut ✌️😩😂💔 3. In U.S.A. you see names like Búsh, stōne yet they progress. But in Àfrica, Favour is strūggling to fēed😹, Blessing is bēgging for data🤣, Rejoice is sūffēring from dēpressiøn 😅, Wisdom has no sēnse😹, Victøry faīls exams often😹 and even Courage feārs Chicken😹😹🤣😅 4. No prīvacy in my area, U will be using Ur phone in the bus and Someone will say"bros abeg Scroll up small make I see that girl picture well. She resemble my gīrlfriend😂💔 5. Imagine going to Hēll 🔥 because of small līes like "I míss you too"🙆‍♂️🤣 6. A man goes into a library and asks for a book on Sūicīde. The librarian says, "Fūck øff, you wont bring it back." 😂😂😂😂 7. Gīrlfriend: Baby, I'm Prëgnānt...What Do You Want It To Be? Emeka: A Joke. 😂😂😂😂😭😭 8. A Relatioñship withøut S£x helps you to focus on important things like Ch£ating 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 9. You are dāting two guys at the same time yet you can't Sōlve simple simūltaneøus eqūation that you are doing. Ijiot!😏😏 10. Being a man is not eāsy ,No makeup, no wig ,If u are ūgly u'are ūgly nothing will sāve u except MÔNEY & LYĪNG so much 🥴🥴😂😂 11. Have you ever been in the church while preacher preaches for so long that you wish you could remind him that the Bible says, "let my people go" 🤫🤫😁😁😁😁😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 12. When Sātān saw that people were shy to smøke wëēd, he then introduced shīsha 😀😂😂😂🤣 13. Stop ignøring my post 🙄 am not your Ex I did nøthing to you 😏🚶

Funny jokes 1. When your partner is bathïng, just shöut “baby you thought I don’t know your passwörd, so what’s all this nönsense in your phone”...🙄 My Brother, you will make someone to stay in the bathroom the whole day thinking of answers to give you 🤭😂😂 2. Welcome to Nigerïa, where Only black people will mute the TV to smëll what’s bürning 🤭😂😂 3. I decided to gist with this my stübborn girlfriënd today...🙄 Me: “What is your Favourite colour? 🥰 Favour: “Stop asking me stüpid question, ask me something logical and mature instead...🙄 Me: “How many moles of Sodium Bicarbonate (III) are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of Sulphuric açid at S.T.P? 😒 Favour: “My favourite colour is Pink... 🙄🤭😂😂 Abeg wetin dey happen???😂😂 4. The strength we use to stand up from our chairs and shöut GOAL when watching a football match is different from the one we use when shouting AMEN in the church.🙄 I really don’t know what is wrong with boys at all. 😒😂😂 5. If you don’t want to visit me, then tell me straight forward...😒 Favour, Which one is “I don’t know if I can come again oo, my father is ängry with my mother” 😳🙄😂😂 6. If you see the way your girlfriënd is busy telling another guy she doesn’t have a boyfriend🙄, you’ll know it’s only God who loves you. 🥲🤭😂😂 7. I stöpped reciting Nigeria pledgë since a cup of rice became #15O.🥲 Serve Nigeria with which strength🚶. Me that have not eaten since 😒😂😂 8. You bought a freezer of 15Ok for only 12k and you are now complaining the freezer is shockïng you, My Brother the time you are buying it the price no shoçk you? 🙄🤭😂😂 9. My problëm started with Calabar people when I heard one Calabar womän singing “ekwueme” like this🙄: “Ekwueme, Ekwueme Ekwueme, Ekwueme We are the living God oo Eze no one like us. 😳🙆😂😂 10. For those guys that are calling their girlfrïends “their world” 🌍, but if that “world” asks for #10,OOO, the moon 🌕 will vanish, all the rivers and seas will dry up and the sun itself will

A Woman Calls her Husband Who has Gone to Work... Woman: Baby, buy me Yām at the market when U get back from work. Husband: OK. But I gave you the money when I l€ft the house this morning, right? Woman: Yes, baby. I'm t!red. Do that for me, s0rry! Husband: OK, see you later. #naijagist a f€w minutes later, the husband calls the woman back. Husband: H0ney, help! Come quickly, to the mark€t. The lady sell!ng the yam gråbb€d me by the n€ck and said that I was responsible for her pr€gnåncy. Woman: What? Bāby I'm coming in a m!nute. arrived at the market she calls her husband to know his p0sition. Woman: Hello baby, I'm already here. Where are you ? Husband: I'm still at w0rk. Buy your yām and go home qu!etly.😹😂😂😂 You want to scr0ll up w!thout follôwing me🫤😥,h€aven is far fr0m you😭😭🤣🤣😂 Follow me for more 👉 Naija Gist God will bless you abundantly as you do so...