Readers are learners #danloader

In times of change, learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists. — Eric Hoffer

“Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Either you came in here a swimmer or you'd better be a really fast learner.

If you are not a reader and constant learner, your money-making ability will be severely limited. Why? Because money is a reward for solving problems. And problems are dynamic. Forty years ago you had to travel to your village to see your relatives. That was a problem. Today, you can video chat with them. That is a solution. Technology and new information are constantly solving old problems and creating new solutions. And if you do not keep up with them, you will become part of the problem. And those who cause problems cost money. At the same time, those who solve problems make money. Do you now see why you should be a reader and constant learner? 

LAUGH ABEG YOU DESERVE IT 1. Fowl 🦆wey my friend wan use give native doctor🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nkechi don use am cook fried rice😭😭😭 I go gist ona later, there is fire on the mountain now 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 2.If gøvernment see crūde oil for your house na them get am 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂☀️☀️☀️ But if they see igbo for your backyard na you get am😭😭😭 3. Nigeria education no balance at all 😂😂😂😂 secøndary school teachers they'll teach when you get to the university....😃😄😃😃😄 University Lecturers be like you must have come across this in your secondary school😍🤩🤔 4.lawyer defend you for fraud case finish😆 you still get mind run fake alert for am 🤣🤣 shaaaiiii uncle... Why😂😂😂 5. Favour no be say your boyfriend stingy oo😆😆 nah the girlfriends too plenty, before e reach your turn salary don finish😭😭😂😂 6.babalalo wey suppose stop rain for wedding, say na rain hold am for where he go buy material😂😂😂😂😂😭😭 7.when somebody dies Americans be like oh he's deâd😂😃 Nigerians be like, yesterday when i see am e dey lick orange and palm oil" I no know say na goodbye him dey talk O😭 8. Ñø be everything be village people work "How you go for job interview🧑‍🔧 begin fight for socket to charge your phone with manager" 😂 Uncle Why🙄.....🤣🤣 9. You fit defeat me for maths and science😄😃 But in English you is going home🤣🤣 10. Nigeria education system no balance well o😅😅😅 poor man pikin na olodo rich man pikin na slow learner🤣🤣😂 11.The reason why men cheat is because the population of women is more than Men🤣😅 No woman must be Left behind including you, yes you reading this...💚😂😂 I don't want to be start mentioning names oo🥱🥱 12.person die you post death took the wrong person😭 nah you be the right person.. .. 🤗🤗🤗 13. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍ And also follow 🙏👉 for hilarious jokes 🤣

1. Dear ladies Flat Ass is caused by sitting in a relationship that is not yours don't argue with me am not your mate🙄😹😹 . 2. I Just got a cāll from a friend whose wife woke up this morning and started applying her makeup right there in the bed...... Husband stared at her and asked - "Have you lost your mind ?" Why on earth are you making up this early??? She Replies "I need to unlock my phone, it's on face recognition and it doesn't recognise me.🙆🏾‍♂️😂😂😂 . 3. Life is really crazy You dream that u have a car, when u wake up, u have nothing! U dream that u have money, when u wake up, u have nothing! But try to dream that u're urinating, that's when ur dreams come true😮‍💨🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️ . 4. There is no privacy in this country anymore...* How can I be pressing my phone in a Taxi and someone from behind will says *“Uncle scroll back, I did not see that girl’s picture well”*🙆🏾‍♂️😡😡😡 . 5. Nothing is more frūstrating than buying a chin chin, just to find 50naira Chin Chin and 70naira air inside😬🥺🥺 . 6. For ladies Make sure you shāve your armpits before taking selfies Stop using innocent emojis to cover it up Precious am wārning u🫣😆😆 . 7. So Because The Doctor Asked You To Change your Drinking Habit, you're Now Drinking Beer With Spoon? Continue.🫣😹😹 . 8. Wahala is when u close the door to kīll a snake and the electricity goes off my brother u will know that no body can støp reggae music. U will jump like a rasta man🙆🏾‍♂️😹😹 . 9. My relationship status is about to change from *"single"* to *"still single"*🫣😆😆 . 10. Being hūrt by someone u love can make u wake by 2am just to shout "chia Chineke le" and go back to sleep*🙄😅😅 . 11. some ladies should put learner sign at the back of their hill shoes especially favor You can't be walking in front of me like a pre-mature goat I hātē rūbbish😂😂😂😂😥 Cutie 🥰 why don't you want to like, or follow me

-Be Honest and Have Integrity -Be Responsible and Kind -Be a Life-long Learner -Be a Good Listener -Be Wholehearted -Be Courageous -Be Empathetic -Be Passionate -Be Self-Aware -Be Persuasive -Be Intuitive -Be Creative Qualities You Must Have to Succeed in Work and Life.

“In a time of drastic change it is the learners who inherit the future. The learned usually find themselves equipped to live in a world that no longer exists.”

“Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss.”