1. Dear ladies Flat Ass is caused by sitting in a relationship that is not yours don't argue with me am not your mate🙄😹😹 . 2. I Just got a cāll from a friend whose wife woke up this morning and started applying her makeup right there in the bed...... Husband stared at her and asked - "Have you lost your mind ?" Why on earth are you making up this early??? She Replies "I need to unlock my phone, it's on face recognition and it doesn't recognise me.🙆🏾‍♂️😂😂😂 . 3. Life is really crazy You dream that u have a car, when u wake up, u have nothing! U dream that u have money, when u wake up, u have nothing! But try to dream that u're urinating, that's when ur dreams come true😮‍💨🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️ . 4. There is no privacy in this country anymore...* How can I be pressing my phone in a Taxi and someone from behind will says *“Uncle scroll back, I did not see that girl’s picture well”*🙆🏾‍♂️😡😡😡 . 5. Nothing is more frūstrating than buying a chin chin, just to find 50naira Chin Chin and 70naira air inside😬🥺🥺 . 6. For ladies Make sure you shāve your armpits before taking selfies Stop using innocent emojis to cover it up Precious am wārning u🫣😆😆 . 7. So Because The Doctor Asked You To Change your Drinking Habit, you're Now Drinking Beer With Spoon? Continue.🫣😹😹 . 8. Wahala is when u close the door to kīll a snake and the electricity goes off my brother u will know that no body can støp reggae music. U will jump like a rasta man🙆🏾‍♂️😹😹 . 9. My relationship status is about to change from *"single"* to *"still single"*🫣😆😆 . 10. Being hūrt by someone u love can make u wake by 2am just to shout "chia Chineke le" and go back to sleep*🙄😅😅 . 11. some ladies should put learner sign at the back of their hill shoes especially favor You can't be walking in front of me like a pre-mature goat I hātē rūbbish😂😂😂😂😥 Cutie 🥰 why don't you want to like, or follow me