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1) My neighbor's wife has been wearing one pant for three days now.Should i inform her husband.
2) My girlfriend stole money from her father for me to start business.Now she want me to marry her.
Who will marry a thief
3) End year promo!!
I sell refrigerators for 12k
You can still use it for wardrobe if it's not working
4)so secretly everyone is a barber*
*if you know you know*
5)One day I'll get my own girlfriend and stop borrowing people's own
*
6)My in-laws:* What do you do for a living and how did you meet our daughter
*Me* I post memes and she was always replying
7)I bought pants for my girlfriend but yesterday I saw her sister putting it on nw hw will I tell my girlfriend that am not happy about it
*
8)
When I was growing up, my father will reject food for my mum & my mum will go on her knees to beg . I rejected rice 4 my wife now waiting for her to beg; she added salad & started eating. How do I tell her that am seriously hungry?
9)That note you write
in church when pastor🤵🏽♂ is
preaching
, do you later read it or na just over Sabi you dae do🤷🏽♂️
"*
10)When a girl becomes famous on social media
Trust me, the sense is no longer there
11)Your crush sends you a voice note and you run around the house looking for earphones only to find out she says... 'I HAVE A BOYFRIEND..
🙆🏻♂️
*
12)When you wear native to church and you climb Altar
Its called Alternative
13)Any car dealer here???*
*I need a Jeep of 100k I want to shock my village people this January* 🏃🏽♀🏃🏽♀🏃🏽♀
14)I pray that Government should ban importation of make ups, So we can see some real faces*
15)On The Day Of My Ex's Weddin' I'll Patiently Wait For The Pastor To Say You May Now Kiss The Bride Then I'll Shout Snake Snake.*
*You Want To Kiss Who..*
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1) My neighbor's wife has been wearing one pant for three days now.Should i inform her husband.
🤔🤔🤔🤪🤔🤔🤔
2) My girlfriend stole money from her father for me to start business.Now she want me to marry her.
Who will marry a thief🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
3) End year promo!!
I sell refrigerators for 12k🤗
You can still use it for wardrobe if it's not working
😌😌
4)so secretly everyone is a barber*🤔😂😂😂😂
*if you know you know*🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
5)One day I'll get my own girlfriend and stop borrowing people's own🙁*
6)My in-laws:* What do you do for a living and how did you meet our daughter
*Me* I post memes and she was always replying 😐😂😂😂
7)I bought pants for my girlfriend but yesterday I saw her sister putting it on nw hw will I tell my girlfriend that am not happy about it 😀* 😁😂🤣
8)🙇 When I was growing up, my father will reject food for my mum & my mum will go on her knees to beg . I rejected rice 4 my wife now waiting for her to beg; she added salad & started eating. How do I tell her that am seriously hungry?
🙇
9)That note you write✍️in church when pastor🤵🏽♂ is 📖 preaching 🎤 , do you later read it or na just over Sabi you dae do🤷🏽♂️😅"*
10)When a girl becomes famous on social media 😌
Trust me, the sense is no longer there😔💔
11)Your crush sends you a voice note and you run around the house looking for earphones only to find out she says... 'I HAVE A BOYFRIEND..😹🙆🏻♂️💔*
12)When you wear native to church and you climb Altar😎
Its called Alternative😁
13)Any car dealer here???*
*I need a Jeep of 100k I want to shock my village people this January* 🏃🏽♀🏃🏽♀🏃🏽♀
14)I pray that Government should ban importation of make ups, So we can see some real faces*💔😂😂😂😂
15)On The Day Of My Ex's Weddin' I'll Patiently Wait For The Pastor To Say You May Now Kiss The Bride Then I'll Shout Snake Snake.*
*You Want To Kiss Who..* 😂🤔
#happy #highlights
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