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Nollywood Actor And Comedian, Enoch Darko Popularly Known As Watabombshell Is Set To Marry His Long-Term Girlfriend, Maame Yaa
ENOCHDEBORAH 2024
A big Congratulations To him. That your wedding is still possible. Don’t give up ooh #congratulations #celebrity #wedding #nollywood
@fol@followersg@highlightNollywood Actor And Comedian, Enoch Darko Popularly Known As Watabombshell Is Set To Marry His Long-Term Girlfriend, Maame Yaa π₯°π♥οΈ ENOCHDEBORAH 2024 π A big Congratulations To him. That your wedding is still possible. Don’t give up π€¦βοΈ ooh #congratulations #celebrity #wedding #nollywood @fol@followersg@highlight0 Comments 0 Shares 0 ReviewsPlease log in to like, share and comment! -
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3. I toast you, you no gree
Now you come dey ask me for 2k
Person wen dey no give ADMISSION dey pay ACCEPTANCE FEES?
4. Nor rush for dis life people sabi post RIP pass congratulations
If anybody hurry you block am
5.. In My Shoes
A teacher was testing her students' intelligent level..."I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.
JAMES: I will look for stick and kill it! "That's smart of you James." says the teacher.
"Robbers attacked me in my car and said, ''Your car keys or your life! Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher again.
JOY: I will give them the car keys and run for my life. Once there is life, there is hope. "Wow! That's so wise of you Joy." says the teacher.
"I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million dollars on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.
AKPOS: I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money!TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's a figure of speech.
AKPOS: You can't literally open your door and see 50 million dollars on your bed. That's a figure of speech.
6. She: you really made my day
Me: I can even make your hole weak
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5 Hello guys, anyone single here? If yes please WhatsApp me your details. Am selling a single bed.*
Thank you for showing interest.
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6 Brother hustle ooo, so that when you get old you will be playing golf not Draft*
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7 Nothing is sweeter than when you noticed that you failed exams and your friends also failed*
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8 Our politicians are now performing miracles, using 5 cartons of indomie to feed 5,000 people.*
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9 Tell Us your real age, Abi which one be I'm +1 Today*π€·πΏββοΈ
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10 Immaturity is When U Think Carrying MP3 Around the Street is a Sign of Big Boy*
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11 This world shouldn't end yet ooo
I haven't chased my daughter's boyfriend with cutlass...
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12 When a girl replies by saying "I don't want any girl to come and beat me", congratulations bro *
*You are through to the semi finals*
_*Start preparing for the finals *_
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13 hmm u think say heartbreak dey pain? See let me tell you the truth, nothing pains like seeing light in other people's houses but una no get light.
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14 Watching TV with a village girl is so cool until she throws stone at the snake on the screen.*
I regretted loosing my TV screen.π₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ή
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15 All my life, I have never seen a pregnant female soldier... Do they lay eggs? _*π€·πΏββοΈ
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16 We Guys do not put BANANA inside our boxers to deceive U girls, why do u Use foam bra / foam bumbum to deceive us ?*π€·πΏββοΈ
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17 Ugly girls will do whatever you ask them to do, until it's time for abortion....*
*That's when you will know the real meaning of stubbornness*ππΎββοΈ
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18 Some women’s legs are like rumours, they keep on spreading.ππΎββοΈ
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19 If you are a lady and you don’t respect men, you will end up serving jollof at your younger sister’s wedding.π€·πΏββοΈπ€·πΏββοΈ
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20 Everybody can not do business. Some people were born to be customers.
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22 On my way home, I gave lift to a fowl. Can't I help an animal again?.
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23 Good men still exist...But your eyelashes won't allow you to see them*π«£
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26 The Motivational* *Speaker wey dey advice me make I no give up, don commit suicide this evening*..
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27 Before you have sex in the name of cold weather remember hot tea is cheaper than baby pampers.π€·πΏββοΈπ€·πΏββοΈ..
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28 I tried acting rich today,I withdrew 30k ,stood in my room and sprayed it in the air.*
*Now I don't know where 1k entered I'm having a sifia chest pain nowπ₯Ή
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29 I just killed the mosquito that
Bite me last month nonsense
He thinks that I wouldn't recognize him
Thanks for reading please I need your help share this post to make others laugh too no one will come across this post without laughing unless the person can't read
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Wait before you go recommend my page so it be visible to people please also invite friends to like my page π«‘ππΌππΌπ²π€£π€£ 1.. IF i offend you and u are mad at me,i apologize and u are stil mad at me,Then is nt my fault ,u are just a mad person ...keep it up* mad... madder... maddest...ππ€£π€£ . 2.. join Jenny's Triplets (content monetisation policy) and thank me later π·π½βοΈπ«²π½π«²π½π€·π½βοΈ 3 take a deep breath ππ . 4.. You jam me with breast and you are telling me sorry, sorry for what? Abeg jam me again jor, even continue jaming me* ππ€£π€£ . 5 Hello guys, anyone single here? If yes please WhatsApp me your details. Am selling a single bed.* Thank you for showing interest.ππ€£π€£ . 6 Brother hustle ooo, so that when you get old you will be playing golf not Draft*ππππ . 7 Nothing is sweeter than when you noticed that you failed exams and your friends also failed*πππ . 8 Our politicians are now performing miracles, using 5 cartons of indomie to feed 5,000 people.* *Wonders shall never end*ππΎβοΈπ€£π€£ . 9 Tell Us your real age, Abi which one be I'm +1 Today*π‘π€·πΏβοΈ . 10 Immaturity is When U Think Carrying MP3 Around the Street is a Sign of Big Boy*ππ . 11 This world shouldn't end yet ooo I haven't chased my daughter's boyfriend with cutlass...πππ .. 12 When a girl replies by saying "I don't want any girl to come and beat me", congratulations bro * *You are through to the semi finals* _*Start preparing for the finals *_πππ . 13 hmm u think say heartbreak dey pain? See let me tell you the truth, nothing pains like seeing light in other people's houses but una no get light.π΄π΄π‘ . 14 Watching TV with a village girl is so cool until she throws stone at the snake on the screen.* I regretted loosing my TV screen.π₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ή . 15 All my life, I have never seen a pregnant female soldier... Do they lay eggs? _*ππ€·πΏβοΈ . 16 We Guys do not put BANANA inside our boxers to deceive U girls, why do u Use foam bra / foam bumbum to deceive us ?*π€·πΏβοΈππ . 17 Ugly girls will do whatever you ask them to do, until it's time for abortion....* *That's when you will know the real meaning of stubbornness*ππΎβοΈπ€£π€£ . 18 Some women’s legs are like rumours, they keep on spreading.ππΎβοΈππ . 19 If you are a lady and you don’t respect men, you will end up serving jollof at your younger sister’s wedding.π€·πΏβοΈπ€·πΏβοΈπ€£ . 20 Everybody can not do business. Some people were born to be customers.πππ 21 If you are owing me, Biko pay me before I swear for you, but if I am owing you please bear with me because things are hard. You hear.π«£ππ . 22 On my way home, I gave lift to a fowl. Can't I help an animal again?.ππ . 23 Good men still exist...But your eyelashes won't allow you to see them*π«£ππ 24 Sometimes God allows ur phone to fall down so he can hear u shout "Jesus" since U refused to prayπ€·πΏβοΈπ€£π€£ . 25 There are People Who lie so much That Even If You See Them In Hell They Will Tell You: "I Came To see Someone" *π«£π€£π€£ . 26 The Motivational* *Speaker wey dey advice me make I no give up, don commit suicide this evening*.. *Na there I dey rush go now.*π€£π€£ . 27 Before you have sex in the name of cold weather remember hot tea is cheaper than baby pampers.π€·πΏβοΈπ€·πΏβοΈπ€£.. . 28 I tried acting rich today,I withdrew 30k ,stood in my room and sprayed it in the air.* *Now I don't know where 1k entered I'm having a sifia chest pain nowπ‘π‘π₯Ή . 29 I just killed the mosquito that Bite me last month nonsense He thinks that I wouldn't recognize himπͺππ€£π€£ Thanks for reading please I need your help share this post to make others laugh too no one will come across this post without laughing unless the person can't read ππ€£π€£ . Wait before you go recommend my page so it be visible to people please also invite friends to like my page π₯Ίπ«‘ππΌππΌ0 Comments 0 Shares 0 Reviews -
I hope your love continues to grow and expand with each passing year. Congratulations on your tenth-year wedding anniversary.I hope your love continues to grow and expand with each passing year. Congratulations on your tenth-year wedding anniversary.0 Comments 0 Shares 0 Reviews
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May your beautiful bond last a hundred years. Congratulations on your 10th anniversary.May your beautiful bond last a hundred years. Congratulations on your 10th anniversary.0 Comments 0 Shares 0 Reviews
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Congratulations, dear wifey, for completing a decade with me! You have brought endless joy and love to my life! Thank you for everything!Congratulations, dear wifey, for completing a decade with me! You have brought endless joy and love to my life! Thank you for everything!0 Comments 0 Shares 0 Reviews
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