FUNNY JOKES
Good morning Jokes
1. Dāting a hústler is not easy. At 3am boom "baby wake up I have found a būyer for the mattress"
2. Being a celebrity is not easy Mehn I entered one pôultry today, Omo if you see the way chickens dey shøut
3. In U.S.A. you see names like Búsh, stōne yet they progress. But in Àfrica, Favour is strūggling to fēed, Blessing is bēgging for data, Rejoice is sūffēring from dēpressiøn , Wisdom has no sēnse, Victøry faīls exams often and even Courage feārs Chicken
4. No prīvacy in my area, U will be using Ur phone in the bus and Someone will say"bros abeg Scroll up small make I see that girl picture well.
She resemble my gīrlfriend
5. Imagine going to Hēll because of small līes like "I míss you too"
6. A man goes into a library and asks for a book on Sūicīde.
The librarian says, "Fūck øff, you wont bring it back."
7. Gīrlfriend: Baby, I'm Prëgnānt...What Do You Want It To Be?
Emeka: A Joke.
8. A Relatioñship withøut S£x helps you to focus on
important things like Ch£ating
9. You are dāting two guys at the same time yet you can't Sōlve simple simūltaneøus eqūation that you are doing.
Ijiot!
10. Being a man is not eāsy ,No makeup, no wig ,If u are ūgly u'are ūgly nothing will sāve u except MÔNEY & LYĪNG so much
11. Have you ever been in the church while preacher preaches for so long that you wish you could remind him that the Bible says, "let my people go"
12. When Sātān saw that people were shy to smøke wëēd, he then introduced shīsha
13. Stop ignøring my post am not your Ex I did nøthing to you
😂😂😂 FUNNY JOKES 😂😂😂
Good morning Jokes😂🥶💤
1. Dāting a hústler is not easy. At 3am boom "baby wake up I have found a būyer for the mattress"😀😅🤣😢😅😓
2. Being a celebrity is not easy Mehn😌 I entered one pôultry today, Omo if you see the way chickens dey shøut ✌️😩😂💔
3. In U.S.A. you see names like Búsh, stōne yet they progress. But in Àfrica, Favour is strūggling to fēed😹, Blessing is bēgging for data🤣, Rejoice is sūffēring from dēpressiøn 😅, Wisdom has no sēnse😹, Victøry faīls exams often😹 and even Courage feārs Chicken😹😹🤣😅
4. No prīvacy in my area, U will be using Ur phone in the bus and Someone will say"bros abeg Scroll up small make I see that girl picture well.
She resemble my gīrlfriend😂💔
5. Imagine going to Hēll 🔥 because of small līes like "I míss you too"🙆♂️🤣
6. A man goes into a library and asks for a book on Sūicīde.
The librarian says, "Fūck øff, you wont bring it back." 😂😂😂😂
7. Gīrlfriend: Baby, I'm Prëgnānt...What Do You Want It To Be?
Emeka: A Joke.
😂😂😂😂😭😭
8. A Relatioñship withøut S£x helps you to focus on
important things like Ch£ating
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
9. You are dāting two guys at the same time yet you can't Sōlve simple simūltaneøus eqūation that you are doing.
Ijiot!😏😏
10. Being a man is not eāsy ,No makeup, no wig ,If u are ūgly u'are ūgly nothing will sāve u except MÔNEY & LYĪNG so much 🥴🥴😂😂
11. Have you ever been in the church while preacher preaches for so long that you wish you could remind him that the Bible says, "let my people go" 🤫🤫😁😁😁😁😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
12. When Sātān saw that people were shy to smøke wëēd, he then introduced shīsha 😀😂😂😂🤣
13. Stop ignøring my post 🙄 am not your Ex I did nøthing to you 😏🚶
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