Who is the dumb person that agreed to get engaged to you? Joking. I’m really happy for you two and can’t wait for the wedding.

Saturday are for party Wedding guest

*Your husband is speaking on the phone* Him: *to the person* It'll be okay. Bye-bye for now... *cuts the call and sighs*... You: What's wrong, Honey? I noticed your face changing while you were on the call. Him: It's my father. You: Your father? What happened to him? Him: *sighs again* You know my mom is deād, and there's no one to take care of him in the village since my sisters all live abroad. We, the boys, can't exactly leave our businesses in the city to stay with him in the village. You: I'll do it. Him: You'll do what? You: I'll travel to the village to take care of your father for at least one year. Him: *surprised* You'll do that? You: Yes, I will. I'm your wife, after all, and your father is also my father. What kind of wife would I be if I don't take care of my husband's aged father? Him: *breaks into a smile and starts praising you* Oyo di ya. Her husband's jewel. My heart! You're a good woman, and I'm glad I married you. Watching him praise you, knowing you only agreed to take care of his father in the village because you want another taste of the hot fūck his father gave you on your wedding night while your husband was drunk and asleep: #danloader

Congrats on your engagement! Now you can stop pretending to be interested in wedding magazines!

*So many women are unmarried, not because they can't find the right man, but because they can't find a man that is rich and at the same time stupid enough to pay for the wedding they and their family are too poor to afford, yet want to have. They want a grand traditional wedding, then a royal white wedding, a talk of the town reception and finally, a society court registry to finish it. Ask them their contribution, and they will say, 'Are you not the one that wants to marry me?'. How can you open your eyes and marry such a liability. Someone who is likely not even a virgin! It matters not to them that Mark Zuckerberg, that is wealthier than their entire generation, had a simple wedding. Marry that girl and prepare for premium billing from her and her entire family and hungry friends.*

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Big congratulations on your engagement, sweet sister. As you start planning for your wedding, just remember, that no matter how perfect the wedding is, the real challenge is figuring out who gets to sleep on the comfy side of the bed.

"I FEEL VERY ASHAMED THAT I WAS ALIVE AND WATCHED MY OWN 18-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER MARRY A 70- YEAR- OLD MAN" -REGINA DANIEL'S DAD "Regina and her mother, Rita, called me an ēnēmy of progress and wished me dēãth when I told her not to mãrry Ned Nwoko." -JUDE OJEGWU "I knew this marriage was bound to have issues. Even though I am in my late 50s and I can't marry a 18-year old girl. I feel very ãshamed that I was alive and watched my own 18-year daughter marry a 70-years old man. When Regina told me about this marriage, I told her that there's more to life and marrying a man who is older than me her father isn't right. But guess what? Her mother, Rita called me an ēnēmy of progress and wished me dēath. So I backed off and let Regina follow her happiness since she was already an adult anyway. I didn't even attend her wedding because I was ãngry. And today the same marriage they called me an ēnēmy of progress when I tried to open her eyes is crumblîng. I knew this would happen but I just hope she finds peace in her matrimonial home." ~ JUDE OJEGWU

My roommate and I were in this big wedding last Sunday. This big man was getting married to this big woman, so many of their big friends from all across the world came. It was a very lavish wedding. Money was being sprayed in dollars, and if naira was sprayed, it was the 1000 note. The more the couple danced, the more dollars were tossed into the sky. We were dressed in neatly ironed shirts, my roommate and I, and around our necks were colourful 'Ask Me' tags that indicated our roles. We went into the crowd, scooping up the money sprayed and stuffing it into these black nylon bags. There was so much money being sprayed. When our backs began to ache and we needed a rest, we told the ushers in charge of sharing food that we’d been working tirelessly under the sun and needed a break. They served us rice and fried chicken, and as soon as we stripped the meat off the bones, we got back into the field and resumed picking money. By the end of the day, we had filled two large carpenter bags with money. When no one was looking, we quickly slipped out of the area. I suppose someone eventually noticed that the two boys who had been picking money all day were missing and realized neither the bride's nor the groom's family had hired us. We were already halfway down the street, my roommate and I, holding the carpenter bags and the fake 'Ask Me' tags we had printed, when we heard voices behind us. "Hey, you two! Come back here! Bring back our money!" 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️

I have watched you grow up to become this amazing man, and your wedding is a dream coming true. Much love to you two.