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1. The Day My Crūsh Finally Decided to Visit Me Was the Same Day all the Rat in My Room Decide to Play Their Football Match 0n My Ceiling
2. MOM: Why is your result so bād?
ME: Bãd things happens to good people
Or what do you think?
3. Just bcuz I ask for ur number, U already açtíng like queen of England.
Sista, listen. Asking for ur number doesn’t mean I will call you
sometimes I just like keeping new contacts
4. TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked...
TEACHER: Where the h£ll are you going?
AKPOS: I don't have môney
for attention sir.
5. My drūnk friend came to my house this morning and started greeting all my mops outside thinking they are white men with dre@d lôcks.... fada lord.......
6. I used to see Ladies wearing toe ríngs thinking it's just for fashion, not knowing they are engaged to shôrt guys who couldn't reach their fingers
7. I heard one boy try to talk in proverbs today... Can you imagine what he said?
"A food at forty is a food pelu Eba " I have been fâíntíng since morning
8. He cōmmented on my post!
SHe replied 2 his cômment!
he replied again!
They were about 2fâll in luv with my post, so I delêtēd it
9. Bus drivers should stop moving the bus before everyone sits, 1 girl just grābbed my diçk for support, wïçkéd people everywhere
10. So because you are coōking Rice and chicken i cannot knøck to tell you am the one that remøved your cloth from the rain today.
11. I used to think agriculture was easy... until they asked me the five types of water☹
Me sha given them
drinking water, purewater
bottle water,
Cōld water,
and Mami water
Lobåtan
12.Cutie
why do you always ignøre me it unfaír oo
abi i no dey try , why don't you wanna ådd me
. I pray
🏻 that GOD touches your héart to âdd me .
🙏
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1. The Day My Crūsh Finally Decided to Visit Me Was the Same Day all the Rat in My Room Decide to Play Their Football Match 0n My Ceiling😭
2. MOM: Why is your result so bād?
ME: Bãd things happens to good people
Or what do you think?😁😁
3. Just bcuz I ask for ur number, U already açtíng like queen of England.
😂
Sista, listen. Asking for ur number doesn’t mean I will call you
sometimes I just like keeping new contacts 😂
4. TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked...
TEACHER: Where the h£ll are you going?
AKPOS: I don't have môney 💵 for attention sir.
5. My drūnk friend came to my house this morning and started greeting all my mops outside thinking they are white men with dre@d lôcks.... fada lord.......😂
6. I used to see Ladies wearing toe ríngs thinking it's just for fashion, not knowing they are engaged to shôrt guys who couldn't reach their fingers
👋✋
7. I heard one boy try to talk in proverbs today... Can you imagine what he said?
"A food at forty is a food pelu Eba " I have been fâíntíng since morning
🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶
8. He cōmmented on my post!
SHe replied 2 his cômment!
he replied again!
They were about 2fâll in luv with my post, so I delêtēd it😏
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
9. Bus drivers should stop moving the bus before everyone sits, 1 girl just grābbed my diçk for support, wïçkéd people everywhere 😭
😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖
10. So because you are coōking Rice and chicken i cannot knøck to tell you am the one that remøved your cloth from the rain today.😎
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
11. I used to think agriculture was easy... until they asked me the five types of water☹
Me sha given them
drinking water, purewater
bottle water,
Cōld water,
and Mami water
Lobåtan🙅🙅
12.Cutie🥰😍 why do you always ignøre me it unfaír oo 🥺😭abi i no dey try , why don't you wanna ådd me😩. I pray🙏🏻 that GOD touches your héart to âdd me .
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