When the wedding is new, everyone likes the bride but as times goes she will finally find her real lovers in the family.

Three University students dodged exam because they did not study They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease, then went to see the Lecturer” Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it to the exam. We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down and we became so dirty as you can see". The Lecturer understood and gave them three days to prepare. After three days, they went to the Lecturer very ready for the exam because they had studied. The Lecturer decided to put them in three separate classes with only four questions in the exam paper as follows: 1. Who got married? (25 marks) 2. Where was the reception held? (25mks) 3. Where exactly did the car break down? (25mks) 4.What type of car broke down? (25mks) Marking scheme: your answers must be the same.!!! As we speak, they are still in the exam hall writing!!

When am i getting married as how?? Na you go dey feed us after wedding?😏😒💔🌚🚶

"Due to unforeseen genetic compatibility issues, my partner and I have made the difficult decision to go our separate ways. "As you can imagine, this news comes as a devastating shock, and my heart is shattered into a million pieces. We were both eager to start our life together, but unfortunately, our genotypes (AS + AS=!!) posed insurmountable health risks. "I'm struggling to come to terms with this..." - An already planned wedding has been called off due to genotype compatibility issues, as revealed in a heartfelt post by the groom.

"Due to unforeseen genetic compatibility issues, my partner and I have made the difficult decision to go our separate ways. "As you can imagine, this news comes as a devastating shock, and my heart is shattered into a million pieces. We were both eager to start our life together, but unfortunately, our genotypes (AS + AS=!!) posed insurmountable health risks. "I'm struggling to come to terms with this..." - An already planned wedding has been called off due to genotype compatibility issues, as revealed in a heartfelt post by the groom.

This my new relationship really trend o😂😂 When it’s time, y’all will be invited to our wedding🤭

"I'm losing money but it's not about money now..." - Basketmouth reveals why he's not MCing anybody's wedding again

It's my wedding night so I called my father for some tips on what to do because I have never been with a woman before. ME: So what do I do first? FATHER: Take her clothes off & l@y her on the bed. Two minutes later I c@me on the phone again ME: She is n@ked & in bed, what do I do now?" 🤷‍♂️ FATHER: Take your d@mn clothes off & get into bed with her After another two minutes I went back on the phone. ME: Dad I'm nak£d & in bed with her, what do I do now?🤷‍♂️ FATHER:, "Sh!t son, do I have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body to where she pees Good night!" . I'm calling him again now and he's not picking Please now I have my head in the toilet bowl where she pees, what do I do next? 🛌🧘🏾‍♂️🚽🤷🏾‍♂️ Are you going without liking my post and following my profile?🙄 If i slap u😁 Eyii is joke Oya follow🧑🏽‍🦯 You love jokes right? If you haven't followed my profile below, that means you are missing alot. Follow the profile below for more funny jokes. FOLLOW 👉 Timi Jay follow page 👉 Discovery TV

Twinning with my Goddaughter on my wedding day was all cute and beautiful only for a short period, this girl cried when it was time to enter church and pour her flowers from the basket 😫. She was wailing as if someone spanked her just because her mom wasn’t there🤦🏾‍♀️. Incase you were considering making her your little bride, wait for 2 more years when she is grown. Don’t say I didn’t do anything for you o. Jenny Bistu ban yafe ba 😢 Dresses by Junuve fashion world

State versus federal wedding. A wedding invitation has emerged for prominent figures’ sons and daughters, including Deputy Senate President Jubrin Barau. The event will be held at the mini palace of Aminu Ado Bayero. This came as Muhammadu Sanusi II hosted the wedding of Rabiu Kwankwaso’s daughter over the weekend.