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The 21 lies our parents told us while we were growing up in Africa
1. If you drink garri or coke after eating mango, you'll d!e.
2. You must throw your fallen tooth on the roof before it can grow back.
3. When you sing & wave to the egret birds, you'll get white spots on your fingernails.
4. If it is raining and there is sun at the same time, it means that a lion or monkey is giving birth.
5. India won Nigeria 99-1 in a football match.
6. When you bend and look back in between your legs, you'll see spirits.
7. A mother and her son breaking firewood in the Moon as punishment, because they went to the farm on a Sunday and the Moon carried them.
8. Don't wear ruber bands because it drains blood.
9. If you eat while kneeling, you will never get satisfied because the devīl will be taking some.
10. If you blow air inside a pencil sharpener, it won't sharpen pencils anymore.
11. If anyone jumps or crosses you while you're sitting or lying down on the floor, you will never grow tall again until the person repeats the process.
12. If your parents send you on an errand and you came back late, to escape floggīng or punishment, you need to tie together certain leaves in the bush.
13. If you come to school late, in order not to feel pains during flogging, you need to put a stone in your mouth.
14. When you swallow a seed, especially African star apple seeds (Udara), it will germinate and grow in your stomach.
15. The coconut water is only for the elders.
16. As a young girl, if a boy touches you, it'll result to pregnancy.
17. If you whistle at night, you're calling the evīl spirits and serpents.
18. If someone bites you while fighting and you rub a fowl faeces on it, the person's teeths will fall off.
19. If you sweep the room late in the night, all your blessings will go away.
20. If you look at the mirror at night, you'll see a ghost.
21. If you eat Turkey's meat without burying the head, it will turn to a snake.
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#everyoneシ゚ #follower #highlights #followersThe 21 lies our parents told us while we were growing up in Africa 😂 1. If you drink garri or coke after eating mango, you'll d!e. 2. You must throw your fallen tooth on the roof before it can grow back. 3. When you sing & wave to the egret birds, you'll get white spots on your fingernails. 4. If it is raining and there is sun at the same time, it means that a lion or monkey is giving birth. 5. India won Nigeria 99-1 in a football match. 6. When you bend and look back in between your legs, you'll see spirits. 7. A mother and her son breaking firewood in the Moon as punishment, because they went to the farm on a Sunday and the Moon carried them. 8. Don't wear ruber bands because it drains blood. 9. If you eat while kneeling, you will never get satisfied because the devīl will be taking some. 10. If you blow air inside a pencil sharpener, it won't sharpen pencils anymore. 11. If anyone jumps or crosses you while you're sitting or lying down on the floor, you will never grow tall again until the person repeats the process. 12. If your parents send you on an errand and you came back late, to escape floggīng or punishment, you need to tie together certain leaves in the bush. 13. If you come to school late, in order not to feel pains during flogging, you need to put a stone in your mouth. 14. When you swallow a seed, especially African star apple seeds (Udara), it will germinate and grow in your stomach. 15. The coconut water is only for the elders. 16. As a young girl, if a boy touches you, it'll result to pregnancy. 17. If you whistle at night, you're calling the evīl spirits and serpents. 18. If someone bites you while fighting and you rub a fowl faeces on it, the person's teeths will fall off. 19. If you sweep the room late in the night, all your blessings will go away. 20. If you look at the mirror at night, you'll see a ghost. 21. If you eat Turkey's meat without burying the head, it will turn to a snake. Add yours…….. #everyoneシ゚ #follower #highlights #followers0 Comments 0 Shares 0 ReviewsPlease log in to like, share and comment! -
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1. ST!NGY:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said your mom counted it
2. CONFŮS!ON:- Is when you stėal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards
3. SH0CK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feel your phone
4. CAŮSE TR0UBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a făke call will your Ch!na phone:
"Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has dis@ppeared�
5. WAHALA:- Is after you have been pun!shed by a sold!er and you climbed ur bike and shøut "Thûnděr f!re you" and then, your bike refuses to start
6. KASALA DON BŮRST:- Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( wine), as a vill@ge girl, she says; "pre@se make it spicy"
7. W!TCHCR@FT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM
8. HE@RT @TTACK:- Is when your girlfriend pregnant and your wife is pregnant
9. Wickėdness ÷ is wen u finish reading this post and didn't share and follow Ndubisi Peace and Ike Eze
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#vibes2024You must laugh😁😂😂😂 1. ST!NGY:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said your mom counted it 😂 2. CONFŮS!ON:- Is when you stėal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards 😂 3. SH0CK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feel your phone🙄 4. CAŮSE TR0UBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a făke call will your Ch!na phone: "Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has dis@ppeared😂� 5. WAHALA:- Is after you have been pun!shed by a sold!er and you climbed ur bike and shøut "Thûnděr f!re you" and then, your bike refuses to start🙄😂 6. KASALA DON BŮRST:- Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( wine), as a vill@ge girl, she says; "pre@se make it spicy" 🙄😳 7. W!TCHCR@FT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM😂 8. HE@RT @TTACK:- Is when your girlfriend pregnant and your wife is pregnant 😫 9. Wickėdness ÷ is wen u finish reading this post and didn't share and follow 👉 Ndubisi Peace and Ike Eze #everyonehighlightsfollowers #everyonefollowers #everyonehighlights #everyoneシ゚ #follower #vibes20240 Comments 0 Shares 0 Reviews
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