An old woman boarded a bus to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver: "Driver, please, when we reach Benin tell me o".. she said. The driver nodded and then she shouted again: "My children, una hear wetin I tell am?" Everybody responded: "Yes, Mama." On the long journey to Lagos, everybody slept off and forgot about Mama's request. After several hours of driving and then close to Lagos, with Benin about four hours behind, the old woman asked: "Driver, you never reach Benin since?" "Ooooh! Mama, Benin is like four hours behind us".. the driver said. "Ahhh! take me back to Benin, abeg, I no wan wahala o".. the woman shouted in fear. Considering the age of the woman, the passengers agreed that the driver should turn back to Benin. #Naijagist On getting to Benin, the driver came down, opened the door and told the woman she was in Benin. The woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out two tablets of Panadol and swallowed them with water. She then smiled and said: "Thank you, my son. Na my daughter say when I reach Benin, make I drink two tablets of Panadol. "I don take am now, oya make we dey go Lagos” IF YOU WERE THE DRIVER WHAT WILL YOU DO 💀 Am always trying to make you smile pls encourage me by Adding or Following me for more jokes _NNaija Gist

💖💖💖💖🌅 An American man walked into a restaurant in London. As soon as he entered, he noticed an African man sitting in the corner. So he walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! I am buying food for everyone in this restaurant, except that black African guy over there!" So the waiter collected the moneyx from the man and began serving free food to everyone in the restaurant, except the African. However, instead of becoming upset, the African simply looked up at the American and #Naijagist shouted, "Thank you!" That infuriated the man. So once again, the American took out his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine and additional food for everyone in this bar, except for that African sitting in the corner over there!" So the waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food and wine to everyone in the bar except the African. When the waiter finished serving the food and drinks, once again, instead of becoming angry, the African simply smiled at the American man and shouted, "Thank you!" That made the American man furious. So he leaned over on the counter and said to the waiter, "What is wrong with that African man? I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except him, but instead of becoming angry, he just sits there and smiles at me and shouts 'Thank you.' Is he mad???" The waiter smiled at the American and said, "No, he is not mad. He is the owner of this restaurant. May your enemies work unknowingly in your favour.😍😍😍😍😇 Please kindly click the follow button on my profile for more interesting jokes daily 🙏🙏🙏 God bless you abundantly as you do so.. HAPPY SUNDAY 😘_Naija GistNaija Gist

Laugh 😂😂😂😂 Two little boys støle a big bag of oranges from a neighbour and decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemétery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemétery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. A few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemétery gate and heard a voice saying, One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you... He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest, Father, please come with me. Come and witness God & Satān sharing corpses at the cemetery. #Naijagist 😁 They both ran back to the cemétery gate and the voices continued, One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you... Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said, What about the two at the gate? The priest almost ran past the church gate...shouting, We are not dēād yet oooohh!!!🤣🤣😂😂 🎗️ REMINDER 🎗️ I don't get paid for posting but i do to make you guys happy 😁, please don't go without reacting ( that's encouragement) ❤️✅ Click -Naija Gist

🔥 HOW I SL£PT With 20 GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT 🔥🔞 Warning⚠️ This article is highly rated 18+, Just skip this post if you're below eighteen years of age. During my sister's traditional marriage, many of her female friends came to celebrate with her. They danced and were overjoyed to point that none of them went home. The DJ offed his music around midnight and that was when they all regain their senses. They didn't want to go regarding the level of insecurity in the country, so they told my sister that they wanted to sleep over. My sister's room was filled up, yet they still remained, and there was no space again, in our house. Every room had been occupied aside from mine because I didn't have any friend. My sister pleaded with me to allow the rest of her friends (20) to sleep in my room. I wasn't really comfortable with the idea but just decided to let them in with my good heart. They all trooped in and occupied the whole room, But one thing I don't joke with is my bed, I told them that I must sleep on my bed. So I lay on the bed and fastened my eyes as if I was deep asleep. Then I started hearing their conversation, "I'm feeling very lonely here and sleep is not even coming, " One of them said. "Me too," another one agreed. "What should we do then?" Another person asked. "Let's wake him up and tell him that we want to do something with him." When that one said that, fear gripped me, "What do they want to do with me?" I wondered. I was still lost in thoughts when one of them tapped me softly. I slowly opened my eyes and saw them all smiling at me. Then one of them said, #Naijagist please let us pray." 🙏🙏😎 Never judge a book by its cover😂😂😂😂😂😂 THANKS FOR READING 😆🙆🤸🤸🏋️🚴 Dear reader💞💞 I might not know you, ✋☺ But I wish you the best in life. ☺🌻🌸 WAIT DON'T GO YET ✋✋✋ PLEASE FOLLOW ME OR SEND ME A MESSAGE REQUEST FOR MORE INTERESTING JOKES, LET'S HIT 10K FOLLOWERS🙏🙏😭😭 Naija GistNaija Gist

Evening laughter 😁😁 I was in a bus coming back from my girlfriend's house last night. My earpiece was tightly plugged to my ear. I was shaking my head to the music feeling comfortable in the bus since I will be dropping by the last bus stop. Slowly, I slept off in the bus. I tried battling the sleep when a passenger's noise jolt me up but it was impossible. After sleeping for a short period of time, a loud horn which sounds like that of a truck forcefully jolt me from the sleep. I look left and couldn't find anyone, no passenger, the driver and conductor were no where to be found. But to my greatest surprise, the bus was moving without anyone controlling the steering wheel. I'm in the bus with a ghost, my own don finish, I have been kidnàped, I said silently to myself. The bus is already heading to a bush without light. #Naijagist I gather all the courage in me and shouted... Help... Help..... Help...., I screamed on top of my voice. The conductor instantly show up, he was outside beside the bus. Oga, weting happen? he asked in pigin. Why is the car moving without anyone driving it? I asked. Can't you see the car is faulty, we are pushing it off the road, the driver said from other end. Where are other passengers? I asked.. They enter another bus, you are the only one sleeping like múmu! 😂😂😂 Chaiii 😁, see disgrace Please don't skip kindly follow me so you won't miss any of my interesting jokes stories and meme 🙏 _

Pls laugh small!!!!!!😁🤣🙆🙈😁🤣 ENGLISH CLASS. Teacher: Today, we'll talk about question tags. Here are examples: 1. She is coming, isn't she? 2. They have eaten, haven't they? Now, who can give me another example? Abu : Sir! Na Yam we go chop today, chopn't we? #naijagist Teacher : What kind of sentence is that, please who can help correct him? Joshua : Sir! Na yam we go chop today, yamn't we? Teacher : You guys must be stup!*d! Must you joke with everything? Óyá Mr jokes! I know you're brilliant. Give us an example. Mr jokes: Na motor go kī!! our teacher, kī!!n't him? Teacher : Na motor go kī!! your papa, papan't u? You are now laughing. Laughin't u? . Dont laugh alone put a smile on someone's face. Putn't you? . Add yours and follow me👇👇 😹😹 Follow🥹🙏 Naija Gist

Laugh with me 😂😂😂 Teacher: What’s wrong🤐..?? Peter: Our house is very small😓, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed😔. Every night my dad asks if I’m sleeping, I say No then he släps my face & gives me a Bläck eye😫 Teacher: tonight when your dad asks, keep deäd quiet, don’t answer😌 *The following morning peters teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face*.🙄😐 Teacher: My goodness why the swelling🤨..?? #naijagist Peter: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping I shut up and kept deäd still😊. Then my dad & my mom started moving🤦‍♂️, You know, Mum was breathing heavy,😐 kicking her legs up and making moaning noises.🤷‍♂️ Then my dad asked my mum, “Are you cumin😌?” Mum said, “Yes I’m cumin, are you cumin too😁?” Dad answered: “Yes😚”. They don’t usually go anywhere without me 💁‍♂️So I said, “wait for me, I’m coming too!!😁😁😒😂😂😂😂 If you didn't laugh rate me from the scale of 1% to 10% Am trying my best to make you at least smile 😁😊 so please follow me on Facebook 👇👇 Naija Gist Please don't forget, I love you all ♥️

A Woman Calls her Husband Who has Gone to Work... Woman: Baby, buy me Yām at the market when U get back from work. Husband: OK. But I gave you the money when I l€ft the house this morning, right? Woman: Yes, baby. I'm t!red. Do that for me, s0rry! Husband: OK, see you later. #naijagist a f€w minutes later, the husband calls the woman back. Husband: H0ney, help! Come quickly, to the mark€t. The lady sell!ng the yam gråbb€d me by the n€ck and said that I was responsible for her pr€gnåncy. Woman: What? Bāby I'm coming in a m!nute. arrived at the market she calls her husband to know his p0sition. Woman: Hello baby, I'm already here. Where are you ? Husband: I'm still at w0rk. Buy your yām and go home qu!etly.😹😂😂😂 You want to scr0ll up w!thout follôwing me🫤😥,h€aven is far fr0m you😭😭🤣🤣😂 Follow me for more 👉 Naija Gist God will bless you abundantly as you do so...