Laugh 😂😂😂😂 Two little boys støle a big bag of oranges from a neighbour and decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemétery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemétery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. A few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemétery gate and heard a voice saying, One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you... He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest, Father, please come with me. Come and witness God & Satān sharing corpses at the cemetery. #Naijagist 😁 They both ran back to the cemétery gate and the voices continued, One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you... Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said, What about the two at the gate? The priest almost ran past the church gate...shouting, We are not dēād yet oooohh!!!🤣🤣😂😂 🎗️ REMINDER 🎗️ I don't get paid for posting but i do to make you guys happy 😁, please don't go without reacting ( that's encouragement) ❤️✅ Click -Naija Gist

🔥 HOW I SL£PT With 20 GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT 🔥🔞 Warning⚠️ This article is highly rated 18+, Just skip this post if you're below eighteen years of age. During my sister's traditional marriage, many of her female friends came to celebrate with her. They danced and were overjoyed to point that none of them went home. The DJ offed his music around midnight and that was when they all regain their senses. They didn't want to go regarding the level of insecurity in the country, so they told my sister that they wanted to sleep over. My sister's room was filled up, yet they still remained, and there was no space again, in our house. Every room had been occupied aside from mine because I didn't have any friend. My sister pleaded with me to allow the rest of her friends (20) to sleep in my room. I wasn't really comfortable with the idea but just decided to let them in with my good heart. They all trooped in and occupied the whole room, But one thing I don't joke with is my bed, I told them that I must sleep on my bed. So I lay on the bed and fastened my eyes as if I was deep asleep. Then I started hearing their conversation, "I'm feeling very lonely here and sleep is not even coming, " One of them said. "Me too," another one agreed. "What should we do then?" Another person asked. "Let's wake him up and tell him that we want to do something with him." When that one said that, fear gripped me, "What do they want to do with me?" I wondered. I was still lost in thoughts when one of them tapped me softly. I slowly opened my eyes and saw them all smiling at me. Then one of them said, #Naijagist please let us pray." 🙏🙏😎 Never judge a book by its cover😂😂😂😂😂😂 THANKS FOR READING 😆🙆🤸🤸🏋️🚴 Dear reader💞💞 I might not know you, ✋☺ But I wish you the best in life. ☺🌻🌸 WAIT DON'T GO YET ✋✋✋ PLEASE FOLLOW ME OR SEND ME A MESSAGE REQUEST FOR MORE INTERESTING JOKES, LET'S HIT 10K FOLLOWERS🙏🙏😭😭 Naija GistNaija Gist

Evening laughter 😁😁 I was in a bus coming back from my girlfriend's house last night. My earpiece was tightly plugged to my ear. I was shaking my head to the music feeling comfortable in the bus since I will be dropping by the last bus stop. Slowly, I slept off in the bus. I tried battling the sleep when a passenger's noise jolt me up but it was impossible. After sleeping for a short period of time, a loud horn which sounds like that of a truck forcefully jolt me from the sleep. I look left and couldn't find anyone, no passenger, the driver and conductor were no where to be found. But to my greatest surprise, the bus was moving without anyone controlling the steering wheel. I'm in the bus with a ghost, my own don finish, I have been kidnàped, I said silently to myself. The bus is already heading to a bush without light. #Naijagist I gather all the courage in me and shouted... Help... Help..... Help...., I screamed on top of my voice. The conductor instantly show up, he was outside beside the bus. Oga, weting happen? he asked in pigin. Why is the car moving without anyone driving it? I asked. Can't you see the car is faulty, we are pushing it off the road, the driver said from other end. Where are other passengers? I asked.. They enter another bus, you are the only one sleeping like múmu! 😂😂😂 Chaiii 😁, see disgrace Please don't skip kindly follow me so you won't miss any of my interesting jokes stories and meme 🙏 _

Pls laugh small!!!!!!😁🤣🙆🙈😁🤣 ENGLISH CLASS. Teacher: Today, we'll talk about question tags. Here are examples: 1. She is coming, isn't she? 2. They have eaten, haven't they? Now, who can give me another example? Abu : Sir! Na Yam we go chop today, chopn't we? #naijagist Teacher : What kind of sentence is that, please who can help correct him? Joshua : Sir! Na yam we go chop today, yamn't we? Teacher : You guys must be stup!*d! Must you joke with everything? Óyá Mr jokes! I know you're brilliant. Give us an example. Mr jokes: Na motor go kī!! our teacher, kī!!n't him? Teacher : Na motor go kī!! your papa, papan't u? You are now laughing. Laughin't u? . Dont laugh alone put a smile on someone's face. Putn't you? . Add yours and follow me👇👇 😹😹 Follow🥹🙏 Naija Gist

Laugh with me 😂😂😂 Teacher: What’s wrong🤐..?? Peter: Our house is very small😓, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed😔. Every night my dad asks if I’m sleeping, I say No then he släps my face & gives me a Bläck eye😫 Teacher: tonight when your dad asks, keep deäd quiet, don’t answer😌 *The following morning peters teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face*.🙄😐 Teacher: My goodness why the swelling🤨..?? #naijagist Peter: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping I shut up and kept deäd still😊. Then my dad & my mom started moving🤦‍♂️, You know, Mum was breathing heavy,😐 kicking her legs up and making moaning noises.🤷‍♂️ Then my dad asked my mum, “Are you cumin😌?” Mum said, “Yes I’m cumin, are you cumin too😁?” Dad answered: “Yes😚”. They don’t usually go anywhere without me 💁‍♂️So I said, “wait for me, I’m coming too!!😁😁😒😂😂😂😂 If you didn't laugh rate me from the scale of 1% to 10% Am trying my best to make you at least smile 😁😊 so please follow me on Facebook 👇👇 Naija Gist Please don't forget, I love you all ♥️

A Woman Calls her Husband Who has Gone to Work... Woman: Baby, buy me Yām at the market when U get back from work. Husband: OK. But I gave you the money when I l€ft the house this morning, right? Woman: Yes, baby. I'm t!red. Do that for me, s0rry! Husband: OK, see you later. #naijagist a f€w minutes later, the husband calls the woman back. Husband: H0ney, help! Come quickly, to the mark€t. The lady sell!ng the yam gråbb€d me by the n€ck and said that I was responsible for her pr€gnåncy. Woman: What? Bāby I'm coming in a m!nute. arrived at the market she calls her husband to know his p0sition. Woman: Hello baby, I'm already here. Where are you ? Husband: I'm still at w0rk. Buy your yām and go home qu!etly.😹😂😂😂 You want to scr0ll up w!thout follôwing me🫤😥,h€aven is far fr0m you😭😭🤣🤣😂 Follow me for more 👉 Naija Gist God will bless you abundantly as you do so...