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Teacher: What’s wrong..??
Peter: Our house is very small,
Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad asks if I’m sleeping, I say No then he släps my face & gives me a Bläck eye
Teacher: tonight when your dad asks, keep deäd quiet, don’t answer
*The following morning peters teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face*.
Teacher: My goodness why the swelling..?? #naijagist
Peter: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping I shut up and kept deäd still. Then my dad & my mom started moving, You know, Mum was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up and making moaning noises. Then my dad asked my mum, “Are you cumin?” Mum said, “Yes I’m cumin, are you cumin too?” Dad answered: “Yes”. They don’t usually go anywhere without me So I said, “wait for me, I’m coming too!!
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Teacher: What’s wrong..??
Peter: Our house is very small,
Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad asks if I’m sleeping, I say No then he släps my face & gives me a Bläck eye
Teacher: tonight when your dad asks, keep deäd quiet, don’t answer
*The following morning peters teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face*.
Teacher: My goodness why the swelling..?? #naijagist
Peter: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping I shut up and kept deäd still. Then my dad & my mom started moving, You know, Mum was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up and making moaning noises. Then my dad asked my mum, “Are you cumin?” Mum said, “Yes I’m cumin, are you cumin too?” Dad answered: “Yes”. They don’t usually go anywhere without me So I said, “wait for me, I’m coming too!!
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Laugh with me 😂😂😂
Teacher: What’s wrong🤐..??
Peter: Our house is very small😓,
Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed😔. Every night my dad asks if I’m sleeping, I say No then he släps my face & gives me a Bläck eye😫
Teacher: tonight when your dad asks, keep deäd quiet, don’t answer😌
*The following morning peters teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face*.🙄😐
Teacher: My goodness why the swelling🤨..?? #naijagist
Peter: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping I shut up and kept deäd still😊. Then my dad & my mom started moving🤦♂️, You know, Mum was breathing heavy,😐 kicking her legs up and making moaning noises.🤷♂️ Then my dad asked my mum, “Are you cumin😌?” Mum said, “Yes I’m cumin, are you cumin too😁?” Dad answered: “Yes😚”. They don’t usually go anywhere without me 💁♂️So I said, “wait for me, I’m coming too!!😁😁😒😂😂😂😂
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