1. IN NIGERIA U WILL SEE SOMEONE WATCHING A MOVIE AND BE LIKE MUMU WALK FAST DEY ARE COMING


2. LADIES IS UR BF STINGY?ARE U TIRED OF HIM?DO U DESERVE BETTER?HURRY UP NOW AND GET A JOB, LEAVE SOMEONE SON ALONE, SATAN


3. I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me.
It's Over between us


4. Hi! I am Lucy, early dis morning, I mistakenly transfered #850,000 to ur account.
Pls, be human and kindly send d money back. Tanx!

*ME Ahh
I'm very sorry ma, u're chatting with a dog.


5. You never build house, you never buy car, you never marry. But before 8pm you don sleep. Hello, wetin dey give you this peace of mind?*

6. HER:MY HEART BEATS FOR U
*
ME: OSHEY SCHOOL DRUM


7. Nobody is more serious in life than an Ijebu woman pricing something in the market
*


8. The way graduates are into POS business in Nigeria I think POS course should be added in our universities*


9. So Police dog when see our dog they see unemployed dog


10. Sometimes, I wonder if Bobrisky gets home, removes his wig and clothes and be like "This thing don taya me sef"*


11. When your husband cooks and wash the dishes, he is romantic

But when your brother does the same to his wife

It's Juju 🖐

When you offer me food and I say No, kindly repeat, I was just shy at first


12. How you go post twerk video, still carry emoji cover the yansh


13. Stop skipping my posts, am not your ex. I did nothing bad to you

Master Mike

South West: Torumbe (Ondo); Ibadan (Oyo); Lagoon (Lagos/Ogun); Ijebu (Ogun); Oke Ogun/Ijesha (Oyo/Ogun/Osun).

Dont accept defeat yet try ijeore time

I'm not here to shãre a story. This is an advise I have for someone today.

If you're a young guy/girl starting up life please and please avoid these two things at all cost.

GAMBLING
PORNÕGRAPHY.

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GAMBLING
Gambling hacks your mind to believe that success is being achieved through luck. Baba Ijebu, Pool, Bet9ja, Lotto; the owners of these companies today are millionaires. There's nothing like sure games. There's no man on this earth that achieved success through gambling. They all have businesses that they've built over the years. Desperate people in quest for money are those that always fall prey. It takes time to build wealth.

My friend, Leave those things. You're taking the wrong step. Build a brand instead, let people trust you. Success is built when people start trusting you and buying from you. They will even recommend you to people when you deliver well and that's how doors will be opening for you.

PORNÕGRAPHY

Põrn makes you see people as sêx toys. Excessive consumption can lead to masturbãtion. It programs your mind in ways that makes you vulnerable, erodes your confidence, and affects your ability to concentrate. People who are caught in this habit often become timid, shy, and struggle to connect with others. It kîlls your relatiõnships with people because you'll be having thought that any opportunity you spend with them you might lose control and sleep with thêm. This is nothing but the truth.

Please refrain from it. You can't move forward in life if you continue in that same circle. Imagine that your youthful age that you're supposed to learn a skill and connect with people that will better your life,

- You end up feeding yourself with pornograpic contents. The time you waste now, you can never get it back. Don't forget that You keep getting old every day.

- You end up looking for sure 2 odds to play to double the little money you have struggled to get. Imagine!

ADDICTION is not something that can be stopped with prayers and fasting o. You have your own role to play as human! One of them is discipline!

Let me stop there.
Those that have ears let them hear.
You can shãre this mêssage to your friends.

Because he buy u suya#500 u start calling him ADEMI
Pele oo ooh
Alade suya
Onijekuje

This man in the photo poured fuel on his wife and watched her burnt to death.....

The woman while struggling for her life was shouting ije di egbuom ooo meaning the journey of marriage abi husband has killed me ooo

Now I watched the story of how she is the bread winner and the mother of 5 boys,some said he used cutlass to stab her before and by Gods grace she survived...some one will ask why is she there when she is the breadwinner...

It's because of what people will say,People will bully her for leaving,just how alot of you bully single mothers...

I see alot of people who troll MAY everyday for leaving a marriage that doesn't serve her again saying why didn't she leave amd all sorts...

It is well ...if you leave they troll you,if you die in it they troll you...Dear women choose your trolling

Copied

May God rest her soul

I choose my own troll wisely

I'm gonna féé mehn,
Gawa ije

Idan kana neman ilmi, sai ka tashi kayi Struggle na Karatu sannan ka samu. Idan kana neman Kuɗi, sai kayi fafatuka na kasuwanci sannan ka tara.

Ya kai Talakan Nijeriya, Shekaru kusan 50 kana Addu'a da carbin nan, yanzu abinda ya rage shine ka ajiye ka fito neman ƴanci, don Alkur'an Allah ba zai turo maka Mala'ika ya karɓo maka ba, yauwa.

— Muhammad Balaa Afuwa

Lalacewar Al'umar mu ba wai rashin tarbiyya daga Iyaye bane, idan yunwa da damuwa suka haɗu wuri guda a mutum, suna haifar da munanan tunani. Wannan yanayin da Nijeriya take ciki ba daga Allah bane, daga mutanen da kuka basu amanar kawukan ku ne (Hukumomin ƙasar).

Ba muna fama da zallar rashin fahimtar rayuwa bane, harma da rashin hankali, taya zaka kama ɓarawon Salula, Shinkafa da talabijin ka don yaci abinci, ka masa tsinannen duka kai bidiyo ka ɗaura a SOSHIYAL MIDIYA, amma wadda ya sace kuɗin JAHA guda, ya sanya miliyoyin mutane a damuwa, kuje ƙofar gidan sa kuna masa MAULA da ƙananun murya bayan kune kuka bashi kuri'a?.

— Jum@Kareem