😅😅😂 ●1. Some girls can unzip a man Trouser in the dark but cannot locate psalm 23 in broad daylight. My God is watching you ooo.🤣🤣🤷🏻‍♂️ ●2. Some girls will be doing fine girl fine girl 2 bucket of water can not flush their shit especially those ones with small nyash.🤣🤣🤣 ●3. If babies knew how many adult mouths have sucked the same breast before them.. They'll prefer taking Nutri Milk.🤷🏻‍♂️🤣🫣 ●4. It’s only in Nigeria you will hear someone boast of their level of insanity, “I dey mad oo ask people”.🫣🙆🏾‍♂️😬😬 ●5. Please Girls... If u are waiting for a man who is cute, rich, humble, faithful, caring, understanding, nice and loving... Don't worry be patient...Jesus is coming soon.😂🤷🏻‍♂️ ●6. I was at the supermarket today and I saw a man looking at me as if he has never seen someone take a sip of coke and returning it on the shelf.🤣😂😂 ●7. Always smile , dress well, act calm so that when you fart in public, no one will suspect that you.😂🤷🏻‍♂️ ●8. Even if you can put your phone on flight mode thinking you are saving your Data, MTN will charge you for booking a flight.😂😂 9. Everything is not village people o!!! How can you go for a job interview and be fighting with another applicant over socket to charge your phone?...😂😂😂🤷🏻‍♂️ ●9. When someone asks why you continue to chat with your ex, ask them if they have never used past exam papers for revision?😂😂🤷🏻‍♂️ ●11. Nigerians r so superstitious. Cabs will refuse to stop just cos you're wearing all black, and it's nyt & you're carryin cutlass😋😬😬😬 ●12. Imagine going to fight your husband’s side chick & she beats you up. What a disgrace.🙆🏾‍♂️🤣😬 ●13. Nobody walks faster than a person that has been given too much change at a shop They will be like🧎🚶🚶🚶🚶🏃🏃🏃🤣🤣 ●14. You all should stop blocking your parents from viewing your posts and status, let them see child they raised🤣🤣 ●15. Ever sat next to someone with Body odour in church, when pastor calls out those with evil spirits, you join so you can leave that place?🙆🏾‍♂️🤣🤣 ●16. One Yoruba girl posted a picture and captioned it "everywhere stew " I opened it and pepper entered my eyes🙆🏾‍♂️😭😭😭 ●17. That ashawo life that got you an iPhone will surely get you a Benz. Don't give up Sister, you almost there. Motivate yourself😋🤷🏻‍♂️😂😂 ●18. A Girl who wants to cheat will cheat If you like take her out feed her until she can't walk again she will still crawl to another guy.😂😂🤷🏻‍♂️ ●19. Crush: Why should I trust you? All the guys I've been dating have been dogs. Me: ......... Crush: Well? Aren't you going to say anything? Me: ........... meow😂😂 ●20. I respect those people who gives testimonies in church, I mean standing boldly in front of your village people telling them about your success. EXTRAS🙆🏾‍♂️😂😂😂 ●21. Women who put chain on their legs, look like a lost Fowl.😂😂 ●22. Guys pls stop using Viagra, Alomo ,Burukutu, Manpower etc... We ladies deserve Free and Fair Erections .. you're there laughing you didn't realize that I put no 9 twice 😂😂😂 #Bitter_truth #happy #highlights 😂😂😂 Follow Rich Young - Bamalah

Every night I console myself by saying that our break-up is just a bad nightmare and a figment of my imagination. But I wake up to realize that it is the bitter truth. And there's nothing that I can do to make the pain go away.

Bitter truth: Do right by people, so that when they post or update their status,,it will not be as if they attack u ✌️

Every night I console myself by saying that our break-up is just a bad nightmare and a figment of my imagination. But I wake up to realize that it is the bitter truth. And there's nothing that I can do to make the pain go away.

Let's try and tell ourselves the bitter truth...... You can call him anything but giving audio promises ? He!! No He promised to remove fuel subsidy, he braced the odds and DID IT!! He promised to unify exchange rates, HE DID IT!!! He promised to give student loan, HE DID IT!! He promised Renewed Hope Cities, HE DID IT!! He promised youth and women inclusion in government, HE IS DOING SO IN A WAY THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN IN OUR HISTORY!! He promised CNG Buses, he’s currently delivering massively in all corners, HE DID IT!!! Many are already converting their vehicles. He promised stable electricity, well, the situation has significantly improved since coming on board! He promised consumer credits, HE’S DOING IT!!! If you still don’t know we are on our way to greatness, then I leave you to continue in your wanton poverty of the mind while my types and I continue to treasure in the goodness that awaits our dear country, Nigeria 🇳🇬 Please, let's give this man time!

●Never beg for something you will need forever otherwise you may end up being a permanent love beggar...Anything you acquire through begging may require begging to maintain. ❤❤️💜 Of course, it's very hard to let go when you're deeply in love, but it's more painful and miserable to keep holding on when you have to beg and fight for love alone. You can never keep what you don't have. BBitter TruthTBitter Truth

Never be ashamed of your hustle, nobody will feed you if you go broke...💯 Bitter Truth

The Most Bitter Truth of Life. 1. You weren’t born to just pay bills and die. 2. You don’t get to the top by following the rules. 3. Networking will get you a job faster than your degree will. 4. Results happen overtime and not overnight. 5. Wealth is more than just money. 6. Nobody cares about your degree when you drive a Lamborghini. 7. Society will judge you no matter what. 8. Hard times teach you valuable lessons. 9. The best revenge is massive success. 10. If you can’t manage stress, you will never manage success. 11. Financial freedom has a priceless view. 12. Money isn’t everything but everything requires money. 13. No one is coming to save you. This life is 100% your responsibility. 14. Risk is the price you pay for opportunity. 15. Focusing on yourself will make you feel unstoppable. 16. Doctors won’t make you healthy. Save yourself. 17. Your perception is your power. 18. Holding on to the past drain your energy. 19. If you are not losing friends, you are not growing up. #truncated

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THE BITTER TRUTH In proverb 11:21 say THOUGH HAND JOIN IN HAND,THE WICKED SHALL NOT BE PUNISHED BUT THE SEED OF THE RIGHTEOUS SHALL BE DELIVER Hmm.....I want you to take deep taught of this verse two thing there the righteous and the wicked are both mention with different qualifications. The righteous shall be deliver if they continue to are born again and give ur life to jesus mean you should continue in it with much dedicated and commitment by this doing heaven is sure for you...WHILE the second thing said about the wicked....hmmmm I want you to know that no matter how long you might be covered your sin on day ye shall be judge that is what is scripture say,If you are there yet to acknowledge the work of calvary hmmm it is very very dangerous, or you are there you are taking the grace for granted remember no matter how long Is the grace it will end one day and you will be judge base on the work that you are doing.....are u living a righteous and expected life from christ to you ....it is an high time ti be save.....am to tell you that there is still hope for you once there is life....right now is the solution you can surrender everything to jesus and he will save you and forgive you that you will no more be judge again ...STEPS TO BE SAVE ACKNOWLEDGE your mistakes as yourself as a sinner Believe in jesus that he can save you and he is the child OF God Confess all your sin to him and forsake it Dedicate yourself to christ and follow him all.. ................ As you do so the lord will bless you PLS IF YOU BLESS WITH THIS KINDLY SAVE SOMEONE BY REPOSTING IT TO YOUR CONTACT AND STATUS.