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“Nne eee, you won't believe what I am seeing now? I am just here watching your husband with another woman at an eatery close to my house.

You can't believe how they are laughing and writing some things down. I guess the lady is trying to get money from him.” she said to her friend over the phone.

“Aaaaaah! It can't be my husband oooo. That man is the most faithful person I know on this earth. He can't be chèating on me. I am so sure of that!" She responded.

“Oh! So you think I am lyîng to you right? You think I just want to talk abi I am now a home dèstroyer.

Shaaa, I don't blàme you, I blàme that ûseless man that made life tèrrible for me. If not for him, I wouldn't be here receiving all these însults. Just wait until I send the evidence to you, and then you will know who is lyîng here." She said as she ended the call.

And then, she zoomed her Samsung Galaxy camera, waited until she made sure they were laughing and gisting soulfully, and then she captured the moment and sent it to her friend on WhatsApp.

Now, we will know who is chèating and who is trying to save you. She texted as she dropped the pictures to her.

When she opened the pictures, she couldn't believe her eyes.

“My younger sister? How? Where? When? She was meant to be in school, what is she doing with my husband? And she didn't even tell me she was coming back.

No, my husband can't be chèating on me! Not with my sister! Not with any woman!" She cried.

She thought of so many rash things to do, but on a second thought she decided to maintain her cool and see if her husband would say anything about their meeting.

When he came back, he never acted like anything happened. She was so paîned that she started giving him silent trèatment.

“Babe, your character is just changing towards me. What did I do wrong?" He asked her one of the days.

Without saying a word to him, she went inside the room and wèpt! She crîed and asked the Lord to help her heart. But in all, she didn't discuss the matter with her husband.

But she changed, she became the woman she once was to her dear husband, but somewhere within her heart, she wished that her dear husband could just open up and confess to her, but he never did.

A few days later, she woke up with so much vibes and happiness, and she knows exactly why - it was her birthday.

As usual, her beloved husband served her breakfast in bed, as this has been his custom every of her birthday. After those moments, she quickly had her bath to rush off to work.

When she was done, she gave her husband a soulful perk and quickly made to leave.

Just as she entered the parlour, she received the greatest shóck of her life. A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY BASH!

And guess who the event planner is? Her younger sister! She was so surprised! Her mouth was just open! She looked at her husband, and then her sister!

“You! Honey! How did you pull this without me having a hint at all?" She asked her husband.

Her husband smiled and said to her, “I know you are too sensitive and observant, so I decided to take a bolder step. I had to meet with your sister at an eatery, somewhere far away from the house, to plan this out perfectly.

I told her not to give you a hint that she was coming back from school, because I knew you would suspect something.

We stayed there and planned, talked about your preferences and all of that. You needed to see how we laughed when we predicted your reaction. And yes! We pulled it!"

“Aaaaah! So, this is it! My husband didn't chèat on me? So, it was all about me? Kai! What if I had reacted ràshly? What if I had done something funny? What if....” she was just muttering in her heart.

She couldn't hold back the tèars, she hugged her husband so tight and abandóned herself in his arms.

“Thank you my love. Thank you sweetie." That was all she kept uttering while shèdding tears of joy and fulfilment.

Trust is a binder that no marriage can survive without.

Assumptions and hasty conclusions kîll more than càncer, don't believe just because they said.

Don't allow your marriage to sûffer in the hands of góssips and third parties, no matter how well meaning they are.

Your marriage will thrive

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The other day, my Oga bought rechargeable Fan.
Same fan I priced for 80 he bought for 100k

They even gave him the Fake one.

I asked him and he said 100k, I asked him for receipts and where he bought it.

I took a bike straight, I asked them to change the fan and even the Charger. I also asked for change.

I gave them 20 mins to sort it out or heads will roll

They wanted to stress me and I was ready to go to their Boss directly and also involve the Police.

They changed the Fan, gave me balance and even Bike Money.

I returned it. Dr. didn't show any sign of Appreciation but I will make him tell me Thank you for that day.

I don't extort him and do not allow others extort him either.

I absolutely love how he allows me handle most of his businesses.
He will ask ; what do you think?
Na wetin I talk e go do even tho sometimes he doesn't like it but he will have to do it because I said so.

Very respectful Man.

On the other hand, in my family

If I don't say Yes, my mum and siblings wait for me because my mum believes only me can say things how it is.

Like the other day, they all agreed to make a TV console and I disagreed.

They had to go with my choice

Then my New job is stressing the deepest part of my Sanity.

Imagine you Build a foundation with blood and sweat then lazy people relax to Enjoy.

You need me in your Organisation.

I am very disciplined. If I go to gboko now with a swollen face full of blood and I request for Malt from my mother's Bar. I am paying before anyone serves me. Except my mum orders for me and she reaches 1 for her bag to Pay.

When I pick a perfume from my store, I write it down and pay to my Business account.

Most of the staff at my new Work are been Pampered.

The organisation seems to be very Soft.

Me on the other hand is very very very tough.

The same way I challenge a lady is same way I will challenge a man. It is business, not some ancestral meeting where age is been negotiated.

I tried to Address a Staff and straight up he called me
'mumu'

He went ahead to say
"this girl why you be mumu like this, na Money carry you come here abi na man you come find? My wife pass you o"

Anytime I hear that wife talk en

I roar like a lion.

Do you know my Man? Have you met Dr?
Sophisticated,tall, dark,handsome, cute,neat,super super intelligent,rich, rich again, very rich man.
(the money no show for my body ko, we are rich in faith)

Anyways;

I left.

Yesterday was such a terrible day for me.

My sanity was messed up

I cried and slept

I was crying and I told them I wasn't returning.

This morning

I have ironed my dress

Today I am showing up with Full Force

The moment they see me, they become so uncomfortable. Today they will Choke.

Small small I go shape them

Me wey be First Class Were.y

Outside Work I am Auntie Baddie

At work

I am Dr. Miss Auntie Baddie

I had a 6 years relationship and despite the gbas gbos, I loved him with my life.

Yet I haven't given up on love

If I see Man again, Super Story don start and we go make am Series

Before you give up

Just remember that someone Under me called me a Mumu

If I see that Boy for Gboko, we go mend am for Abagu roundabout.

Meanwhile, I wore Crocs to sleep and I will bath with Crocs
Untill my cleaner comes and funmigate again, I will continue living in Fear.

Kai.

I didn't blink my eyes. Aunty Baddie don finally see 100

Una Good Morning Jare
Come chop

Who can make this beautiful wedding gown for my sister?

I need a good fashion designer

Hi Danloaders, 15th August is my birthday. I'm a
Leo
I'm strong-willed, loving, abd determined. I hope to get lots of birthday wishes from everyone here.

I'm anticipating a beautiful birthday celebration.
Debby@35 loading

Italian Relationship:
1st day= S€x
2nd day= S€x again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = S€x
3rd day = S€x again

British Relationship:
1st day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = s€x and more s€x

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= S€x

Africa Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss.
13th day= Long kiss.
14th day= Tried to have s€x but failed.
15th day= Tried to have s€x but quarreled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other.
17th day= Malice till the next day.
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick.
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologized and she replied: "Leave me alone, am not your type of girl".
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology.
21st day= Hug.
22nd day= Long hug.
23rd day= Kiss.
24th day= Long kiss.
25th day= Tried to have s€x but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have s€x but the woman said until he buys the phone.
27th day= Tried to have s€x but the woman asked: "where is the phone? You are not serious, call me when you are serious".
28th day= "Rãpe".
29th day= Police case.

Story end

#Danloafer is a beautiful platform. I'm glad to be here. Long love Danloaders.
Much love

SOME FUNNY ABBREVIATIONS

1) OLOSHO: Open Leg Or See Húngér Often

2) OYO: On Your Own

3) NIGERIA: Never Intimidate Garri Even Rice Is Aware

4) FANTA: F00lish Ashawo Never Take Advice

5) LONDON: Ladies Of N0wadays Depend On Naira

6) IBADAN: Ipata B0ys Are D@ngerous At Night

7) PHCN: Power Have Changed Hand

8) NYSC: N0w Your Suff£ring C0ntinues

9) PK: P00r Kîd

10) Best Individual The Company Hired. Now add up the first alphabets

#Ojayandson, December 2023
President, Vawulence Continent

The Most Bitter Truth of Life.

1. You weren’t born to just pay bills and die.

2. You don’t get to the top by following the rules.

3. Networking will get you a job faster than your degree will.

4. Results happen overtime and not overnight.

5. Wealth is more than just money.

6. Nobody cares about your degree when you drive a Lamborghini.

7. Society will judge you no matter what.

8. Hard times teach you valuable lessons.

9. The best revenge is massive success.

10. If you can’t manage stress, you will never manage success.

11. Financial freedom has a priceless view.

12. Money isn’t everything but everything requires money.

13. No one is coming to save you. This life is 100% your responsibility.

14. Risk is the price you pay for opportunity.

15. Focusing on yourself will make you feel unstoppable.

16. Doctors won’t make you healthy. Save yourself.

17. Your perception is your power.

18. Holding on to the past drain your energy.

19. If you are not losing friends, you are not growing up.
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Gwo Gwo Gwon gwo:
A Dance Of Deception
Oseni Rufai

This dance has been trending for days. At every nook and crannies of the social media platforms, the dance steps are very prominent. Everyone wants to dance that dance of twisting of waist and raising of one leg. Turning thereafter to pursue themselves in a very comical manner.

I have sat down to look at the sense in the dance as popularised by Brain Jotter, all I could see was a gregarious instinct of the masses and the craves to join the bandwagon.

What is Gwo Gwo Ngwo? Gwo Gwo ngwo was just the last part of the lyrics that is filled with rich meaning and moral lessons.

Tired of the hullabaloo of the Gwo Gwo ngwo challenge, I took time to listen to the lyrics from the beginning to the end.

Gentleman Mike Ejeagha is indeed a maestro, who knows his onus with a dexterity and sagacity that are legendary.

I wouldn’t know what he had in mind telling such a story, as irredescent as that story is, it shone to my mind with a lesson that made me shed tears.

Listen to the story line. There was a bet from a King that anybody that brings an Elephant to Him would marry the King’ Daughter.

Bringing the Elephant was no mean feat. This made other animals shy away and saw the demand as a tall order. The Tortoise in its crafty and deceptive nature went and told Elephant lies. Lies were too pleasant, the Elephant could not but fall for it.

What was the lie? That King wants to make the Elephant the Chairman of its Ofala celebration. Ofala celebration is an elaborate celebration of festivity. It sounded too prestigious an offer to be the Chairman of such a festival.

On the appointed day, the Tortoise went to the Elephant. The Elephant got ready and they set out on the journey. At a point the Elephant got angry over the Tortoise snail paced movement and feared they would miss the festival. So when the Tortoise requested that it sat on the Elephant back to facilitate their movement, the Elephant didn’t hesitate.

While on the Elephant’ back it requested the Elephant to allow it tie rope around its neck for stability.

The Elephant allowed it, being too obsessed to be the Chairman of the Ofala, anything that would be an obstacle to it must be dealt with.

As they got close to the king’ Palace, the Tortoise raised his voice and sang

Nnam eze akpatam enyi, Nnam eze akpatam enyi.
( My King I have brought the Elephant)

Nwa mbe isi na ikpata onye, Nwa mbe isi na ikpata onye.
( Small Tortoise who do you said you have brought? The Elephant queried)

Asim ana ya chebe enyi dube enyi, odikam si na akpatam enyi.
( I said let the earth protect and guide the Elephant. Did I said I have brought Elephant?)

Asim ana ya chebe enyi dube enyi, odikam si na akpatam enyi.( I said let the earth protect and guide the Elephant. Did I said I have brought Elephant ?)

Okwa enyi ga abu isi oche, okwa enyi ga abu isi oche.
(It is not the Elephant that will be the chairman?)

Enyi na aga ayi so gi na azu
gwo gwo gwo ngwo ( Elephant continue to go we are behind you, gwo gwo gwo ngwo)

What do you make out of this story? So many? For mine it is a reflection of the deception the Nigeria poor masses experience in the hands of our tricky political class.

The Elephant represents the poor masses and the Tortoise the political class that comes with all manner of deception, tricks and manipulation. They come to us, the poor masses like the Tortoise came to the Elephant every election year with hopeless hope, fake promises, manipulative tendencies, while leading us to places of doom, destruction, hardship, shame and economic slavery as we dance gwo gwo gwo ngwo not knowing we are being led to our destruction pools and points.

By size just as the Elephant is 30 times bigger than the Tortoise so are the masses bigger than the political class. Same way Tortoise deceived the Elephant, the political class has been deceiving us. Shame!! Gwo Gwo ngwo as we sheepishly meet our Waterloo.

May God help us to realize our might and power over the minion political class of deceptive intents and use it to liberate ourselves from their claws of manipulations and slavery .

Until we rise above their lies and deception, the same way the Elephant was tied at the King’s Palace for shame and ridicule, same way we would continue under their suppression and subjugation.

The ball is on our court!!

Rufai Oseni