🔥 HOW I SL£PT With 20 GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT 🔥🔞 Warning⚠️ This article is highly rated 18+, Just skip this post if you're below eighteen years of age. During my sister's traditional marriage, many of her female friends came to celebrate with her. They danced and were overjoyed to point that none of them went home. The DJ offed his music around midnight and that was when they all regain their senses. They didn't want to go regarding the level of insecurity in the country, so they told my sister that they wanted to sleep over. My sister's room was filled up, yet they still remained, and there was no space again, in our house. Every room had been occupied aside from mine because I didn't have any friend. My sister pleaded with me to allow the rest of her friends (20) to sleep in my room. I wasn't really comfortable with the idea but just decided to let them in with my good heart. They all trooped in and occupied the whole room, But one thing I don't joke with is my bed, I told them that I must sleep on my bed. So I lay on the bed and fastened my eyes as if I was deep asleep. Then I started hearing their conversation, "I'm feeling very lonely here and sleep is not even coming, " One of them said. "Me too," another one agreed. "What should we do then?" Another person asked. "Let's wake him up and tell him that we want to do something with him." When that one said that, fear gripped me, "What do they want to do with me?" I wondered. I was still lost in thoughts when one of them tapped me softly. I slowly opened my eyes and saw them all smiling at me. Then one of them said, #Naijagist please let us pray." 🙏🙏😎 Never judge a book by its cover😂😂😂😂😂😂 THANKS FOR READING 😆🙆🤸🤸🏋️🚴 Dear reader💞💞 I might not know you, ✋☺ But I wish you the best in life. ☺🌻🌸 WAIT DON'T GO YET ✋✋✋ PLEASE FOLLOW ME OR SEND ME A MESSAGE REQUEST FOR MORE INTERESTING JOKES, LET'S HIT 10K FOLLOWERS🙏🙏😭😭 Naija GistNaija Gist

HOW TO COOK ONE BAG OF JOLLOF RICE Frequently asked questions on bag of rice 1.How many paint bucket is in a bag of rice ? The answer is between 13 to 12 paint buckets precisely the left over after the 12th bucket may not fill the 13th bucket completely. 2.HOW MANY DERICA IS IN A BAG OF RICE ? 64 dericas equals one bag of rice. because 32 dericas, is equivalent to half bag of rice. 3. HOW MANY CUPS ARE IN A BAG OF RICE? OR HOW MANY CUPS OF RICE IN A 50KG BAG ? About 64 derica of rice equal a 50 lb bag of rice depending on long or short grain. 4 .1 KG RICE IS HOW MANY CUPS The number of cups in a 1kg bag of rice is 2 to 3 cups of rice. it varies. If you are going to cook half bag of jollof rice or buying ingredients for half bag of rice then slash the measurements into two. INGREDIENT FOR ONE BAG OF JOLLOF RICE - 1 basket of fresh tomato( medium sized basket ) - 3 big Gino tin tomatoes. - 2 maggi Packs and one knorr pack. - 2 and half big pack of tiger curry - small dustbin rubber basket of onions - Ginger and garlic fresh #1000. nut meg ( about 10 sachet is enough). - 2 custard bucket mix of shombo and tatashe. - fresh atarodo pepper 2 custard bucket (usage depends on how peppery you want the rice to be ) - 20 litres of groundnut oil. - 2big packs of tiger time - Meat stock ( could be beef or chicken ) SPICES 1.) 2 Rolls of kitchen glory 2.) 2 Rolls of benny spice. 3.) 2 Rolls mevina. 4.) 4 sachets of delice spice. 7.)2 big salt packs. METHOD: Grind your tomato, fresh pepper, shombo, tatashe ginger, garlic and some onion. Pour your grounded tomato in a pot and set on fire for the water to dry. Put your meat in a pot add grounded garlic, ginger, thyme, curry, bayleaf, salt and maggi. Mix properly and add little water. Set it on fire with low heat so that it can absorb spices properly. Fry your meat , with one bulb of fresh onion in the oil it adds a nice distinct flavour READY TO COOK YOUR PARTY JOLLOF NOW: Slice your onion, place your pot on fire, pour in the groundnut oil u used to fry your meat, if is not enough add more, once the oil is hot add sliced onion, add your freshly dried tomato, once its dried add the tin tomato and fry Add your spices, maggi, salt, kitchen glory, blended rosemary. Go easy on the spices because too spicy jollof is not really good. Add your stock (the meat water is the stock)...cover to boil very well Parboil your rice and wash properly Add it your mix boiling on fire. if your pots are notified big enough , divide in manageable quantities, do not stir it too often do not use too much heat to cook your rice and do not fret if it gets abit burnt its quite common and usually adds that burnt bottom pot taste. How Many People Can Half or One Bag of Rice Feed? When cooking for a lot of😁 people, as in weddings and other ceremonies in Nigeria, it can be hard to guestimate the quantity of rice that will be enough. So, how do you know how much rice to cook for a party or wedding guests? Here’s a rough guide to how much rice (quantity) to cook for any number of guests between 25 and 200 people. 8kg feeds 25 people 10kg feeds 30 people 20kg feeds 60 people 25kg (half bag of rice) feeds 75 people 30kg feeds 100 people 40kg feeds 150 people 50kg (1 bag of rice) feeds 200 people I hope this helps.... Credit Owners

I logged in, on Facebook, this morning, to a chat from Davido My head literally bl£w up A whole 001 said 'hi' to ordinary me? Excitedly, I replied, "Good morning, Sir" Davido: Ojay, how are you doing? Me: I'm fine, you? Davido: Cool mehn. I'm your d!£- hard fan At that instant, I c0llapséd When I regained consciousness, I continued the chat: "I can't believe I'm chatting with the 'one and only' OBO Davido: That's me, bro. You know I live a simple life.. Me: That's true... And you're a great philanthropist too.. Davido: And the latter is just why I'm here.. Actually I'm trying to build a mighty estate for the privileged in every state in Nigeria.. Ne: Wow, that's massive Davido: You can say that again... But my bank is giving me headache right now.. Me: Your bank? Davido: Yeah.. I'm supposed to be in a meeting right now with the President regarding the estate project; but I can't buy flight ticket... My bank network's b@d.. Me: It's a p!ty.. Davido: Could you run me a transfer of 10k? I will triple it for you once the network improves. And from now onward, we shall always keep in touch, so we could h@ng out anytime I come for a show in your state of residence... Excited me replied, "I shall send the money asap" But as I was going through the process of sending the money on my phone, a thought hit me, "How can ordinary 10k keep a whole Davido str@nded when just a few calls to Obi Cubana, Cubana HighPriest and few other millionaire friends would easily raise the money for him. Even his chef wife can easily do it, not my chef Omalicha that only knows how to prepare the god's s@crifiçé... I canceled the transaction, logged back in and typed, " Pls, how sure am I that you're the real Davido? " Davido: Evidence yakpa (I have many evidence). You need one.. Me: Yeah Davido: 100billion for my account oo.. Me: You too do. Na 100billion Davido sing? Davido: What did he sing again?? Me: Are you asking me? Are you not the Davido that sang the song again? Davido: Yeah, I'm. I'm only trying to remix my song.. Me: Just like you intend to remix my #10k.. As he's still typing, I bl0çk£d him...

I logged in, on Facebook, this morning, to a chat from Davido My head literally bl£w up A whole 001 said 'hi' to ordinary me? Excitedly, I replied, "Good morning, Sir" Davido: Ojay, how are you doing? Me: I'm fine, you? Davido: Cool mehn. I'm your d!£- hard fan At that instant, I c0llapséd When I regained consciousness, I continued the chat: "I can't believe I'm chatting with the 'one and only' OBO Davido: That's me, bro. You know I live a simple life.. Me: That's true... And you're a great philanthropist too.. Davido: And the latter is just why I'm here.. Actually I'm trying to build a mighty estate for the privileged in every state in Nigeria.. Ne: Wow, that's massive Davido: You can say that again... But my bank is giving me headache right now.. Me: Your bank? Davido: Yeah.. I'm supposed to be in a meeting right now with the President regarding the estate project; but I can't buy flight ticket... My bank network's b@d.. Me: It's a p!ty.. Davido: Could you run me a transfer of #10k? I will triple it for you once the network improves. And from now onward, we shall always keep in touch, so we could h@ng out anytime I come for a show in your state of residence... Excited me replied, "I shall send the money asap" But as I was going through the process of sending the money on my phone, a thought hit me, "How can ordinary #10k keep a whole Davido str@nded when just a few calls to Obi Cubana, Cubana HighPriest and few other millionaire friends would easily raise the money for him. Even his chef wife can easily do it, not my chef Omalicha that only knows how to prepare the god's s@crifiçé... I canceled the transaction, logged back in and typed, " Pls, how sure am I that you're the real Davido? " Davido: Evidence yakpa (I have many evidence). You need one.. Me: Yeah Davido: 100billion for my account oo.. Me: You too do. Na 100billion Davido sing? Davido: What did he sing again?? Me: Are you asking me? Are you not the Davido that sang the song again? Davido: Yeah, I'm. I'm only trying to remix my song.. Me: Just like you intend to remix my #10k.. As he's still typing, I bl0çk£d him... #FullyBack #Ojayandson, September 2024 President, Vawulence Continent

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18-year old Nigerian singer, Rema lays the foundation stone in he’s own land EDO-Arena of Benin city Nigeria, which is going to be named: "THE REMA DOME" and will have a capacity of about 10k seats upon completion. Money which is gonna be made from The Rema Dome is going to be used to pay for the school fees of 1000 lęss privîleged children from Benin. Rema Because One of the Young Rich of doing so much for his people he always have their people at heart.

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Coming from a meeting with a client, his boss suggested they have lunch. They sat down and ordered. The boss ordered a plate of rice and salad. The boss requested for water. He ordered rice, moimoi, chicken, salad and fried ram meat. He topped it with a Malta Guinness. For starters he ordered fresh orange juice. The boss smiled at him, “you must be a healthy eater”. He grinned sheepishly. They sat down and engaged in gist. When the bill came , the boss asked them to separate it. He was just downing his Malta drink. The boss paid his bill of N2500. His bill was about 10k. He was an intern and his salary was 20k.... He also had no money on him. His boss asked if he needed a loan ... he did. He took home 10k the next month.... Have manners!!!! Ademola H Adigun

Yoo How was your day Did you secure your daily 10k ?