I logged in, on Facebook, this morning, to a chat from Davido My head literally bl£w up A whole 001 said 'hi' to ordinary me? Excitedly, I replied, "Good morning, Sir" Davido: Ojay, how are you doing? Me: I'm fine, you? Davido: Cool mehn. I'm your d!£- hard fan At that instant, I c0llapséd When I regained consciousness, I continued the chat: "I can't believe I'm chatting with the 'one and only' OBO Davido: That's me, bro. You know I live a simple life.. Me: That's true... And you're a great philanthropist too.. Davido: And the latter is just why I'm here.. Actually I'm trying to build a mighty estate for the privileged in every state in Nigeria.. Ne: Wow, that's massive Davido: You can say that again... But my bank is giving me headache right now.. Me: Your bank? Davido: Yeah.. I'm supposed to be in a meeting right now with the President regarding the estate project; but I can't buy flight ticket... My bank network's b@d.. Me: It's a p!ty.. Davido: Could you run me a transfer of #10k? I will triple it for you once the network improves. And from now onward, we shall always keep in touch, so we could h@ng out anytime I come for a show in your state of residence... Excited me replied, "I shall send the money asap" But as I was going through the process of sending the money on my phone, a thought hit me, "How can ordinary #10k keep a whole Davido str@nded when just a few calls to Obi Cubana, Cubana HighPriest and few other millionaire friends would easily raise the money for him. Even his chef wife can easily do it, not my chef Omalicha that only knows how to prepare the god's s@crifiçé... I canceled the transaction, logged back in and typed, " Pls, how sure am I that you're the real Davido? " Davido: Evidence yakpa (I have many evidence). You need one.. Me: Yeah Davido: 100billion for my account oo.. Me: You too do. Na 100billion Davido sing? Davido: What did he sing again?? Me: Are you asking me? Are you not the Davido that sang the song again? Davido: Yeah, I'm. I'm only trying to remix my song.. Me: Just like you intend to remix my #10k.. As he's still typing, I bl0çk£d him... #FullyBack #Ojayandson, September 2024 President, Vawulence Continent