And she put the skins of the kids of the goats upon his hands, and upon the smooth of his neck:

And she put the skins of the kids of the goats upon his hands, and upon the smooth of his neck:

Go now to the flock, and fetch me from thence two good kids of the goats; and I will make them savoury meat for thy father, such as he loveth:

AFRICANA'S
1. ME: judge i no i 'm the one dat steal goat but u need taste the pepper soup.
2. it is only in africa u will see goats,dogs,hens wandering the street.
3. There is a biscuit called spicy which used to be spicy i eat am today omo..no fish taste or even spicy.pls react

A Goat and a Chicken were discussing along the road side, suddenly a car passed and splashed them water, in annóyānçe, the Chicken said; "why are they driving like Goats!!!" and the Goat said; "that's why they dīe like Chickens".
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[2) A Hubby bought a dozen of same-colour pānts 4 his wife. Wife, protestīng, "Ah! why buy the same color? People will think I never change my pāntīes"!
Who are the people?🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
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(3) I finally give up on this country called Nigeria...
How can someone stēāl a brown goat and dye it to black

(4)if men are handsome den women are leg some we use our hand to give dem while they use their legs to pay back I know wisdom will not kīll me one day
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(5)dial *449# to get 500 mb or 1gb depending on how old ur sim card is please share dis testimony to others only for mtn users
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(6)d only person a girl attentivly listen to obey, sincerely, humble herself and does exactly as he says is a photographer

(7)wen ur name is patīence and u løst ur vírgīnity at d age of 14 kindly choose anoda name🤷🏿‍♂️
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(8)if a man say u are úgly he is just mean, if a girl say u are úgly she is jealøus but wen a kid says u are úgly my sister my broda hmmm don't ārgūe u are úgly
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(9)in an atm queue nowadays sme1 will just come from no where with body odōúr and wipe ur memory away u won't know what you are standing in queue for again sister why
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(10)u are an upcoming artists and ur first track is 31. 6mb baba he be like say u no won blôw will u reduçe dat ton,
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(11)wen u sleep in church during sermon is forgivable but onces u start snorīng forgt it u can't make heaven🤷🏿‍♂️
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(12)d awkwārd moment in primary skul wen búlly we say u will see pëpper in primary after closing I will kuku goan carry aunty bag wen she is going home who won dīe 🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

(13)if u slāp me on d ryt cheek I will turn to d left for u to slāp me den we gonna sit down and talk how ur funêrāl will be

A Goat and a Chicken were discussing along the road side, suddenly a car passed and splashed them water, in annóyānçe, the Chicken said; "why are they driving like Goats!!!" and the Goat said; "that's why they dīe like Chickens".
.
[2) A Hubby bought a dozen of same-colour pānts 4 his wife. Wife, protestīng, "Ah! why buy the same color? People will think I never change my pāntīes"!
Who are the people?🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
.
(3) I finally give up on this country called Nigeria...
How can someone stēāl a brown goat and dye it to black

(4)if men are handsome den women are leg some we use our hand to give dem while they use their legs to pay back I know wisdom will not kīll me one day
.
(5)dial *449# to get 500 mb or 1gb depending on how old ur sim card is please share dis testimony to others only for mtn users
.
(6)d only person a girl attentivly listen to obey, sincerely, humble herself and does exactly as he says is a photographer

(7)wen ur name is patīence and u løst ur vírgīnity at d age of 14 kindly choose anoda name🤷🏿‍♂️
.
(8)if a man say u are úgly he is just mean, if a girl say u are úgly she is jealøus but wen a kid says u are úgly my sister my broda hmmm don't ārgūe u are úgly
.
(9)in an atm queue nowadays sme1 will just come from no where with body odōúr and wipe ur memory away u won't know what you are standing in queue for again sister why
.
(10)u are an upcoming artists and ur first track is 31. 6mb baba he be like say u no won blôw will u reduçe dat ton,
.
(11)wen u sleep in church during sermon is forgivable but onces u start snorīng forgt it u can't make heaven🤷🏿‍♂️
.
(12)d awkwārd moment in primary skul wen búlly we say u will see pëpper in primary after closing I will kuku goan carry aunty bag wen she is going home who won dīe 🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

(13)if u slāp me on d ryt cheek I will turn to d left for u to slāp me den we gonna sit down and talk how ur funêrāl will be

Neymar for FC Barcelona in 4 seasons:

🏟 186 games
105 goals
🅰 76 assists
2x La Liga
3x Spanish Cup
1x Spanish Super Cup
1x Champions League
1x UEFA Super Cup
1x Club World Cup

Neymar for Paris Saint-Germain in 6 seasons:

🏟 173 games
118 goals
🅰 77 assists
5x Ligue 1
3x French Cup
2x French League Cup
3x French Super Cup

Amazing European journey..
Kindly follow up Oluwasemilore Olabanji Olalekan

#barcelona #FCB #messi #oluwasemiloreolabanjiolalekan #soccer #football #FCBarcelona #goats

Deputy Speaker Benjamin Kalu: Igbo Youths, This is the Perfect Time to Stay at Home—Monday Sit-At-Homes Mean Nothing; Let the 'Escape Goats' Protest!

"This is the best time to sit at home as an Igbo man," Deputy Speaker Benjamin Kalu said ahead of the End Bad Governance Protest.

"Stay in your houses, you will be used as an escape goat, they will target you and they will waste you. Allow those who feel they can do it, let them go and do it.

"We have been strong enough; it is time to show weakness. For this protest, let us be weak now. Let those who are strong stand on the street. Igbos, be weak now to sit at home. If there is any sit-at-home that will be effective, not the one you have done on Mondays, let it be the one that will happen at the protest," he said.

WHEN THE GAME IS OVER....WE SHALL ALL RETURN HOME.

A boy was sent by his father to urgently buy him food from a restaurant. On his way going, he was in a hurry because of the urgency of the assignment.

However, on his way back, he passed where his mates were playing football. He slowed down, began to watch the game, gradually slowing down until he finally stopped. He watched for a while and got carried away, he became interested, and indicated his interest in playing, he was invited.

He left the food in the care of some unknown people and entered the field. He forgot the assignment completely and played his heart out. He became the man of the match, dribbled opponents, created chances, scored goals and changed the face of the entire game.

When night came, the owner of the ball picked it up. It was time for everyone to go home; to go back to their parents, the game was over!

It now dawned on the boy after everyone had left that he had actually been sent to buy food by his hungry father. He went to where he kept the food, it had already been eaten by goats and dogs, "but I kept this food with some guys here a moment ago." He said.

He picked the plates, but was no longer happy, all the excitement of the game disappeared, the people clapping for him were all gone, the opponents he was playing against were all gone, the ball itself was gone, time was gone, those selling food were gone, he couldn't buy another!

Regrets took over him, he sluggishly walked home, with tears of sorrow and regrets whilst hiding in the dark.

When people saw him, they asked him why he was crying and hiding in the dark with empty plates! He had left with clean plates full of excitement, but returned with same empty plates, so dirty and stained !

When they asked him "Why he couldn't go home, he said his father will beat him". He knew the implications of a wasted time. So sad, too late.

Hear this: We have a home and a Father to return to at the end of life's journey when all is said and done.

Don't be distracted, don't rejoice when people are clapping for you while doing the wrong things, they won't be there when you are to give an account.

Avoid Distractions, we are sent here for an assignment, the Father is waiting for us, this ball we are busy playing, when night comes, the owner will pick it, the crowd will disappear, we'll be left alone to go back and give a report to our Maker. What will you tell Him ?

Think about it.

WHEN THE GAME IS OVER.....WE SHALL ALL RETURN HOME.