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A Goat and a Chicken were discussing along the road side, suddenly a car passed and splashed them water, in annóyānçe, the Chicken said; "why are they driving like Goats!!!" and the Goat said; "that's why they dīe like Chickens".
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[2) A Hubby bought a dozen of same-colour pānts 4 his wife. Wife, protestīng, "Ah! why buy the same color? People will think I never change my pāntīes"!
Who are the people?🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️
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(3) I finally give up on this country called Nigeria...
How can someone stēāl a brown goat and dye it to black
(4)if men are handsome den women are leg some we use our hand to give dem while they use their legs to pay back I know wisdom will not kīll me one day
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(5)dial *449# to get 500 mb or 1gb depending on how old ur sim card is please share dis testimony to others only for mtn users
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(6)d only person a girl attentivly listen to obey, sincerely, humble herself and does exactly as he says is a photographer
(7)wen ur name is patīence and u løst ur vírgīnity at d age of 14 kindly choose anoda name🤷🏿♂️
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(8)if a man say u are úgly he is just mean, if a girl say u are úgly she is jealøus but wen a kid says u are úgly my sister my broda hmmm don't ārgūe u are úgly
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(9)in an atm queue nowadays sme1 will just come from no where with body odōúr and wipe ur memory away u won't know what you are standing in queue for again sister why
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(10)u are an upcoming artists and ur first track is 31. 6mb baba he be like say u no won blôw will u reduçe dat ton,
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(11)wen u sleep in church during sermon is forgivable but onces u start snorīng forgt it u can't make heaven🤷🏿♂️
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(12)d awkwārd moment in primary skul wen búlly we say u will see pëpper in primary after closing I will kuku goan carry aunty bag wen she is going home who won dīe 🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️
(13)if u slāp me on d ryt cheek I will turn to d left for u to slāp me den we gonna sit down and talk how ur funêrāl will be
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[2) A Hubby bought a dozen of same-colour pānts 4 his wife. Wife, protestīng, "Ah! why buy the same color? People will think I never change my pāntīes"!
Who are the people?🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️
.
(3) I finally give up on this country called Nigeria...
How can someone stēāl a brown goat and dye it to black
(4)if men are handsome den women are leg some we use our hand to give dem while they use their legs to pay back I know wisdom will not kīll me one day
.
(5)dial *449# to get 500 mb or 1gb depending on how old ur sim card is please share dis testimony to others only for mtn users
.
(6)d only person a girl attentivly listen to obey, sincerely, humble herself and does exactly as he says is a photographer
(7)wen ur name is patīence and u løst ur vírgīnity at d age of 14 kindly choose anoda name🤷🏿♂️
.
(8)if a man say u are úgly he is just mean, if a girl say u are úgly she is jealøus but wen a kid says u are úgly my sister my broda hmmm don't ārgūe u are úgly
.
(9)in an atm queue nowadays sme1 will just come from no where with body odōúr and wipe ur memory away u won't know what you are standing in queue for again sister why
.
(10)u are an upcoming artists and ur first track is 31. 6mb baba he be like say u no won blôw will u reduçe dat ton,
.
(11)wen u sleep in church during sermon is forgivable but onces u start snorīng forgt it u can't make heaven🤷🏿♂️
.
(12)d awkwārd moment in primary skul wen búlly we say u will see pëpper in primary after closing I will kuku goan carry aunty bag wen she is going home who won dīe 🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️
(13)if u slāp me on d ryt cheek I will turn to d left for u to slāp me den we gonna sit down and talk how ur funêrāl will be
A Goat and a Chicken were discussing along the road side, suddenly a car passed and splashed them water, in annóyānçe, the Chicken said; "why are they driving like Goats!!!" and the Goat said; "that's why they dīe like Chickens".🤨😂😂
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[2) A Hubby bought a dozen of same-colour pānts 4 his wife. Wife, protestīng, "Ah! why buy the same color? People will think I never change my pāntīes"!
Who are the people?🙄🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️😂
.
(3) I finally give up on this country called Nigeria...
How can someone stēāl a brown goat and dye it to black🤨🤣🤣
(4)if men are handsome den women are leg some we use our hand to give dem while they use their legs to pay back I know wisdom will not kīll me one day😅😅
.
(5)dial *449# to get 500 mb or 1gb depending on how old ur sim card is please share dis testimony to others only for mtn users🤨😂😂
.
(6)d only person a girl attentivly listen to obey, sincerely, humble herself and does exactly as he says is a photographer😁😅😅
(7)wen ur name is patīence and u løst ur vírgīnity at d age of 14 kindly choose anoda name😬😬🤷🏿♂️
.
(8)if a man say u are úgly he is just mean, if a girl say u are úgly she is jealøus but wen a kid says u are úgly my sister my broda hmmm don't ārgūe u are úgly 😂😂😁
.
(9)in an atm queue nowadays sme1 will just come from no where with body odōúr and wipe ur memory away u won't know what you are standing in queue for again sister why🥺😤😤
.
(10)u are an upcoming artists and ur first track is 31. 6mb baba he be like say u no won blôw will u reduçe dat ton,😂😂
.
(11)wen u sleep in church during sermon is forgivable but onces u start snorīng forgt it u can't make heaven🤷🏿♂️😁😁
.
(12)d awkwārd moment in primary skul wen búlly we say u will see pëpper in primary after closing I will kuku goan carry aunty bag wen she is going home who won dīe 🙄🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️
(13)if u slāp me on d ryt cheek I will turn to d left for u to slāp me den we gonna sit down and talk how ur funêrāl will be🤨😅
