Watch your thoughts, they become your words. Watch your words, they become your actions. Watch your actions, they become your destiny!

Never be ashamed of your mom💖❤ Give her a green love💚

Excuse me!! Is it true that yøur møm is the møst beautìful woman in the wørld 🌍💯👂😎💕✅

_Riddle time_ I have a face, but no eyes, nose, or mouth. What am I?

_Riddle time_ I go up but never come down. What am I?

We are three brothers and we can touch our self

Laugh 😂😂😂😂 Two little boys støle a big bag of oranges from a neighbour and decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemétery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemétery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. A few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemétery gate and heard a voice saying, One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you... He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest, Father, please come with me. Come and witness God & Satān sharing corpses at the cemetery. #Naijagist 😁 They both ran back to the cemétery gate and the voices continued, One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you... Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said, What about the two at the gate? The priest almost ran past the church gate...shouting, We are not dēād yet oooohh!!!🤣🤣😂😂 🎗️ REMINDER 🎗️ I don't get paid for posting but i do to make you guys happy 😁, please don't go without reacting ( that's encouragement) ❤️✅ Click -Naija Gist

Just laugh 😂😂 Two men dīéd the same day and become Ghøsts. And this conversation ensued between them Ghøst 1: *How did you dīe?* Ghøst 2: *I was mistakenly locked up in a freezer. At first I was freezing and then I couldn't breathe and dīed*. Ghøst 1: *Oh! What a sād way to dīe*. Ghøst 2: *Yeah. How did you dīe?*. #gisttime 🍂😁 Ghost 1: *I dīed of heart attāck. I came back from work and saw a man's pair of shoe at my door steps. I rushed into the room and saw my wife nāked alone on the bed. I searched everywhere including the kitchen, all the other bedrooms, I mean everywhere but I couldn't find the man! I just sat on the floor and suddenly developed a heārt attāck and dīed.* Ghøst 2: *Did you check inside the refrigerator?*. Ghost 1: *No* Ghost 2: *Idīot! You should have checked the refrigerator and both of us would have been alive now* ...chaiiiii 😍😂😍 🙏 Please don't skip 😔, just appreciate by following like, share and comment God bless you all ... Happy Sunday to you all, today is gonna be a fruitful day (AMEN) 🙏🙏

Who left primary/ secondary school with out saying who has two pen or pencil.

Serve me breakfast on bed, Daniel don go carry stove dey boil rice on top bed for precious