Laugh out loud
11 JOKES
1. I wonder why married women don't shave their private part , even my neighbour’s wife.
Maybe I should tell her husband to tell her..
2. I'm a virgin and none wants to believe that, simply because I have two kids.
People and trust issues.....
3. "Harder , harder" has killed more men than malaria . Do ur best, stand up and leave the rest for another brother.
Pls u can't finish it
4. If you are looking for wife material pls go for a lady above 30 bcos their sense has come back to normal.
5. My girlfriend has not seen her period since last month .....
Could it be network problem???
6. Something is telling me
Go to the barracks and rape female soldier.
I need to know if they moan too.
7. Where are those gals that use to call me their husband , when I was small, am ready now.
8. Peter is short , Fred is stingy , John is an illiterate , Emma is broke . That's how Favour clocked 45yrs without husband
9. In NIGERIA , we don't change remote batteries .... We Slap the remote until It behaves.
10. If you look at some girls in the face and look at their legs, you would know reason why Lucky Dube sang the song "different colours one people ."
11. My Oga wife is calling her new baby a bouncing baby boy and now my spirit is telling me to throw him up and see how he will bounce on the ground
12. Some ladies are very poor in romance, you will hit her with a pillow then boom, she's chasing you with a knife
13. Hehehe
This people that keeps asking can u exchange me for
1million naira, can u slap me for 10million naira, they don't even know that with the present situation of nigeria now i can exchange them with bread and minerals.
14. I was slapped by a soldier today for stepping on his foot.
I wanted to hit him back, I just remembered exd: 14 vs 14
"The lord shall fight for me and I will hold my peace" if not for that, I would have beat nonsense commot from the soldier body.
15. Village people will see you on NTA giving opinion on ASUU strike.... They will think you have finally made it!
Boom.... They give you stroke.
16. One beautiful girl was staring at me yesterday in the Bank, and I was blushing until she said U look like the keke man that ran away with my change
What a painful moment......
17. Guys please if you want to toast a girl, toast her with sense... I know one stupid boy somewhere is busy telling one foolish girl that he will give her the world. . Mr, man
where do you expect the rest of us to stay? Ehn?
18. Nigeria is one of the few countries whose president is older than the country. How can the country be going through puberty and the president is going through
menopause?
My country o, God my country.......
#viralreelsfacebook
19. Hehehe,
Dear girlfriend,
If I go down on my knees and propose to u and u say NO! Upper-cut follows immediately. No time for nonsense!
20. Why is it that when u sit in the kitchen and wait on ur rice, the water never seem to dry . But just remove eye small press phone! BOOM!!!
BURNT OFFERING!
21.#The_Irony_Of_Life
When a man makes more money he feels he needs more women.
But when a woman makes more money, she feels she doesn't need a man.
Is my voice loud enough?
22. DAD: Favour I noticed you now call me Dad these days instead of Papa.
FAVOUR: Yes Dad, calling you Papa spoils my lipstick.
See I know u Just tried it now. Ur mouth shall neva lack laughter.
At the top of this post I told you there are 11 laughing pills, but you saw No 12 and yet kept reading till 22.
For this simple reason, I pray for u "may ur blessings be multiplied and as you add/follow my page below, may your blessings flourish."
Say Amen.
FOLLOW PLS🥹🥹🙏🏾
Juiceking Zekiel
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🤣 🤣11 JOKES😂 😂
1. I wonder why married women don't shave their private part , even my neighbour’s wife.
Maybe I should tell her husband to tell her..
2. I'm a virgin and none wants to believe that, simply because I have two kids.
People and trust issues.....
3. "Harder , harder" has killed more men than malaria . Do ur best, stand up and leave the rest for another brother.
Pls u can't finish it
4. If you are looking for wife material pls go for a lady above 30 bcos their sense has come back to normal.
5. My girlfriend has not seen her period since last month .....
Could it be network problem???
6. Something is telling me
Go to the barracks and rape female soldier.
I need to know if they moan too.
7. Where are those gals that use to call me their husband , when I was small, am ready now.
8. Peter is short , Fred is stingy , John is an illiterate , Emma is broke . That's how Favour clocked 45yrs without husband🙆
9. In NIGERIA , we don't change remote batteries .... We Slap the remote until It behaves.
10. If you look at some girls in the face and look at their legs, you would know reason why Lucky Dube sang the song "different colours one people ."
11. My Oga wife is calling her new baby a bouncing baby boy and now my spirit is telling me to throw him up and see how he will bounce on the ground
12. Some ladies are very poor in romance, you will hit her with a pillow then boom, she's chasing you with a knife
13. Hehehe
This people that keeps asking can u exchange me for
1million naira, can u slap me for 10million naira, they don't even know that with the present situation of nigeria now i can exchange them with bread and minerals.
14. I was slapped by a soldier today for stepping on his foot.
I wanted to hit him back, I just remembered exd: 14 vs 14
"The lord shall fight for me and I will hold my peace" if not for that, I would have beat nonsense commot from the soldier body.
15. Village people will see you on NTA giving opinion on ASUU strike.... They will think you have finally made it!
Boom.... They give you stroke.😪
16. One beautiful girl was staring at me yesterday in the Bank, and I was blushing until she said U look like the keke man that ran away with my change
What a painful moment......😓
17. Guys please if you want to toast a girl, toast her with sense... I know one stupid boy somewhere is busy telling one foolish girl that he will give her the world. . Mr, man
where do you expect the rest of us to stay? Ehn?😒
18. Nigeria is one of the few countries whose president is older than the country. How can the country be going through puberty and the president is going through
menopause?
My country o, God my country.......
#viralreelsfacebook
19. Hehehe,
Dear girlfriend,
If I go down on my knees and propose to u and u say NO! Upper-cut follows immediately. No time for nonsense!
20. Why is it that when u sit in the kitchen and wait on ur rice, the water never seem to dry . But just remove eye small press phone! BOOM!!!
BURNT OFFERING!
21.#The_Irony_Of_Life
When a man makes more money he feels he needs more women.
But when a woman makes more money, she feels she doesn't need a man.
Is my voice loud enough?
22. DAD: Favour I noticed you now call me Dad these days instead of Papa.
FAVOUR: Yes Dad, calling you Papa spoils my lipstick.
See I know u Just tried it now. Ur mouth shall neva lack laughter.
At the top of this post I told you there are 11 laughing pills, but you saw No 12 and yet kept reading till 22.
For this simple reason, I pray for u "may ur blessings be multiplied and as you add/follow my page below, may your blessings flourish."
Say Amen.
FOLLOW PLS🥹🥹🙏🏾👉 Juiceking Zekiel #viralpost #viral #fypシ゚
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