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    1. I cālled her last night and told her, " I miss u honey!" and her mother replied, "honey is sleeping, you're talking with the bee!"

    2. If u have curves, it'll show clearly from ur picture without you stressing, stop standing like you're playing corner kick

    3. Employer will be holding ur Cv, birth certificate, health report, school certificate and still be asking u "tell me about yourself"
    Me: I'm a Cūltist, sir

    4. One slay queen sent me a message,,👉🏼"dating is a west of time"
    And i replied her👉🏼"it is north true"

    As im talking now she has bl0cked me
    Weytin concern me

    5. If you like stay away from relationships.
    Whenever you are ready they will still brēak your heart

    6. "You may kiss ur Bride" should be used only for v!rgins. Others should be told "You may continue from where you st0pped "

    Do you know Diala Emmanuel

    7. This morning I saw a group of people surrounding a bus and shouting, "Give me my change o!" I rushed & and joined them..... I collected 1K

    8. Date her and you will find out why you met her single..Some ladies deserve to be single f0rever

    9. Being an African man is so cool. You refuse to give your relatives money , they blāme your wife

    10. Not all lips are meant for kissing. Some are meant to cool porridge

    11. Nothing hūrts more than having a boil in your two armpit, nobody will want to børrow you money because you will be walking like a rich man

    12. Dem slāp eyewitness for eye..
    We still dey wait make the eye clear make him talk wetin him see.

    Written by nuhu yaquila

    Use this to brighten your day 1. I cālled her last night and told her, " I miss u honey!" and her mother replied, "honey is sleeping, you're talking with the bee!"🤣🤣 2. If u have curves, it'll show clearly from ur picture without you stressing🙄, stop standing like you're playing corner kick😂😂 3. Employer will be holding ur Cv, birth certificate, health report, school certificate and still be asking u "tell me about yourself" Me: I'm a Cūltist, sir😬😂 4. One slay queen sent me a message,,👉🏼"dating is a west of time" And i replied her👉🏼"it is north true" 🤣🤣🤣 As im talking now she has bl0cked me🤣 Weytin concern me🤣 5. If you like stay away from relationships. Whenever you are ready they will still brēak your heart 💔😂 6. "You may kiss ur Bride" should be used only for v!rgins. Others should be told "You may continue from where you st0pped "😂 Do you know Diala Emmanuel 7. This morning I saw a group of people surrounding a bus and shouting, "Give me my change o!" I rushed & and joined them..... I collected 1K 😂 8. Date her 👩‍❤️‍👨 and you will find out why you met her single..Some ladies deserve to be single f0rever😂😂 9. Being an African man is so cool. You refuse to give your relatives money 💴, they blāme your wife😂💔 10. Not all lips are meant for kissing. Some are meant to cool porridge 🤣🤣 11. Nothing hūrts more than having a boil in your two armpit, nobody will want to børrow you money because you will be walking like a rich man😂 12. Dem slāp eyewitness for eye.. 🙉 We still dey wait make the eye clear make him talk wetin him see.😂😂 Written by nuhu yaquila
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  • Galatasaray fans are treating Victor Osimhen like a king!

    Victor Osimhen was welcomed back to the club from Nigeria with a diamond pendant worth over 500 million Naira.

    Osimhen was gifted a gold and diamond necklace weighing over 1kg on his arrival at Galatasaray after his goalscoring heroics for Nigeria during the International Break netting 3 goals in two games during World Cup Qualifiers against Rwanda and Zimbabwe

    The piece features over 275 carats of emerald baguettes, complemented by rounds, pears, and marquise fancy diamonds, all set in 1 kilogram of rose gold.

    The carbon fiber detailing perfectly matches Victor Osimhen’s signature game mask.
    So beautiful!
    ❤️ 🇳🇬 Galatasaray fans are treating Victor Osimhen like a king! 🫂 Victor Osimhen was welcomed back to the club from Nigeria with a diamond pendant worth over 500 million Naira. Osimhen was gifted a gold and diamond necklace weighing over 1kg on his arrival at Galatasaray after his goalscoring heroics for Nigeria during the International Break netting 3 goals in two games during World Cup Qualifiers against Rwanda and Zimbabwe The piece features over 275 carats of emerald baguettes, complemented by rounds, pears, and marquise fancy diamonds, all set in 1 kilogram of rose gold. 💎 The carbon fiber detailing perfectly matches Victor Osimhen’s signature game mask. So beautiful! 🌟
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  • Life is like a door,if you see it you can't pass through it and when you see the door take the opportunity and eat chicken because if you don't eat the chicken you can't fly to the door
    Life is like a door,if you see it you can't pass through it and when you see the door take the opportunity and eat chicken because if you don't eat the chicken you can't fly to the door 👌😉🙂
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  • B without BB is like a train without an engine. No B without BB.
    B without BB is like a train without an engine. No B without BB.
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  • TEN KNOWN FACTS ABOUT TESLA
    Tesla was founded in 2003 by engineers Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning,
    not Elon Musk. Musk joined the company as a major investor and became its public face.
    Model Naming Quirk: Tesla’s car lineup follows a playful pattern: Model S, 3, X, and Y.
    Elon Musk has said it was meant to spell "S3XY," with the number 3 replacing an "E."
    Battery Focus: Tesla's breakthrough isn’t just in electric cars but also in battery technology. Tesla has invested heavily in creating
    powerful and long-lasting batteries, not only for cars but also for energy storage solutions like Powerwall. @ @
    TEN KNOWN FACTS ABOUT TESLA Tesla was founded in 2003 by engineers Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning, not Elon Musk. Musk joined the company as a major investor and became its public face. Model Naming Quirk: Tesla’s car lineup follows a playful pattern: Model S, 3, X, and Y. Elon Musk has said it was meant to spell "S3XY," with the number 3 replacing an "E." Battery Focus: Tesla's breakthrough isn’t just in electric cars but also in battery technology. Tesla has invested heavily in creating powerful and long-lasting batteries, not only for cars but also for energy storage solutions like Powerwall. @ @
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  • Are you interested in getting something like this to build your freelancing business?
    Are you interested in getting something like this to build your freelancing business?
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  • My withdrawal in Chesther arrives within minutes.
    How I wish they'll make it like that in Danloader
    My withdrawal in Chesther arrives within minutes. How I wish they'll make it like that in Danloader
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  • Life is like a bicycle
    Life is like a bicycle 😹
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  • Most times I feel like am crazy.but I won't tell u why
    Most times I feel like am crazy.but I won't tell u why
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