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❤️ 🇳🇬 Galatasaray fans are treating Victor Osimhen like a king! 🫂 Victor Osimhen was welcomed back to the club from Nigeria with a diamond pendant worth over 500 million Naira. Osimhen was gifted a gold and diamond necklace weighing over 1kg on his arrival at Galatasaray after his goalscoring heroics for Nigeria during the International Break netting 3 goals in two games during World Cup Qualifiers against Rwanda and Zimbabwe The piece features over 275 carats of emerald baguettes, complemented by rounds, pears, and marquise fancy diamonds, all set in 1 kilogram of rose gold. 💎 The carbon fiber detailing perfectly matches Victor Osimhen’s signature game mask. So beautiful! 🌟

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