"OVERTHINKERS", read this: 1. That story ain't real. None of it. That fear, insecurity, and that imaginary story you're obsessing about, it's all in your head. Every time you find yourself in that story, dragggggg yourself to the present. 2. You don't know Accept it. You're going crazy jumping to conclusions about a thing that isn't even there. Sometimes it's okay to just accept and tell yourself "i don't know". 3. What if, what if Overthinking is a longgggg chain of what ifs. What if that happens, what if it doesn't work, what if i fail, what if. Don't complicate it. Take a breath, you'll be fine. 4. Zoooom out In the bigger frame of things, what you're obsessing about doesn't even matter. Try, fail, fall, learn and get back up again. That's life, live it. 5. "Zen" it out Thoughts ain't leaving you? Sit at a quiet place and take 10 long deep breaths. Meditate. It helps. 6. Do one thing well Make a to-do list. Write down two or three things that you need to do. Do them one by one. You don't have to do everything. Just do one thing well. Life is long. You'll make it. 7. Catch them 'triggers' Overthinking is a chain reaction. Like dominos falling. But! there is always that one thought which triggers it all. Find it and fix it. 8. Talk. Sometimes sharing what you're feeling with friends, family, or even on social media can calm you down. Bottled feelings ain't good for you. Spurt 'em out. 9. Enjoy the ride Life is full of ups and downs. Obsessing about every little thing won't fix it. When it's sunshine, have fun. When it's dark and stormy, let it pass. Life is change, keep moving and you'll be ok. 10. Be Disciplined To heal yourself, fix your old toxic patterns and achieve what you choose to focus on. Infinity Thoughts

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A bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed every animal in the Berlin Zoo except the elephant, which escaped and roamed the city. When a Russian commander saw hungry Germans chasing the elephant and trying to kill it, he ordered his troops to protect it and shoot anyone who tried to kill it.

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Kunlex was sacked by his boss from a zoo because he left the lions gate open.And when asked why he did such a act.He said "who will dare steal a lion? Wait wait wait,just send me a friend request and enjoy more of the laughter.

Let's laughing 🤣 1. **The Library Lament:** A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to find Bigfoot. The librarian said, "I'm sorry, but we don't have it. I haven't seen any copies around." 2. **The Chicken Dance:** Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 3. **The Time Traveler:** I told my friend I wanted to time travel. He said, “Back or forward?” I replied, “Pizza! It doesn’t matter as long as there’s pizza!” 4. **The Annoying Fly:** Two flies are arguing in a restaurant. One says, "You’re on my soup!" The other responds, "It’s fly free. Eat wherever you like!" 5. **The Office Ghost:** My office's coffee machine is haunted. Every time I get near it, there’s a fog, then a ghostly voice asks if I want cream or sugar. 6. **The Sleepy Scientist:** What's a physicist’s favorite pastime? String theory sleep – they can go to another dimension without getting out of bed. 7. **The Forgetful Farmer:** A farmer had a pumpkin patch and wanted to deter thieves. He put up a sign: “One of these pumpkins is poisoned.” The next day, he found another sign: “Now two are.” 8. **The Talking Cure:** “Doctor, I can’t stop my impersonation of a flamingo.” The doctor said, “Well, stand on one leg and let me take a closer look.” 9. **The Lost Penguin:** A police officer sees a man walking a penguin. "Take that penguin to the zoo," he says. The next day, he sees them again: "Why are you still with the penguin?" The man replies, "I did take him to the zoo. Today we're going to the movies." 10. **The Overachieving Plant:** Why was the plant so proud of its sprouts? Because it knew how to turn over a new leaf in every season! I hope these brought some smiles to your day! My friend if I had made you laugh today please hit that follow button I'm sure there's more 🤣

Dem say people from outside the country don dey block our lines on top say our begging don increase pass be careful. God, help those of us wey still remain for this ZOO abeg!

Indigenous business is a scam in Nigeria. When foreign rice was given a boot, local rice went far up in price. Now we have homemade PMS; get ready! Naija is a ZOO!

My husband was diagnosed with low sperm count when our child was two(he is nine now). Now, it's full blown azoospermia means he literally has no sperm at all, all is dead.

During World War II, the very first bomb dropped on Berlin by the Allies killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.