If my emotions was a sea, I would have drown the earth and if my emotions was a fish I would have been the largest,I often motivate myself that it wasn’t my fault,am just a girl after all.
Life is a journey,you never know when you exit.#danloader #pouring out my mind

LATE FIRST LADY: ZENITH BANK CONDOLES GOVERNOR UMO ENO, FAMILY

Akwa Ibom State Governor, Pastor Umo Eno, today, recieved the GMD/CEO of Zenith Bank, Dame Dr Adaorah Umeoji and other management staff who were in the Governor's office to register their condolences.

Governor Eno appreciated the team for their concern saying that he and the family were encouraged by the outpouring of condolences.

He said by the wife's demise, a part of him has gone, adding that though limping, he has chosen to continue in his service to the people having sworn to an oath to serve them.

Expressing her condolence, the CEO said they were saddened by the news, and described the Governor as a brave man and commended him for not allowing the sad incidence to hinder his service to the State.

She also appreciated the Governor for the serene, and comly atmosphere in the State, and prayed for the grace to enable him do more in service to the people, and the fortitude to bear the loss.

Other members of the team included; Executive Director, Mr. Akon Ogunranti; DGM/Zonal Head, Asuquo Ita; AGM/Branch Head, Eket, Calistus Onu; and SM/Branch Head, Uyo, Dorcas Jackson.

Nigerian singer, Destiny Boy and his partner welcome their first child, sparking an outpouring of congratulatory messages.

1. Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything & click "I agree"

2. Now that a sachet water (a.k.a pure water) is ₦50, brothers and
sisters,
We need to drink responsibly.

3. Girls please don't date guys whose mattress is on d floor. They are not ready for marriage

4. When a guy is fedup in a relationship, he can say anything to break up with you, he can even call you one day and say " Nneka, I can't continue with this relationship any longer, your grandmother didn't write JAMB.
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5. Scientists had proven that nobody walks faster than a person who has been given extra change at the shop.
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6. You must not post pictures of you and your spouse on social media to let people know you guys are in a relationship
Me that is dating Rihanna did I tell anyone??even the girl sef does not even know I'm dating her...
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7. "Baby, I'm sorry you lost your phone, Take this 300k my house rent and School fee, get yourself a new phone", This is how a guy should treat his woman
Ladies, if you think I'm making sense, you're a wicked witch!

8. Do you want to loose weight? Here's the tips.. first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right! Repeat this exercise very fast every time you are offered something to eat, you can thank me later

9. A white couple gets a black child.
Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black?
Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby
burnt!
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10. Shout out to girls that use emojis to cover their arm pit in pictures
instead of shaving.... You think you're doing me? You're doing yourself
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11. You know, I have a feeling that if French people want to say 'a theif' they'll say 'Lateef'
hope I'm right?

12. Some ladies will be like 'he is not my type'...Question is... My Sister Are u looking for a Blood donor?

13. You have dated a guy for 6years now. Instead of you pressuring him to go and see your family.. You're pressuring him to use your pic as his Dp..
Oh sister, in fact, your level of stupidity is using Wi-Fi and 4G
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14. Wrestling is useless and confusing, how can people without trousers fight for a belt???

15. Hard Guy hard guy.. but you count 1-2-3 before pouring cold water on yourself
tcheew... Look at you

16. If you find a woman that makes you laugh, please keep her because women are no longer funny these days..
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17. Not all couples have sex on their wedding night, some spend it arguing about how money and the drinks disappeared

18. She's using iPhone 8 & she is calling to tell you she is hungry ......my guy tell her to eat the remaining Apple at the back of the phone

19. When money is involved, Nigerian girls will be like , I love his mouth odour it's so
matured.

20. The way Nigerian Girls love money ehn, I'm telling you.
You'll get angry and tell a Girl, "Go to hell."
She will look at you and be like... "I don't have
transport fare."

21. Miss those people in primary school that use
to say ''If I give you one dirty slap, you'll fly to
America''.. Please o.. Come and slap me now, I will even thank you as soon as I get to America.

22. And This Nepa will Bring Light when Someone Is sleeping...As If Someone paid For (Mtn) Night
Plan. May Sense Locate U People Today.

23. Nigerians be like, I want to buy Tin
Tomatoes,
the Sachet one.
My people.. I greet una...

24. Nigerian Nepa will still borrow your Ladder to cut your light!
My beloved country
25. I just love Nigerian
university's, their
identity cards comes with
Rope..just incase
you are tired of life.
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26. In Edo state, do you know there is nothing like bus stop?
Once you reach your bus stop just disappear
Abeg na joke oo...

27. Reserch Has Shown That Every Delicious "AKARA" Is Sold Near A Gutter The Bigger The Gutter The Nicer The "AKARA"

28. I just Called my friend & shouted son of a
bitch, how far?
Then I heard a feminine voice saying: son of a
bitch is bathing, its bitch herself.
I think its his sister or girlfriend.
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29. The Way Some Girls Be Wishing Their Fellow Girls Happy Birthday
on Social Media Will Get You Thinking That They're Advertising Them. They'll Be Like:: "Happy Birthday To This My Beautiful , Hardworking ,
Intelligent , Romantic , Smart , Sexy ,
Prayerful Funny , Honest , And Loyal
Bae .. She Can Pray For Africa She's The Best
Cook You'll Ever Come Across . She Can Work Work Work Work Work . She's The Best Person You Can Talk To . She Has All These Ideas That Beat Your Normal
Everyday Girl . She Can Keep Fit Like Kilode . Fluent In
Spoken Grammar . She Can Read Like Mad . An
Intelligent Writer✔ .
She's Even a # VIRGIN
All These Plenty Things And You Say It's A Birthday Wish?

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After a thousand and one plea to get my Dad to teach me how to drive, he finally obliged. It was on a hot sunday evening and before we mounted the wheels, he handed me a list of DOs and DON'Ts I must adhere to.
Topping the list were:
*No wear slippers enter my motor
*Use two legs march brake
*Use two hands hold steering
*No ever press phone for highway
*Keep your eyes for front, no dey look window
*No ever fire speed
*No ever look back
*Abeg no look woman
*If person call you, no answer
*Pray before you begin drive
*Off my motor for hold up
*Nnamdi avoid police
*If you jam person, off motor run. But if them catch you, I no know you.
I glanced through the list in quick succession and heaved a relieving sigh. I couldn't wait to begin.
We walked up to the car and he opened the door, sat on the passenger's seat in front while I occupied the driver's seat. We had a short prayer session and he began introducing the car accessories to me.
"Daddy, make we just start. I sabi them" I voiced intrusively
"You sabi wetin?" He fired back "Oya show me rare mirror?"
I pointed to the windscreen. What followed was a heavy knock on my head.
Another sermon began amidst some stern warnings, then he asked me to start the engine. I did and the engine came to life. A cloud of thick smoke had poured from the exhaust pipe and gathered behind us, and when I had turned to Iook at what it's like, another knock landed on my head.
"No dey look back!!" He yelled at me
After yet another round of orientation, I stepped on the throttle and the car began to crawl. I was so elated. Some of my friends who saw me began to hail me but immediately I turned to stare at them, another knock landed on my head.
"This boy, you no dey ever hear word. You wan get accident? No look person!" Dad warned again
Well, that experience was indeed hellish. I literally earned a knock for driving too fast, earned one for driving too slow, earned another for not horning when I should, earned a lot more for driving right into bumps and potholes. My head began to swell and ache.
Realizing whatever I did would attract a knock, I decided to do as it pleased me. I damned whatever consequence and stepped on the gas. The car tripled in speed and took off on the highway. My dad almost got a heart attack.
"Nnamdi? wetin you dey do!?"
"Nnamdi? march brake!"
"Nnamdi? off my motor!"
I was about to hit the brakes when I sighted some policemen mounting the road, one of them was signaling me to stop but I didn't. I almost ran him over save for his quick response to move out of the way. I was catching fun.
All the while, my dad was overly frightened with sweat pouring down his face like a fountain. After unleashing a dose of heavy knocks on me, he resorted to yelling and pleading, telling me to allow him drop so I can continue alone. I finally hit the brakes and the tyres came screeching on the asphalt concrete before heading for the nearest bush. We finally got stuck in the bush and I killed the engine.
"This is the Nigerian police" A voice yelled behind us "You both are under arrest. Get off the car with your hands on your head as anything you say or do will be used against you in the law court!"
My dad was the first to alight and I followed suit. He began to approach the officers with his hands in the air.
"Officer, I no know this person o" He voiced out in a traumatized tone "Na k!dnap him kidnap me!"

GOOD JOKES

7 WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE MAD🤷🏼‍♀️.

1..If you've ever counted 1.2.3 before pouring water on your body, you're mad.

2..If you ever thought the moon use to follow u around, ahh you're mad.
🤷🏼‍♀️

3..If you've ever use yur sim 1, to call yur sim 2 in de same phone, believe me, ya mad..

4..if you've ever been talkin to yur self, but when someone looks at you, you pretend to be singing, abeg you're pararelly mad.🤷🏼‍♀️

5..You went into yur room, but forgot what to pick, you went out but you still remember, then come back...sorry, ya mad.

6..Yur phone is at one percent, nepa bought light, but becuz of chat, u refuse to plug, now dem don take light,,you are shouting ahhhh..kai ahswear ya mad.

7..You read all this but refused to react or Comment..🤷🏼‍♀️
ya madest..

It is wrong to assume that men of immense wealth are always happy (John D Rockefeller).

I have come across a number of posts where people compare the life style of some billionaires to that of a non billionaire where a billionaire will be seen wearing an unbranded T-shirt while the wanna be billionaire will be wearing branded clothes and all sorts of expensive chains. And I've seen some people even call some billionaires too greedy that they even fail to buy themselves branded things.

What people should appreciate is that each person has a purpose in life and that people want to get wealth for various reasons and therefore using material things to measure wealth is misleading people especially the upcoming generation.Ive observed how people in their 20s are so obsessed with material things to the point that they focus more on investing on themselves than in themselves which in turn leaves them empty inside. When there is is no enemy within, the enemy outside cannot do any harm ( African Proverb). No wonder Benjamin Franklin said "Take a coin from your purse and invest it in your mind. It will come pouring out of your mind and overflow your purse.”

Some people are so focused on solving problems while others work hard to have money so that they can show that they have money. Yes success is a relative word and means different things to different people but true success comes from living ones purpose. That is why John D Rockefeller said "The poorest man I know is one who has nothing but money".

As Jim Rohn said "As humans we where not designed to pursue money or success then money gets attracted to you" That is why your main focus should be solving people's problems by providing Value. So if ones goal is to solve people's problems, one will be so excited when they accomplish that and that is the thing that will matter the most.I have noticed that most billionaires are too busy too busy solving people's lives to even worry about what they are wearing. If ones goal is to wear branded outfits when they have money, that is what they will get definitely focus on when ever they have money.

I am not saying that there is anything wrong with wearing branded clothes, I just think we shouldn't compare people based on how they dress or look. What matters more is what brings fulfillment in their lives. Just make sure whatever you are doing doesn't make you feel empty at the end of the day and is affecting other people in a positive way.Albert Einstein said "Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile."

Mark Zuckerberg founder of Facebook and one of the richest men in the world mostly wears similar Tshirts to avoid wasting time on picking which one to wear. His focus is bettering the lives of people. Jay Shetty said " We are wired for generosity but educated for greedy. People who help other people are happier"

Sadio Mané is a Senegalese professional footballer who plays as a forward for Bundesliga club Bayern Munich and the Senegal national team. Considered one of the best players in the world and amongst the greatest African players of all time, he is known for his pressing, dribbling, and speed. VSadio Mane has been named African Footballer of Year after a season that saw him kick the winning penalty for Senegal as they claimed their first Africa Cup of Nations title and repeat the feat when they secured the World Cup qualification.

Sadio once said "I don't pay too much attention to much attention to buying expensive cars and or smart devices. My priority is to always make sure my people (Senegal) go to their beds with better food, better hospital services and schools. I won't rest until I make a better impact in my community. And am proud of other footballers who spoil themselves with luxury cars and apartments. It's their money, they deserve to spend it in their own way. In the future I might also be able to buy luxury things but for now, I want everyone to be in better conditions back home".

Sadio Mane has received France Football's inaugural Socrates Award, in recognition of his charity work in his native Senegal. Mane, 30, is accustomed to writing headlines on the pitch, but it's his continued efforts off it that are making the biggest difference

Anyone one has the right to spend their money which ever way they want. Others choose to spend it to better other people's lives, others choose to spend it to work for them while others want to show others that they actually have the money. Remember time is money. Stop wasting your energy on things that don't even matter. Physical appearance, height or complexion matter 1% for success. The rest of the 99% is your hard and smart work. At the end of the day focus on things that bring you fulfillment. Viktor Frankl said, "When a person can't find a deep sense of meaning, they distract themselves with pleasure". Remember you are enough.

A lot of people keep their feelings to themselves because they're tired of pouring their hearts out to the wrong person.

It's how we see the world that keeps the darkness beyond at bay. Keeps it from pouring through and devouring us. I think all of us might know that, way down deep.

This is exciting — and it’s this responsiveness, more than anything, that animated so much of yesterday’s outpouring of excitement and energy, and sense of optimism and relief.

But Democratic leaders have to keep going. Back to design systems for a moment: Design is not simply what users see. It’s a process, tested and refined, for identifying and solving collective problems.