• 1. IN NIGERIA U WILL SEE SOMEONE WATCHING A MOVIE AND BE LIKE MUMU WALK FAST DEY ARE COMING


    2. LADIES IS UR BF STINGY?ARE U TIRED OF HIM?DO U DESERVE BETTER?HURRY UP NOW AND GET A JOB, LEAVE SOMEONE SON ALONE, SATAN


    3. I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me.
    It's Over between us


    4. Hi! I am Lucy, early dis morning, I mistakenly transfered #850,000 to ur account.
    Pls, be human and kindly send d money back. Tanx!

    *ME Ahh
    I'm very sorry ma, u're chatting with a dog.


    5. You never build house, you never buy car, you never marry. But before 8pm you don sleep. Hello, wetin dey give you this peace of mind?*

    6. HER:MY HEART BEATS FOR U
    *
    ME: OSHEY SCHOOL DRUM


    7. Nobody is more serious in life than an Ijebu woman pricing something in the market
    *


    8. The way graduates are into POS business in Nigeria I think POS course should be added in our universities*


    9. So Police dog when see our dog they see unemployed dog


    10. Sometimes, I wonder if Bobrisky gets home, removes his wig and clothes and be like "This thing don taya me sef"*


    11. When your husband cooks and wash the dishes, he is romantic

    But when your brother does the same to his wife

    It's Juju 🖐

    When you offer me food and I say No, kindly repeat, I was just shy at first


    12. How you go post twerk video, still carry emoji cover the yansh


    13. Stop skipping my posts, am not your ex. I did nothing bad to you

    Master Mike
    😂🐐⏰ 1. IN NIGERIA U WILL SEE SOMEONE WATCHING A MOVIE AND BE LIKE MUMU WALK FAST DEY ARE COMING 🤣🤣 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 2. LADIES IS UR BF STINGY?ARE U TIRED OF HIM?DO U DESERVE BETTER?HURRY UP NOW AND GET A JOB, LEAVE SOMEONE SON ALONE, SATAN🤔🧐 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 3. I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's Over between us🤨🤨 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 4. Hi! I am Lucy, early dis morning, I mistakenly transfered #850,000 to ur account. Pls, be human and kindly send d money back. Tanx!🙏 *ME 😗 Ahh😳 I'm very sorry ma, u're chatting with a dog.😜😜🤪🤪 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 5. You never build house, you never buy car, you never marry. But before 8pm you don sleep. Hello, wetin dey give you this peace of mind?*😦 🤔 6. HER:MY HEART BEATS FOR U * ME: OSHEY SCHOOL DRUM🤣🤣 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 7. Nobody is more serious in life than an Ijebu woman pricing something in the market 🤣🤣🤣 * 🚶🚶🚶🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ 8. The way graduates are into POS business in Nigeria I think POS course should be added in our universities* 😂 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 9. So Police dog when see our dog they see unemployed dog 🤔 ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ 10. Sometimes, I wonder if Bobrisky gets home, removes his wig and clothes and be like "This thing don taya me sef"* 😩 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 11. When your husband cooks and wash the dishes, he is romantic But when your brother does the same to his wife It's Juju 🙄🖐 When you offer me food and I say No, kindly repeat, I was just shy at first 🥺 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 12. How you go post twerk video, still carry emoji cover the yansh 😒🙄 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 13. Stop skipping my posts, am not your ex😏. I did nothing bad to you 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 Master Mike
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  • Living a private life has nothing to do with pride it's just a way to avoid nonsensé
    Living a private life has nothing to do with pride it's just a way to avoid nonsensé
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  • Life gives you pain in every which way
    Sometimes you also lose your say
    But if you have the hope to go
    Nothing can stop you nor can you be slow
    Keep going and you shall reach there
    Keep going and things will be fine
    You will know that it is destined,
    A reason why things were destined,
    Just keep going strong!
    Life gives you pain in every which way Sometimes you also lose your say But if you have the hope to go Nothing can stop you nor can you be slow Keep going and you shall reach there Keep going and things will be fine You will know that it is destined, A reason why things were destined, Just keep going strong!
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  • We are nothing but pencil in the hand of the writer
    We are nothing but pencil 📝✏️ in the hand of the writer
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  • Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. The slogan ‘Press On’ has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.
    Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. The slogan ‘Press On’ has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.
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  • #nothing is impossible,the word itself says I am possible #...
    #nothing is impossible,the word itself says I am possible #...
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  • When you fully experience God’s love, you have nothing to fear.
    When you fully experience God’s love, you have nothing to fear.
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  • INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES FOR YOU

    1. Once you’ve matured you realize silence is more important than proving a point.

    2. Be a good person. But don’t waste your time proving it.

    3. Be strong enough to stand alone, smart enough to know when you need help, and brave enough to ask for it.

    4. There are people we meet in life that makes everything seems magical. Cherish them.

    5. Be aware and conscious of everything around you.

    6. Nothing is worth it if you aren't happy.

    7. The less you respond to negative people, the more peaceful your life will become.

    8. As people dey advice you, make dem try dey do transfer...E no easy to turn a new leaf.

    Credit; Inspirational quotes
    INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES FOR YOU 🙂 1. Once you’ve matured you realize silence is more important than proving a point. 2. Be a good person. But don’t waste your time proving it. 3. Be strong enough to stand alone, smart enough to know when you need help, and brave enough to ask for it. 4. There are people we meet in life that makes everything seems magical. Cherish them. 5. Be aware and conscious of everything around you. 6. Nothing is worth it if you aren't happy. 7. The less you respond to negative people, the more peaceful your life will become. 8. As people dey advice you, make dem try dey do transfer...E no easy to turn a new leaf. Credit; Inspirational quotes 💜
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  • Just hustle, and always remember you are not loved when you have nothing to offer.
    Just hustle, and always remember you are not loved when you have nothing to offer.
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  • THIS IS SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU

    Find out what...

    So I had some oranges for the night but, before I could enjoyed it, I needed to peel of the bark completely to get to the juicy part.

    It was stressful and I was beginning to lose interest but the thought of the sweet juices kept me going.

    I could easily had cut the oranges in to two to suck out the juice or peel them roughly and that would have affected the taste.

    This is the case with most of us. We want something but do not want to work for it or we get tired too quickly while working for it.

    From the moment I realized that nothing good comes easy, I had a mindset shift.

    There is commensurate amount of efforts required from you to perfect what God has already done.

    To harvest bountifully, you have to plant some seeds for God to send rain on, make the whether favorable to and cause the rapid and sustained multiplication of the seeds.

    To be found as a woman, you have to be somewhere, doing whatsoever. As a man too, to find a wife, you will be going about for a thing and then boom, she appears.

    To eat food, you must first cook by assembling the ingredients and putting them together one after the other.

    There is a Price to pay for the glory. Imagine, for our Salvation, Jesus needed to come and die.

    I am taking this time to cite all of these scenarios so you can understand this properly. To be gainfully employed, you need to prepare a CV, you need to apply to organisations and wait for call ups.

    To be healed, you will need to pray to God or go to the hospital and follow through with taking you medications.

    The grace of God that is available to us does not stop or invalidate work. Also, you cannot love God alone by saying it, you must demonstrate it by working.

    Beloved, you can become anything you desire if you do your part well. There is always something you can do to get what you want.

    You might not get it right at once, However, little and consistent efforts over time yield greatly. Do not give up now.

    Do what you can by giving your best always and leave the rest. GOD IS FAITHFUL. He will not abandon you. He is a rewarder of diligence.

    I hope this encourages you today?

    ❤️THIS IS SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU❤️ Find out what... So I had some oranges for the night but, before I could enjoyed it, I needed to peel of the bark completely to get to the juicy part. It was stressful and I was beginning to lose interest but the thought of the sweet juices kept me going. I could easily had cut the oranges in to two to suck out the juice or peel them roughly and that would have affected the taste. This is the case with most of us. We want something but do not want to work for it or we get tired too quickly while working for it. From the moment I realized that nothing good comes easy, I had a mindset shift. There is commensurate amount of efforts required from you to perfect what God has already done. To harvest bountifully, you have to plant some seeds for God to send rain on, make the whether favorable to and cause the rapid and sustained multiplication of the seeds. To be found as a woman, you have to be somewhere, doing whatsoever. As a man too, to find a wife, you will be going about for a thing and then boom, she appears. To eat food, you must first cook by assembling the ingredients and putting them together one after the other. There is a Price to pay for the glory. Imagine, for our Salvation, Jesus needed to come and die. I am taking this time to cite all of these scenarios so you can understand this properly. To be gainfully employed, you need to prepare a CV, you need to apply to organisations and wait for call ups. To be healed, you will need to pray to God or go to the hospital and follow through with taking you medications. The grace of God that is available to us does not stop or invalidate work. Also, you cannot love God alone by saying it, you must demonstrate it by working. Beloved, you can become anything you desire if you do your part well. There is always something you can do to get what you want. You might not get it right at once, However, little and consistent efforts over time yield greatly. Do not give up now. Do what you can by giving your best always and leave the rest. GOD IS FAITHFUL. He will not abandon you. He is a rewarder of diligence. I hope this encourages you today?
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