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If the weather cold, hug the cold, smile or laugh....You are preparing yourself for obodoyibo #joke

Hospital ka amla Sheikh kay peechay bagh raha tha. logon nay poocha kia howa? Doctor: Char(4) bar aisa howa, yeh dimagh kay operation kay bahanay aata hey aur tind kerwa kay bagh jata hey Sheikh Jokes

This is why Christianity is gradually looking like a joke, imagine Bob quoting Bible, if I talk now una go say ‘judge not so you will not be judged’. As far as I’m concerned, someone like Bobrisky is not supposed to be quoting the Bible because it’s making m0ckery of the Christian religion and whatever it represents. Bob has broken the rules of Christianity and does not have right to quote the scriptures. Same way Ash@wo, cr!minals, yahoo yahoo people, politicians, di@bolic and w!cked people are always quoting Bible when they know they’re not worthy to considering their shady deals. This is why the whole thing looks like a joke because I still don’t understand why people don’t fear God anymore. If the Bible is truly a ’HOLY BOOK’ as we were told, people like Bobrisky and others who makes a living through questionable characters shouldn’t be using the word of God in vain. I am of the opinion that if one is not truly born again in truth and spirit, you have no right to hide under the Holy book. If you have a questionable character, leave God and Bible out of it and face your deals, is not when you people enter trouble, you suddenly remember the God and Bible you didn’t know before.

Them dey use joke tell you their mind, you dey laugh

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It is a serious thing to live in a society of possible gods and goddesses, to remember that the dullest and most uninteresting person you talk to may one day be a creature which...you would be strongly tempted to worship, or else a horror and a corruption such as you now meet, if at all, only in a nightmare. All day long we are in some degree, helping each other to one or other of these destinations. It is in light of these overwhelming possibilities, it is with the awe and circumspection proper to them, that we should conduct all our dealings with one another, all friendships, all loves, all play, all politics. There are no ordinary people. You have never talked to a mere mortal. Nations, cultures, arts, civilization--these are mortal, and their life is to ours as the life of a gnat. But it is immortals whom we joke with, work with, marry, snub, and exploit--immortal horrors or everlasting splendors.

An old woman boarded a bus to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver: "Driver, please, when we reach Benin tell me o".. she said. The driver nodded and then she shouted again: "My children, una hear wetin I tell am?" Everybody responded: "Yes, Mama." On the long journey to Lagos, everybody slept off and forgot about Mama's request. After several hours of driving and then close to Lagos, with Benin about four hours behind, the old woman asked: "Driver, you never reach Benin since?" "Ooooh! Mama, Benin is like four hours behind us".. the driver said. "Ahhh! take me back to Benin, abeg, I no wan wahala o".. the woman shouted in fear. Considering the age of the woman, the passengers agreed that the driver should turn back to Benin. #Naijagist On getting to Benin, the driver came down, opened the door and told the woman she was in Benin. The woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out two tablets of Panadol and swallowed them with water. She then smiled and said: "Thank you, my son. Na my daughter say when I reach Benin, make I drink two tablets of Panadol. "I don take am now, oya make we dey go Lagos” IF YOU WERE THE DRIVER WHAT WILL YOU DO 💀 Am always trying to make you smile pls encourage me by Adding or Following me for more jokes _NNaija Gist

💖💖💖💖🌅 An American man walked into a restaurant in London. As soon as he entered, he noticed an African man sitting in the corner. So he walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! I am buying food for everyone in this restaurant, except that black African guy over there!" So the waiter collected the moneyx from the man and began serving free food to everyone in the restaurant, except the African. However, instead of becoming upset, the African simply looked up at the American and #Naijagist shouted, "Thank you!" That infuriated the man. So once again, the American took out his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine and additional food for everyone in this bar, except for that African sitting in the corner over there!" So the waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food and wine to everyone in the bar except the African. When the waiter finished serving the food and drinks, once again, instead of becoming angry, the African simply smiled at the American man and shouted, "Thank you!" That made the American man furious. So he leaned over on the counter and said to the waiter, "What is wrong with that African man? I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except him, but instead of becoming angry, he just sits there and smiles at me and shouts 'Thank you.' Is he mad???" The waiter smiled at the American and said, "No, he is not mad. He is the owner of this restaurant. May your enemies work unknowingly in your favour.😍😍😍😍😇 Please kindly click the follow button on my profile for more interesting jokes daily 🙏🙏🙏 God bless you abundantly as you do so.. HAPPY SUNDAY 😘_Naija GistNaija Gist

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