• "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised! Sometimes a punchline is just what you need. Share your favorite jokes below! #ComedyGold #JokesOnYou"
    "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ Sometimes a punchline is just what you need. Share your favorite jokes below! #ComedyGold #JokesOnYou"
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  • FACT ABOUT SHY PEOPLE
    Example: myself

    1. They can talk and chat openly even crack jokes with you on social media but in real life they are ice

    2. They fit pass you for road simply because of their shyness๐Ÿ™๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ. They can stay indoors for weeks without minding

    3. Very calculative, clingy, little touch of hot temper, romantic with one they love. They hardly fall in love but once they fall, it's over because they don't joke with that person

    4. They hardly cheat. Before you see them, dem don see you(so sensitive). They can read people's mind before you could say it, they rarely have friends and associate in any activities, always not comfortable staying in a place full of people and always like staying alone๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ.

    5. They hardly talk in the midst of people but talkative when they are with their lovely one.
    People usually sees them as too proud people but they are not.

    6. They can endure alot but don't push them or take them for granted because once they decide, you have lost them kpatakpataโœŒ๐Ÿฝ.

    7. They are too emotional. They don't easily forget bad things someone did to them.

    8. They hardly share their problems to anybody or ask people for assistance no matter what they are passing through

    9. You won't easily observe the kind of person untill you get closer to them
    They are unpredictable and stubborn

    If you're in this table, gather here let's know ourselves.

    FACT ABOUT SHY PEOPLE Example: myself ๐Ÿ˜‚ 1. They can talk and chat openly even crack jokes with you on social media but in real life they are ice๐Ÿ˜ฉ 2. They fit pass you for road simply because of their shyness๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป‍โ™€๏ธ. They can stay indoors for weeks without minding๐Ÿคฆ‍โ™€๏ธ 3. Very calculative, clingy, little touch of hot temper, romantic with one they love. They hardly fall in love but once they fall, it's over because they don't joke with that person๐Ÿ˜˜ 4. They hardly cheat๐Ÿ’ฏ. Before you see them, dem don see you(so sensitive). They can read people's mind before you could say it, they rarely have friends and associate in any activities, always not comfortable staying in a place full of people and always like staying alone๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ. 5. They hardly talk in the midst of people but talkative when they are with their lovely one. People usually sees them as too proud people but they are not. 6. They can endure alot but don't push them or take them for granted because once they decide๐Ÿค”, you have lost them kpatakpataโœŒ๐Ÿฝ. 7. They are too emotional๐Ÿ˜ฅ. They don't easily forget bad things someone did to them๐ŸŒ. 8. They hardly share their problems to anybody or ask people for assistance no matter what they are passing through๐Ÿ˜’ 9. You won't easily observe the kind of person untill you get closer to them๐Ÿค— They are unpredictable and stubborn๐Ÿ˜Ž If you're in this table, gather here let's know ourselves. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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  • Never post ur achievements.
    Post stupid stuff nd jokes so dey will think U hav no future. People hate progress seriously
    Never post ur achievements.๐Ÿ’ช Post stupid stuff nd jokes so dey will think U hav no future. People hate progress seriously
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  • Never post ur achievements.
    Post stupid stuff nd jokes so dey will think U hav no future. People hate progress seriously
    Never post ur achievements.๐Ÿ’ช Post stupid stuff nd jokes so dey will think U hav no future. People hate progress seriously
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  • The truth of life is hidden in all jokes that invoke the stroke of laughter of most people.

    The truth of life is hidden in all jokes that invoke the stroke of laughter of most people.
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  • MY SUGAR MUMMY

    Episode 5: A Shift in Focus

    Baby Mariam story

    “The girl couldn’t stop flirting with him.”

    “And why does that bother you so much?” Amaka asked pointedly. “Isn’t this the point of your plan? To get him ready for Ada? Or are you starting to have feelings for him yourself?”

    Nkechi froze, the question cutting deeper than she expected. She shook her head firmly. “Of course not. This is about Ada. I just need everything to go as planned.”

    But as she lay in bed that night, Nkechi couldn’t help but wonder if she was lying to herself. Meanwhile, Chidi found himself thinking about Ifeoma’s bright smile and engaging conversation. For the first time, his thoughts drifted away from Nkechi, adding yet another layer of complexity to an already tangled web

    The following week brought an unexpected change in Chidi’s demeanor. Nkechi noticed he seemed distracted during their usual interactions. He completed his tasks diligently but was less responsive to her jokes and casual conversations. Nkechi’s curiosity grew, and she decided to address it.

    “Chidi, is everything all right?” she asked one afternoon while they were organizing inventory in the boutique.

    Chidi hesitated before responding. “I’m fine, ma. Just a lot on my mind.”

    Nkechi frowned, sensing he wasn’t being entirely truthful. “Is it about work? Or…something else?”

    “It’s nothing serious,” Chidi replied, avoiding her gaze. Nkechi decided not to press further, but her unease lingered.

    Unbeknownst to Nkechi, Chidi had been in touch with Ifeoma. Their chance meeting at the boutique had sparked a connection, and they’d exchanged numbers. Ifeoma’s lively personality and genuine interest in his life had been a refreshing change for Chidi, who often felt overwhelmed by Nkechi’s intense presence.

    One evening, Ifeoma invited Chidi out for drinks. They met at a cozy bar, where their conversation flowed effortlessly. Chidi found himself laughing and opening up about his struggles and ambitions. Ifeoma listened attentively, her warmth putting him at ease.

    Back at home, Nkechi grew restless. She’d called Chidi earlier to discuss an upcoming event, but his phone had gone unanswered. She told herself it wasn’t a big deal, but a nagging feeling of insecurity crept in. What if Chidi was slipping away from her grasp?

    The next day, Nkechi’s suspicions were confirmed when she overheard Bola gossiping with another employee. “Chidi went out with Ifeoma last night. They looked so good together,” Bola said with a sly smile.

    Nkechi’s heart sank. She realized she was losing control of the situation. Her plan, which had seemed so foolproof, was now riddled with complications. Ada’s impending return, Ifeoma’s involvement, and Chidi’s shifting focus were creating a perfect storm.

    Determined to regain control, Nkechi decided to confront Chidi. That evening, she invited him to dinner at her home. As they sat down to eat, Nkechi leaned forward and said, “Chidi, I need to know where your priorities lie. Have you been distracted lately?”

    Chidi looked up, surprised by her directness. “Ma, I…I don’t understand.”

    “I mean, are you still focused on your work here? Or have other…interests taken precedence?” she asked, her tone sharper than she intended.

    Chidi’s expression hardened. “Ma, I appreciate everything you’ve done for me, but I don’t think it’s fair to question my dedication. I’ve always given my best.”

    Nkechi nodded, masking her frustration. “I’m only looking out for you, Chidi. You have so much potential, and I don’t want you to lose sight of your goals.”

    As they continued their meal, an uneasy silence settled between them. Nkechi realized that her grip on the situation was slipping, and for the first time, she wondered if her plan would backfire. Meanwhile, Chidi’s thoughts drifted back to Ifeoma, whose laughter and kindness had brought him a sense of clarity he hadn’t felt in a long time.

    The tangled web of emotions was tightening, and the stakes were higher than ever...

    Continued....

    @Everyone
    #Daloaders
    MY SUGAR MUMMY Episode 5: A Shift in Focus Baby Mariam story “The girl couldn’t stop flirting with him.” “And why does that bother you so much?” Amaka asked pointedly. “Isn’t this the point of your plan? To get him ready for Ada? Or are you starting to have feelings for him yourself?” Nkechi froze, the question cutting deeper than she expected. She shook her head firmly. “Of course not. This is about Ada. I just need everything to go as planned.” But as she lay in bed that night, Nkechi couldn’t help but wonder if she was lying to herself. Meanwhile, Chidi found himself thinking about Ifeoma’s bright smile and engaging conversation. For the first time, his thoughts drifted away from Nkechi, adding yet another layer of complexity to an already tangled web The following week brought an unexpected change in Chidi’s demeanor. Nkechi noticed he seemed distracted during their usual interactions. He completed his tasks diligently but was less responsive to her jokes and casual conversations. Nkechi’s curiosity grew, and she decided to address it. “Chidi, is everything all right?” she asked one afternoon while they were organizing inventory in the boutique. Chidi hesitated before responding. “I’m fine, ma. Just a lot on my mind.” Nkechi frowned, sensing he wasn’t being entirely truthful. “Is it about work? Or…something else?” “It’s nothing serious,” Chidi replied, avoiding her gaze. Nkechi decided not to press further, but her unease lingered. Unbeknownst to Nkechi, Chidi had been in touch with Ifeoma. Their chance meeting at the boutique had sparked a connection, and they’d exchanged numbers. Ifeoma’s lively personality and genuine interest in his life had been a refreshing change for Chidi, who often felt overwhelmed by Nkechi’s intense presence. One evening, Ifeoma invited Chidi out for drinks. They met at a cozy bar, where their conversation flowed effortlessly. Chidi found himself laughing and opening up about his struggles and ambitions. Ifeoma listened attentively, her warmth putting him at ease. Back at home, Nkechi grew restless. She’d called Chidi earlier to discuss an upcoming event, but his phone had gone unanswered. She told herself it wasn’t a big deal, but a nagging feeling of insecurity crept in. What if Chidi was slipping away from her grasp? The next day, Nkechi’s suspicions were confirmed when she overheard Bola gossiping with another employee. “Chidi went out with Ifeoma last night. They looked so good together,” Bola said with a sly smile. Nkechi’s heart sank. She realized she was losing control of the situation. Her plan, which had seemed so foolproof, was now riddled with complications. Ada’s impending return, Ifeoma’s involvement, and Chidi’s shifting focus were creating a perfect storm. Determined to regain control, Nkechi decided to confront Chidi. That evening, she invited him to dinner at her home. As they sat down to eat, Nkechi leaned forward and said, “Chidi, I need to know where your priorities lie. Have you been distracted lately?” Chidi looked up, surprised by her directness. “Ma, I…I don’t understand.” “I mean, are you still focused on your work here? Or have other…interests taken precedence?” she asked, her tone sharper than she intended. Chidi’s expression hardened. “Ma, I appreciate everything you’ve done for me, but I don’t think it’s fair to question my dedication. I’ve always given my best.” Nkechi nodded, masking her frustration. “I’m only looking out for you, Chidi. You have so much potential, and I don’t want you to lose sight of your goals.” As they continued their meal, an uneasy silence settled between them. Nkechi realized that her grip on the situation was slipping, and for the first time, she wondered if her plan would backfire. Meanwhile, Chidi’s thoughts drifted back to Ifeoma, whose laughter and kindness had brought him a sense of clarity he hadn’t felt in a long time. The tangled web of emotions was tightening, and the stakes were higher than ever... Continued.... @Everyone #Daloaders
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  • Goodnight jokes

    1. I don learn another romantic words today.... Baby chew me like grass, because you're the only ewu Hausa in my heart

    2. One fine girl just dey look me today, I think say she like me until she say "you look like Keke man wey carry my change and run

    3. So because you're the new choir leader, ALMIGHTY GOD is now ALMARI GAD.... It's okay, continue

    4. You are inside the police van and you're waving me.... Which day that kind friendship start

    5. Impregnating a girl in Europe is so nice that her parents will even buy you a car, but try it in Nigeria... the curse alone will change your destiny

    6. When I started Facebook, I sent a friend request to a fine girl and she accepted. I was very happy until she asked me to send her MTN credit

    7. Stop asking me what I do for living, do you think living in Nigeria is easy, I live in Nigeria for living

    8. How Chinese people choose their kids name is very simple.... Just throw their pot or pans down the stair case and listen to the sound, "Ding-Ping-Wong-Chung-Feng"

    9. Some girls will not kill me oo.... Which one is "happy engagement dear! more rings to your finger"

    10. Dear maths, thank you for wasting my precious time in secondary school.... I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use x²+y+8[(x+2y²=a-z)]+2x³+(-2z=24)+10y-5z³=k=9 in real life. Idiot

    Goodnight jokes๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜† 1. I don learn another romantic words today.... Baby chew me like grass๐Ÿ˜, because you're the only ewu ๐Ÿ Hausa in my heart๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 2. One fine girl just dey look me today, I think say she like me until she say "you look like Keke man wey carry my change and run๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 3. So because you're the new choir leader, ALMIGHTY GOD is now ALMARI GAD.... It's okay, continue๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 4. You are inside the police van and you're waving me.... Which day that kind friendship start๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 5. Impregnating a girl in Europe is so nice that her parents will even buy you a car, but try it in Nigeria... the curse alone will change your destiny๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 6. When I started Facebook, I sent a friend request to a fine girl and she accepted. I was very happy๐Ÿ˜ until she asked me to send her MTN credit๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 7. Stop asking me what I do for living, do you think living in Nigeria is easy, I live in Nigeria for living๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 8. How Chinese people choose their kids name is very simple.... Just throw๐Ÿ’ their pot or pans down the stair case and listen to the sound, "Ding-Ping-Wong-Chung-Feng" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 9. Some girls will not kill me oo.... Which one is "happy engagement dear! more rings to your finger๐Ÿ˜Š" ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 10. Dear maths, thank you for wasting my precious time in secondary school.... I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use x²+y+8[(x+2y²=a-z)]+2x³+(-2z=24)+10y-5z³=k=9 in real life. Idiot๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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  • _Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!_

    _Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!_

    _Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!_

    _What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!_

    _Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!_

    _Why don't lobsters share? Because they're shellfish!_

    _What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!_

    _Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!_

    _Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!_

    _What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!_
    _Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!_ _Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!_ _Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!_ _What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!_ _Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!_ _Why don't lobsters share? Because they're shellfish!_ _What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!_ _Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!_ _Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!_ _What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!_
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  • I WAS MAKING JOKES

    Was In My RoomTrying To PostMy Jokes As Usual When My MotherCalled Me Okoson! Okoson!! Yes Mummy...
    Mom: GoAnd Warm The Soup In The Kitchen, Your Fatherwants to Eat It. He'll Soon Be Back From Work.
    Okoson: Okay Mom
    I WentTo The Kitchen To Put The Soup on The FireThen WentBack To My RoomTo Continue Making My Posts.
    30 Minutes Later...
    Mom: ๐Ÿ—ฃ Okoson!!!!! What Is Smelling? You've Burnt The Soup!..
    I Run To The Kitchen To Check The SoupAnd Saw That The SoupWas Totally Burntโ€โ™‚..Then my FatherCame Back.
    Dad: Ei Okoson You've BurntFoodAgain In This HouseRight?Give Me That Phone( He Takes A Look At The PhoneAnd Saw That I Was Making A Post)
    Dad: So You Were Busy Making Posts Right? Now Listen To Me, Any Numbers Of Likes, Comments or Shares You Get On This PostIs The Amount Of Slaps๐Ÿ– You'll Receive From Me Today๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚.
    So Please Friends, Family, Brothers, Sisters, Facebook Users๐Ÿ™† ..... Please Don't Like Or Comment on this Post If you love Me....
    Just Read And Pass.
    PLEASE HAVE MERCY
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚ I WAS MAKING JOKES๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿคฃ Was In My Roomโ˜บ๏ธTrying To Post๐Ÿ“ฒMy Jokes As Usual When My Mother๐Ÿ‘ฉ‍๐ŸฆฐCalled Me๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Okoson! Okoson!! Yes Mummy๐Ÿ™„... Mom๐Ÿ‘ฉ‍๐Ÿฆฐ: Go๐ŸšถAnd Warm The Soup๐Ÿฅ˜ In The Kitchen, Your Father๐Ÿ‘จ‍๐Ÿฆฐwants to Eat It.๐Ÿ’ He'll Soon Be Back From Work. Okoson๐Ÿ‘ฉ‍๐Ÿ’ผ: Okay Mom๐Ÿ™„ I Went๐ŸƒTo The Kitchen To Put The Soup๐Ÿฅ˜ on The Fire๐Ÿ”ฅThen Went๐Ÿƒ๐ŸƒBack To My Room๐Ÿ˜ŠTo Continue Making My Posts๐Ÿ“ฒ. ๐Ÿ™†30 Minutes Later... Mom๐Ÿ‘ฉ‍๐Ÿฆฐ: ๐Ÿ—ฃ Okoson!!๐Ÿ‘ฉ‍๐Ÿ’ผ!!! What Is Smelling๐Ÿ™„? You've Burnt๐Ÿ”ฅ The Soup๐Ÿฅ˜!.. ๐Ÿ™† I Run๐Ÿƒ To The Kitchen To Check The Soup๐Ÿฅ˜And Saw๐Ÿ‘€ That The Soup๐Ÿฅ˜Was Totally Burnt๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ™†‍โ™‚..Then my Father๐Ÿ‘จ‍๐ŸฆฐCame Back๐Ÿšถ. Dad๐Ÿ‘จ‍๐Ÿฆฐ: Ei Okoson ๐Ÿ‘ฉ‍๐Ÿ’ผYou've Burnt๐Ÿ”ฅFood๐Ÿฅ˜Again In This House๐ŸกRight?๐Ÿ˜ Give Me That Phone๐Ÿ“ฑ( He Takes A Look At The Phone๐Ÿ“ฑAnd Saw๐Ÿ‘€ That I Was Making A Post๐Ÿ“ฒ) Dad๐Ÿ‘จ‍๐Ÿฆฐ: So You Were Busy Making Posts Right? ๐Ÿค”Now Listen To Me๐Ÿ™†, Any Numbers๐Ÿ”ข Of Likes๐Ÿ‘, Comments๐Ÿ’ฌ or Sharesโ†ฉ๏ธ You Get On This Post๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†Is The Amount Of Slaps๐Ÿ– You'll Receive From Me Today๐Ÿคท‍โ™‚. So Please Friends, Family, Brothers, Sisters, Facebook Users๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ..... Please ๐Ÿ™Don't Like๐Ÿ‘ Or Comment๐Ÿ’ฌ on this Post If you love Me๐Ÿ˜ญ.... ๐Ÿ˜Š Just Read And Pass. PLEASE HAVE MERCY
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  • Just Laugh

    1. WOMEN AND D*CK
    ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚
    A lady went to a Doctor and complained that her husband's p*nis is too long. She said, "Whenever he inserts it in my p*ssy ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ it's so long that it touches my heart".
    The Doctor replied, "Okay, bring him, I'll operate it and make it smaller."
    The lady shouted; "Nooooooh for what? Just shift my heart up a little....."
    ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿพ
    (Wait for 2)

    YOU WILL NEVER LACK ANYTHING IN LIFE AS YOU TAP AND JOIN THE GROUP BELOW
    ๐Ÿ‘‰ UNLIMITED JOKES AND STORIES


    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Just Laugh๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 1. WOMEN AND D*CK ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพ‍โ™‚๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพ‍โ™‚๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰ A lady went to a Doctor and complained that her husband's p*nis is too long. She said, "Whenever he inserts it in my p*ssy ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ it's so long that it touches my heart". The Doctor replied, "Okay, bring him, I'll operate it and make it smaller." The lady shouted; "Nooooooh ๐Ÿ˜ณ for what? Just shift my heart up a little....." ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿพ‍โ™‚๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿพ‍โ™‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿพ (Wait for 2) YOU WILL NEVER LACK ANYTHING IN LIFE AS YOU TAP AND JOIN THE GROUP BELOW ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡ ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿฅบ UNLIMITED JOKES ๐Ÿคฃ AND STORIES โœ… ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†
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