And he said, Bring it near to me, and I will eat of my son's venison, that my soul may bless thee. And he brought it near to him, and he did eat: and he brought him wine, and he drank.

I pray all my dawgs make it, even if its before me it don’t matter …

The goat is coming regardless…

One thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain.

My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?.

I know you want people to love you, but being nice is not how to achieve that. Being nice only makes people use you. Just be yourself, and the right people will love you. But if you are nice, people will use you, and nobody but your mother will love you. Be wise, and don't be nice. If anyone was not picking up your call when you were struggling, you, too, ignore their call now that you are winning. Niceness is not a gift or fruit of the Spirit. It is often a fruit of an inferiority complex!

Do you know how mature Lagbaja’s circle of friends has to be for his identity to not be public after all these years as a Nigerian?

Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world...