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    Few years ago I asked a lady out for a lunch date through Facebook, She said she was going to bring her friend along since it was our first meeting.

    Abike and I have been chatting for a while now, so it was only nice i got to know her better. And I had already started catching feelings online

    So on the day for the date, I got prepared for it.

    I wore my best suit. I needed to Impress her. When I got to the restaurant which she choosed I was shocked; because it looked expensive.

    They have already ordered for two bottles of wine. One for her and her friend and one for me.

    I wanted leaving because I could not afford the wine. But Abike told me to calm down, that this was her treat since she is the one that choosed the restaurant.

    I was impressed but again uncomfortable, was this a set up? Many thoughts ran through my mind.

    During the lunch date we ate and drank. We had fun.

    Everything went perfectly. After the lunch I followed them to the Uber that took them home.

    That afternoon became my happiest moment. She just paid for our food and she didn't even ask me for Transport fare back home. 100% wife material i screamed out as uber drove off.

    So I went to my friends house to tell him about my date experience. I met him laying on the bed. And immediately i woke him up. Jide guy. I have found the one. I told Jide. Guy what's the problem? Jide asked me still waking up from sleep.

    Bro I went to that restaurant, Abike brought plus one as I told you. We ate, we drank and she paid for it. She didn't ask me for a dime. I said excited. You took a girl out on your first date and she paid? She didn't ask you to pay? Jide asked me. Yes na. To shock you even more as they were going, she ordered uber. I said. I know it. So you paid for the uber? Jide asked me. Oga allow me finish first. She ordered uber and she paid for it. I didn't pay. Guy I am calling this girl now to ask her to be my girlfriend. Like guy i have found the one. I said.

    Immediately my phone started ringing. It was Abike calling. Hello sweetheart Am in your house now. Where are you? Abike asked me over the phone. My friends house. What are you doing in my house? I asked confused. Come on babe. I just moved in. Please can you come home? The sun is too hot. Abike said. Guy what's going on? Jide asked me, I mute the call. Guy its Abike my Facebook date. She is in my house with her belongings. Omo bro you are a married man like this o. Jide said. I unmute the call. Abike are you joking with me? I asked Her over the phone. Babe na. Abike said.

    I had to hurriedly leave Jide's house and went to my own house. Behold I saw Abike sitting on my corridor with her bags and other stuffs.

    I blinked my eye to be sure of what I was seeing. I didn't remember asking her to be my girlfriend why this drama. What are you doing here? I asked Abike. Is that how you welcome your wife to be? Abike asked me smiling.

    Anyways I came for us to prepare for our wedding. Abike said as she left out an evil smile.

    From there i knew there was problem.
    STORY TIME ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ NOTE:if you see dis and read please react and comment for me to continue ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ Few years ago I asked a lady out for a lunch date through Facebook, She said she was going to bring her friend along since it was our first meeting. Abike and I have been chatting for a while now, so it was only nice i got to know her better. And I had already started catching feelings online So on the day for the date, I got prepared for it. I wore my best suit. I needed to Impress her. When I got to the restaurant which she choosed I was shocked; because it looked expensive. They have already ordered for two bottles of wine. One for her and her friend and one for me. I wanted leaving because I could not afford the wine. But Abike told me to calm down, that this was her treat since she is the one that choosed the restaurant. I was impressed but again uncomfortable, was this a set up? Many thoughts ran through my mind. During the lunch date we ate and drank. We had fun. Everything went perfectly. After the lunch I followed them to the Uber that took them home. That afternoon became my happiest moment. She just paid for our food and she didn't even ask me for Transport fare back home. 100% wife material i screamed out as uber drove off. So I went to my friends house to tell him about my date experience. I met him laying on the bed. And immediately i woke him up. Jide guy. I have found the one. I told Jide. Guy what's the problem? Jide asked me still waking up from sleep. Bro I went to that restaurant, Abike brought plus one as I told you. We ate, we drank and she paid for it. She didn't ask me for a dime. I said excited. You took a girl out on your first date and she paid? She didn't ask you to pay? Jide asked me. Yes na. To shock you even more as they were going, she ordered uber. I said. I know it. So you paid for the uber? Jide asked me. Oga allow me finish first. She ordered uber and she paid for it. I didn't pay. Guy I am calling this girl now to ask her to be my girlfriend. Like guy i have found the one. I said. Immediately my phone started ringing. It was Abike calling. Hello sweetheart Am in your house now. Where are you? Abike asked me over the phone. My friends house. What are you doing in my house? I asked confused. Come on babe. I just moved in. Please can you come home? The sun is too hot. Abike said. Guy what's going on? Jide asked me, I mute the call. Guy its Abike my Facebook date. She is in my house with her belongings. Omo bro you are a married man like this o. Jide said. I unmute the call. Abike are you joking with me? I asked Her over the phone. Babe na. Abike said. I had to hurriedly leave Jide's house and went to my own house. Behold I saw Abike sitting on my corridor with her bags and other stuffs. I blinked my eye to be sure of what I was seeing. I didn't remember asking her to be my girlfriend why this drama. What are you doing here? I asked Abike. Is that how you welcome your wife to be? Abike asked me smiling. Anyways I came for us to prepare for our wedding. Abike said as she left out an evil smile. From there i knew there was problem.
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    The claim that President Bola Tinubu has appointed Senator Bassey Albert Akpan (OBA) as Chairman of the South South Development Commission (SSDC) is false, and there are strong indications it may be a calculated act of blackmail.

    This piece of misinformation originated from a social media post attributed to one Kufre Sam, reportedly a Personal Assistant to the Minister of Gas and Petroleum, Ekperikpe Ekpo. The news went viral when one Victor Sage Thompson posted same information on his verified Facebook timeline.

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    RE: STATE OF THE NATION: President Bola Tinubu appoints Senator Bassey Albert Akpan (OBA) as Chairman - South South Development Commission(SSDC). The claim that President Bola Tinubu has appointed Senator Bassey Albert Akpan (OBA) as Chairman of the South South Development Commission (SSDC) is false, and there are strong indications it may be a calculated act of blackmail. This piece of misinformation originated from a social media post attributed to one Kufre Sam, reportedly a Personal Assistant to the Minister of Gas and Petroleum, Ekperikpe Ekpo. The news went viral when one Victor Sage Thompson posted same information on his verified Facebook timeline. At the time of this report, there has been no official announcement from the Presidency or any credible government source confirming this appointment. The dissemination of this fake news, coupled with its origin, suggests a potential attempt to manipulate public perception or exert undue pressure, which aligns with characteristics of blackmail. Therefore, the news should be disregarded in it entirety as it lacks official verification and appears to be a malicious fabrication. ©๏ธ Independent Reporters, Abuja
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  • I was making yam porridge this afternoon since it was my turn to cook for me and my girlfriend.

    Just as I was pouring palm oil into the boiling water, she suddenly stormed into the kitchen from the backyard where she was doing our laundry, panting like someone who had just finished a marathon race.

    "What is this, Desmond?" she said, waving something across my face.

    "What is it?" I asked, dropping the bottle of palm oil on the kitchen counter.

    "What is this picture doing in the pocket of your trousers?" she held out the thing to me. It was a picture of a smiling lady—my ex-girlfriend, Susanna.

    "Desmond, what is this picture of Susanna doing in your pocket, eh?" she continued in anger.

    Me: It's just a picture.

    Girlfriend: *screaming* It's just a picture what? Desmond, isn't this your ex-girlfriend, Susanna, eh? What are you doing with her picture?

    Me: Baby, it's not what you're thinking.

    Girlfriend: What do you mean it's not what I'm thinking. What man walks around with the picture of their ex-girlfriend?

    Me: I wish you know how much this picture benefits both of us. If you knew, you won't be shouting like this.

    Girlfriend: How does you cheating on me benefit me?! Eh, Desmond? In fact, I think you still like her. I think you still like her.

    Me: No, I actually don't like her. I want her.

    Girlfriend: *her brows crinkle in shock* What?

    Me: Yes, I want her. And I'm not the only person who wants her. The police want her, too. She's a wanted woman.

    Girlfriend: *confused* What do you mean?

    Me: The police want her. She was involved in the kidnapping of a child, so they were distributing pictures of her around.

    Girlfriend: You don't mean this.

    Me: I'm serious. Very serious... *takes the picture from her with a smile*... And I plan to make other copies, as the police want us to make and distribute pictures of her in hopes of catching her. They said they'll reward the person that finds her with 50 million naira.

    Girlfriend: *eyes sparkling* What?

    Me: *waving the picture in her face* This is money! This is moving money. I'm only walking around with this picture in my pocket so I can show it to people and ask if they've seen her. Once I catch her, I'll take her to the police station and take the 50 million naira, which will benefit both of us. Don't you want to drive a car one day? Don't you want to visit the Maldives?

    Girlfriend: *starts smiling* So she's wanted. You should have told me earlier na. I would have helped you distribute the pictures and search for her.

    Me: Yes, she's a wanted, with a bounty of 50 million naira... *hands my girlfriend the picture*... In fact, you should photocopy this picture so you can have a copy to carry around with you when you go around looking for her.

    Girlfriend: I'll certainly do that.

    Me: But if you find her, don't hold her ooo.

    Girlfriend: *confused* Why? I thought you wanted us to catch her.

    Me: You know Susanna is much bigger than you are. She might escape or even beat you. If you find her, just ask for her Facebook name, and maybe her phone number and then bring them to me.

    Girlfriend: Why na?

    Me: I'll submit those details to the police and go with them to arrest her.

    Girlfriend: Oh, I understand now.

    Me: Yes, as I said earlier, I don't like her. I want her. The police wants her.

    Girlfriend: We'll soon be rich.

    Me: Yes, we will. You can go and continue with the clothes you were washing. When you're done, we'll go together to make more copies of this picture.

    *My girlfriend turns and leaves the kitchen to the backyard*

    Me that just escaped:
    I was making yam porridge this afternoon since it was my turn to cook for me and my girlfriend. Just as I was pouring palm oil into the boiling water, she suddenly stormed into the kitchen from the backyard where she was doing our laundry, panting like someone who had just finished a marathon race. "What is this, Desmond?" she said, waving something across my face. "What is it?" I asked, dropping the bottle of palm oil on the kitchen counter. "What is this picture doing in the pocket of your trousers?" she held out the thing to me. It was a picture of a smiling lady—my ex-girlfriend, Susanna. "Desmond, what is this picture of Susanna doing in your pocket, eh?" she continued in anger. Me: It's just a picture. Girlfriend: *screaming* It's just a picture what? Desmond, isn't this your ex-girlfriend, Susanna, eh? What are you doing with her picture? Me: Baby, it's not what you're thinking. Girlfriend: What do you mean it's not what I'm thinking. What man walks around with the picture of their ex-girlfriend? Me: I wish you know how much this picture benefits both of us. If you knew, you won't be shouting like this. Girlfriend: How does you cheating on me benefit me?! Eh, Desmond? In fact, I think you still like her. I think you still like her. Me: No, I actually don't like her. I want her. Girlfriend: *her brows crinkle in shock* What? Me: Yes, I want her. And I'm not the only person who wants her. The police want her, too. She's a wanted woman. Girlfriend: *confused* What do you mean? Me: The police want her. She was involved in the kidnapping of a child, so they were distributing pictures of her around. Girlfriend: You don't mean this. Me: I'm serious. Very serious... *takes the picture from her with a smile*... And I plan to make other copies, as the police want us to make and distribute pictures of her in hopes of catching her. They said they'll reward the person that finds her with 50 million naira. Girlfriend: *eyes sparkling* What? Me: *waving the picture in her face* This is money! This is moving money. I'm only walking around with this picture in my pocket so I can show it to people and ask if they've seen her. Once I catch her, I'll take her to the police station and take the 50 million naira, which will benefit both of us. Don't you want to drive a car one day? Don't you want to visit the Maldives? Girlfriend: *starts smiling* So she's wanted. You should have told me earlier na. I would have helped you distribute the pictures and search for her. Me: Yes, she's a wanted, with a bounty of 50 million naira... *hands my girlfriend the picture*... In fact, you should photocopy this picture so you can have a copy to carry around with you when you go around looking for her. Girlfriend: I'll certainly do that. Me: But if you find her, don't hold her ooo. Girlfriend: *confused* Why? I thought you wanted us to catch her. Me: You know Susanna is much bigger than you are. She might escape or even beat you. If you find her, just ask for her Facebook name, and maybe her phone number and then bring them to me. Girlfriend: Why na? Me: I'll submit those details to the police and go with them to arrest her. Girlfriend: Oh, I understand now. Me: Yes, as I said earlier, I don't like her. I want her. The police wants her. Girlfriend: We'll soon be rich. Me: Yes, we will. You can go and continue with the clothes you were washing. When you're done, we'll go together to make more copies of this picture. *My girlfriend turns and leaves the kitchen to the backyard* Me that just escaped:
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