Let people serve thee, and nations bow down to thee: be lord over thy brethren, and let thy mother's sons bow down to thee: cursed be every one that curseth thee, and blessed be he that blesseth thee.

I pray all my dawgs make it, even if its before me it don’t matter …

The goat is coming regardless…

My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

I know you want people to love you, but being nice is not how to achieve that. Being nice only makes people use you. Just be yourself, and the right people will love you. But if you are nice, people will use you, and nobody but your mother will love you. Be wise, and don't be nice. If anyone was not picking up your call when you were struggling, you, too, ignore their call now that you are winning. Niceness is not a gift or fruit of the Spirit. It is often a fruit of an inferiority complex!

Do you know how mature Lagbaja’s circle of friends has to be for his identity to not be public after all these years as a Nigerian?

So for your mind now your babe wey tell you "goodnight I'm feeling sleepy" don really sleep

Don’t you wish people could be like money, so you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and who are real.

Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.