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  • “Procrastination makes easy things hard and hard things harder.” — Mason Cooley
    “Procrastination makes easy things hard and hard things harder.” — Mason Cooley
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  • What is the coolest alphabet
    What is the coolest alphabet ❓
  • "You cannot be everything to everyone. You
    cannot be nice and kind all the time. You cannot be spot on and right always. There is nothing constant about us as humans and that's okay.

    It's okay if someone finds you irritating, it's okay if you are not cool enough for the party, it's okay if you don't get the joke and it's okay if you have a different sense of humor. Not everyone can see you through the same lens. You might be the universe in someone's eyes and a tiny little star dust to another one. So stop trying to get everyone to like you, stop trying to please everyone and let go of that need.

    You will have to learn to let go of anything that doesn't make you happy or help you grow into a better person."

    "You cannot be everything to everyone. You cannot be nice and kind all the time. You cannot be spot on and right always. There is nothing constant about us as humans and that's okay. It's okay if someone finds you irritating, it's okay if you are not cool enough for the party, it's okay if you don't get the joke and it's okay if you have a different sense of humor. Not everyone can see you through the same lens. You might be the universe in someone's eyes and a tiny little star dust to another one. So stop trying to get everyone to like you, stop trying to please everyone and let go of that need. You will have to learn to let go of anything that doesn't make you happy or help you grow into a better person."
  • Be simple but look stylish,

    Be tough but look soft,

    Be tensed but look cool,

    Be a winner but look like a Beginner.

    That's the way of living life!

    Be simple but look stylish, Be tough but look soft, Be tensed but look cool, Be a winner but look like a Beginner. That's the way of living life!
  • I logged in, on Facebook, this morning, to a chat from Davido

    My head literally bl£w up

    A whole 001 said 'hi' to ordinary me?

    Excitedly, I replied, "Good morning, Sir"

    Davido: Ojay, how are you doing?

    Me: I'm fine, you?

    Davido: Cool mehn. I'm your d!£- hard fan

    At that instant, I c0llapséd

    When I regained consciousness, I continued the chat: "I can't believe I'm chatting with the 'one and only' OBO

    Davido: That's me, bro. You know I live a simple life..

    Me: That's true... And you're a great philanthropist too..

    Davido: And the latter is just why I'm here.. Actually I'm trying to build a mighty estate for the privileged in every state in Nigeria..

    Ne: Wow, that's massive

    Davido: You can say that again... But my bank is giving me headache right now..

    Me: Your bank?

    Davido: Yeah.. I'm supposed to be in a meeting right now with the President regarding the estate project; but I can't buy flight ticket... My bank network's b@d..

    Me: It's a p!ty..

    Davido: Could you run me a transfer of 10k? I will triple it for you once the network improves. And from now onward, we shall always keep in touch, so we could h@ng out anytime I come for a show in your state of residence...

    Excited me replied, "I shall send the money asap"

    But as I was going through the process of sending the money on my phone, a thought hit me, "How can ordinary 10k keep a whole Davido str@nded when just a few calls to Obi Cubana, Cubana HighPriest and few other millionaire friends would easily raise the money for him. Even his chef wife can easily do it, not my chef Omalicha that only knows how to prepare the god's s@crifiçé...

    I canceled the transaction, logged back in and typed, " Pls, how sure am I that you're the real Davido? "

    Davido: Evidence yakpa (I have many evidence). You need one..

    Me: Yeah

    Davido: 100billion for my account oo..

    Me: You too do. Na 100billion Davido sing?

    Davido: What did he sing again??

    Me: Are you asking me? Are you not the Davido that sang the song again?

    Davido: Yeah, I'm. I'm only trying to remix my song..

    Me: Just like you intend to remix my #10k..

    As he's still typing, I bl0çk£d him...

    I logged in, on Facebook, this morning, to a chat from Davido My head literally bl£w up A whole 001 said 'hi' to ordinary me? Excitedly, I replied, "Good morning, Sir" Davido: Ojay, how are you doing? Me: I'm fine, you? Davido: Cool mehn. I'm your d!£- hard fan At that instant, I c0llapséd When I regained consciousness, I continued the chat: "I can't believe I'm chatting with the 'one and only' OBO Davido: That's me, bro. You know I live a simple life.. Me: That's true... And you're a great philanthropist too.. Davido: And the latter is just why I'm here.. Actually I'm trying to build a mighty estate for the privileged in every state in Nigeria.. Ne: Wow, that's massive Davido: You can say that again... But my bank is giving me headache right now.. Me: Your bank? Davido: Yeah.. I'm supposed to be in a meeting right now with the President regarding the estate project; but I can't buy flight ticket... My bank network's b@d.. Me: It's a p!ty.. Davido: Could you run me a transfer of 10k? I will triple it for you once the network improves. And from now onward, we shall always keep in touch, so we could h@ng out anytime I come for a show in your state of residence... Excited me replied, "I shall send the money asap" But as I was going through the process of sending the money on my phone, a thought hit me, "How can ordinary 10k keep a whole Davido str@nded when just a few calls to Obi Cubana, Cubana HighPriest and few other millionaire friends would easily raise the money for him. Even his chef wife can easily do it, not my chef Omalicha that only knows how to prepare the god's s@crifiçé... I canceled the transaction, logged back in and typed, " Pls, how sure am I that you're the real Davido? " Davido: Evidence yakpa (I have many evidence). You need one.. Me: Yeah Davido: 100billion for my account oo.. Me: You too do. Na 100billion Davido sing? Davido: What did he sing again?? Me: Are you asking me? Are you not the Davido that sang the song again? Davido: Yeah, I'm. I'm only trying to remix my song.. Me: Just like you intend to remix my #10k.. As he's still typing, I bl0çk£d him...
  • I logged in, on Facebook, this morning, to a chat from Davido

    My head literally bl£w up

    A whole 001 said 'hi' to ordinary me?

    Excitedly, I replied, "Good morning, Sir"

    Davido: Ojay, how are you doing?

    Me: I'm fine, you?

    Davido: Cool mehn. I'm your d!£- hard fan

    At that instant, I c0llapséd

    When I regained consciousness, I continued the chat: "I can't believe I'm chatting with the 'one and only' OBO

    Davido: That's me, bro. You know I live a simple life..

    Me: That's true... And you're a great philanthropist too..

    Davido: And the latter is just why I'm here.. Actually I'm trying to build a mighty estate for the privileged in every state in Nigeria..

    Ne: Wow, that's massive

    Davido: You can say that again... But my bank is giving me headache right now..

    Me: Your bank?

    Davido: Yeah.. I'm supposed to be in a meeting right now with the President regarding the estate project; but I can't buy flight ticket... My bank network's b@d..

    Me: It's a p!ty..

    Davido: Could you run me a transfer of #10k? I will triple it for you once the network improves. And from now onward, we shall always keep in touch, so we could h@ng out anytime I come for a show in your state of residence...

    Excited me replied, "I shall send the money asap"

    But as I was going through the process of sending the money on my phone, a thought hit me, "How can ordinary #10k keep a whole Davido str@nded when just a few calls to Obi Cubana, Cubana HighPriest and few other millionaire friends would easily raise the money for him. Even his chef wife can easily do it, not my chef Omalicha that only knows how to prepare the god's s@crifiçé...

    I canceled the transaction, logged back in and typed, " Pls, how sure am I that you're the real Davido? "

    Davido: Evidence yakpa (I have many evidence). You need one..

    Me: Yeah

    Davido: 100billion for my account oo..

    Me: You too do. Na 100billion Davido sing?

    Davido: What did he sing again??

    Me: Are you asking me? Are you not the Davido that sang the song again?

    Davido: Yeah, I'm. I'm only trying to remix my song..

    Me: Just like you intend to remix my #10k..

    As he's still typing, I bl0çk£d him...

    #FullyBack

    #Ojayandson, September 2024
    President, Vawulence Continent
    I logged in, on Facebook, this morning, to a chat from Davido My head literally bl£w up A whole 001 said 'hi' to ordinary me? Excitedly, I replied, "Good morning, Sir" Davido: Ojay, how are you doing? Me: I'm fine, you? Davido: Cool mehn. I'm your d!£- hard fan At that instant, I c0llapséd When I regained consciousness, I continued the chat: "I can't believe I'm chatting with the 'one and only' OBO Davido: That's me, bro. You know I live a simple life.. Me: That's true... And you're a great philanthropist too.. Davido: And the latter is just why I'm here.. Actually I'm trying to build a mighty estate for the privileged in every state in Nigeria.. Ne: Wow, that's massive Davido: You can say that again... But my bank is giving me headache right now.. Me: Your bank? Davido: Yeah.. I'm supposed to be in a meeting right now with the President regarding the estate project; but I can't buy flight ticket... My bank network's b@d.. Me: It's a p!ty.. Davido: Could you run me a transfer of #10k? I will triple it for you once the network improves. And from now onward, we shall always keep in touch, so we could h@ng out anytime I come for a show in your state of residence... Excited me replied, "I shall send the money asap" But as I was going through the process of sending the money on my phone, a thought hit me, "How can ordinary #10k keep a whole Davido str@nded when just a few calls to Obi Cubana, Cubana HighPriest and few other millionaire friends would easily raise the money for him. Even his chef wife can easily do it, not my chef Omalicha that only knows how to prepare the god's s@crifiçé... I canceled the transaction, logged back in and typed, " Pls, how sure am I that you're the real Davido? " Davido: Evidence yakpa (I have many evidence). You need one.. Me: Yeah Davido: 100billion for my account oo.. Me: You too do. Na 100billion Davido sing? Davido: What did he sing again?? Me: Are you asking me? Are you not the Davido that sang the song again? Davido: Yeah, I'm. I'm only trying to remix my song.. Me: Just like you intend to remix my #10k.. As he's still typing, I bl0çk£d him... #FullyBack #Ojayandson, September 2024 President, Vawulence Continent
  • It's now possible to play and take lessons from any place of the world. The concept of physical distance doesn't exist in the online world, and that is so cool!
    It's now possible to play and take lessons from any place of the world. The concept of physical distance doesn't exist in the online world, and that is so cool!
  • The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
    The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
  • We looked at each other standing on the podium, and I think we all were tearing up. But we had to keep it cool. I think we did. Then we let out a breath.
    We looked at each other standing on the podium, and I think we all were tearing up. But we had to keep it cool. I think we did. Then we let out a breath.
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