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Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.

“2024 was the hardest year of my life. I lost everything. I trusted the wrong hands in forex and lost all my money. The loss was over $3.7 million. Nobody knew except my family and closest circle. I was drowning in debts, and one by one, I watched all my properties slip into the hands of loan sharks. It felt like my world was crumbling. While I was still trying to heal. A scandal hit and questioning the loyalty of those around me. It was in that storm that God began to uncover the truth. He exposed the fake friends, the pretenders, and the ones who had been silently sabotaging my peace. To everyone who stood prayed for me, thank you.” Content creator Mark Angel writes about his ups and downs in 2024.

Photo credit : @markangelcomedy/ Instagram

The only thing that can be said with an absolute certainty by seeing the behaviour of a vast majority of the people on the Earth is that an invisible Almighty is a big lover of watching the comedy activity.

Live like no one's watching
Smile like the world is full of roses
Love like you've never been heartbroken
Eat like obesity ain't real
Laugh like the world is a comedy
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HOW TO HANDLE FIGHTS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

1. Know that it is normal for two people in love to disagree, offend each other, fall short, or misunderstand each other

2. Always remember how much you love and need each other. Remembering this will give you the incentive to resolve any conflict between you two. Don't throw away true love because of a passing storm

3. Know each other's temperaments. If you are a hot-tempered person, tell your partner/spouse so that your partner/spouse will prepare incase you spark off. But work on your temper still

4. Agree how to handle fights before fights emerge. A nation develops a constitution to guide its operation, partners/spouses agree on what to do to guide in relations

5. Don't let the fear of fighting or disagreeing with your partner/spouse keep you two from confronting each other and expressing your feelings. Too many are tired, bored, frustrated or angry in their relationship/marriage but pretend all is well because they are afraid of talking about heavy and uneasy stuff with their partner. Slowly their relationship/marriage collapses, you can't pretend for long

6. Before you confront and blame your partner/spouse, analyze the situation and see if you have played a role in causing the problem

7. When a fight between you two is approaching or something happens that inflames tempers, walk away, cool off. Don't talk in anger. Cool down then talk rationally

8. Remember you are in the same team. Fighting your partner/spouse is fighting what you two have, which in effect is fighting yourself

9. Avoid insults. Hold and control your tongue, hurtful words only complicate matters, once they are spoken they can't be taken back

10. Don't be tempted to use the information your partner/spouse shared with you in trust to get your way. Don't use the secrets your partner/spouse shared with you to attack or intimidate your partner/spouse

11. Don't disclose matters to a third party. Solve the matter the two of you. Don't gossip about the short comings of your partner/spouse to your family or friends. Don't air your dirty linen in public. Cover each other from outsiders as you two remain naked to each other

12. Pray together. Prayer clears up the air, restores love and order, brings unity of purpose and reminds you that God is watching and you both are God's children

13. When talking about the matter, fully talk about it, look for its root cause, lay everything on the table. A problem that is not fully addressed or understood will keep recurring

14. Give each other a chance to speak. None should feel silenced

15. Be mindful of your body language. You may not insult but your partner/spouse is paying attention to your body language. Don't sneer, click or show contempt

16. Never use your child/children to settle scores in a cold war with each other. You are both loved the same by the child/children

17. Conclude the matter quickly. The longer tension exists between you two, the more dangerous it grows

18. Accept responsibility. Being mature doesn't mean you won't do wrong or fall short; it means that when you do mess you are wise enough to apologize. Say sorry if you are on the wrong, forgive when you are wronged

19. Come up with a way forward to prevent the matter from happening again or from causing much damage in the future

20. Hug. Kiss. Make up. Make love

21. Laugh about it. Find comedy in your difficult times. No storm lasts always. You two will come out through it closer and stronger. Stay focused, your love is worth fighting for, not fighting each other

Appreciate our Hero.

Bello Galadanchi popularly know as Dan Bello is a filmmaker and journalist. He is a PhD holder in Comparative Education. He is currently one of the most popular Hausa content creators on TikTok and Instagram.

He was born in the United States but is originally from Kano. He currently works as an educationist in China.

He speaks Hausa fluently and prefers to make content in that language to reach a larger audience. He also teaches Chinese children.

He also has a background in Biomedical Engineering.

He says he gets the ideas for his content from his experience as an international journalist covering Nigeria, and from living in a developed country. He currently balances his work as a content creator with his work as a teacher, and he says discipline and routine are key to his productivity.

He is Happily Married with His Beutiful Wife And His wife shares his sense of humor, and it was his sister who suggested that he share his funny side with the Hausa community on TikTok.

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