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  • I'm lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing.

    - Ben Elton.
    I'm lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing. - Ben Elton.
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  • Three University students dodged exam because they did not study They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease, then went to see the Lecturer” Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it to the exam.
    We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down and we became so dirty as you can see".
    The Lecturer understood and gave them three days
    to prepare. After three days, they went to the Lecturer very ready for the exam because they had studied.
    The Lecturer decided to put them in three separate classes with only four questions in the exam paper as follows:
    1. Who got married? (25 marks)
    2. Where was the reception held? (25mks)
    3. Where exactly did the car break down?
    (25mks)
    4.What type of car broke down? (25mks)
    Marking scheme: your answers must be the same.!!!
    As we speak, they are still in the exam hall writing!!
    Three University students dodged exam because they did not study They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease, then went to see the Lecturer” Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it to the exam. We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down and we became so dirty as you can see". The Lecturer understood and gave them three days to prepare. After three days, they went to the Lecturer very ready for the exam because they had studied. The Lecturer decided to put them in three separate classes with only four questions in the exam paper as follows: 1. Who got married? (25 marks) 2. Where was the reception held? (25mks) 3. Where exactly did the car break down? (25mks) 4.What type of car broke down? (25mks) Marking scheme: your answers must be the same.!!! As we speak, they are still in the exam hall writing!!
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  • Here are three popular methods for making money online:

    ### 1. **Freelancing**
    - **Description**: Offer your skills or services on platforms like Upwork, Fiverr, or Freelancer. Services can include writing, graphic design, web development, marketing, video editing, or consulting.
    - **How to Start**:
    - Identify a skill you're good at.
    - Create a portfolio showcasing your work.
    - Register on freelancing platforms and apply for relevant projects.
    - **Income Potential**: $5–$100+ per hour, depending on expertise.

    ### 2. **Affiliate Marketing**
    - **Description**: Promote products or services from other companies through unique affiliate links. You earn a commission for every sale made through your link.
    - **How to Start**:
    - Sign up for affiliate programs (Amazon Associates, ShareASale, ClickBank).
    - Create content (blogs, YouTube videos, social media posts) targeting a specific audience.
    - Include affiliate links in your content.
    - **Income Potential**: Varies widely; successful marketers can earn thousands monthly.

    ### 3. **Selling Digital Products or Courses**
    - **Description**: Create and sell digital goods like eBooks, templates, stock photos, or online courses. Platforms like Gumroad, Teachable, and Udemy make it easy to sell directly to customers.
    - **How to Start**:
    - Identify a topic you're knowledgeable about or a digital product in demand.
    - Create the product (e.g., an eBook or video series).
    - Market it through your website, social media, or email list.
    - **Income Potential**: Passive income potential; $10–$200+ per sale.

    Each method requires time, effort, and consistency, but they can become lucrative with dedication.
    Here are three popular methods for making money online: ### 1. **Freelancing** - **Description**: Offer your skills or services on platforms like Upwork, Fiverr, or Freelancer. Services can include writing, graphic design, web development, marketing, video editing, or consulting. - **How to Start**: - Identify a skill you're good at. - Create a portfolio showcasing your work. - Register on freelancing platforms and apply for relevant projects. - **Income Potential**: $5–$100+ per hour, depending on expertise. ### 2. **Affiliate Marketing** - **Description**: Promote products or services from other companies through unique affiliate links. You earn a commission for every sale made through your link. - **How to Start**: - Sign up for affiliate programs (Amazon Associates, ShareASale, ClickBank). - Create content (blogs, YouTube videos, social media posts) targeting a specific audience. - Include affiliate links in your content. - **Income Potential**: Varies widely; successful marketers can earn thousands monthly. ### 3. **Selling Digital Products or Courses** - **Description**: Create and sell digital goods like eBooks, templates, stock photos, or online courses. Platforms like Gumroad, Teachable, and Udemy make it easy to sell directly to customers. - **How to Start**: - Identify a topic you're knowledgeable about or a digital product in demand. - Create the product (e.g., an eBook or video series). - Market it through your website, social media, or email list. - **Income Potential**: Passive income potential; $10–$200+ per sale. Each method requires time, effort, and consistency, but they can become lucrative with dedication.
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  • My girlfriend offline for 30 mins:

    Me:check her fb active status . Check her recent post. Ask her friend to check for me if she is online or not . Start to think I’m blocked. Starts to cry . Call her unborn sister, ambulance, EFCC, Tinubu,Goddd my life is over . What if she's deadd. What if she doesn't love me anymore . Calls Punch newspaper and daily Suns . Starts to over think . Call my pastor . Begins to fast. Start writing long paragraphs to apologising . Opening group chat for her . What if she is missing? Oh nooo my baby. Maybe she doesn't love me anymore .. Call the police . My life is over. Oh nooooooooooo
    My girlfriend offline for 30 mins😩💔: Me:check her fb active status . Check her recent post💔. Ask her friend to check for me if she is online or not 😟💔. Start to think I’m blocked💔😞. Starts to cry 😭💔. Call her unborn sister, ambulance, EFCC, Tinubu,😭Goddd my life is over 😭💔. What if she's deadd😟💔. What if she doesn't love me anymore 😩💔. Calls Punch newspaper and daily Suns 😞💔. Starts to over think 💔. Call my pastor 😞💔 . Begins to fast😩💔. Start writing long paragraphs to apologising 😭💔. Opening group chat for her 😭💔. What if she is missing? Oh nooo my baby😭💔. Maybe she doesn't love me anymore .😩💔. Call the police 😩💔. My life is over😭😭. Oh nooooooooooo 😭💔
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  • Soybean farming in Nigeria.

    Nigeria produces a wide range of agricultural commodities, amongst which are soybean, maize, rice, cowpea (beans), sorghum, guinea corn, wheat, yam, cassava, potato, etc. Apart from being used as food, many of these crops are also used as raw materials in the manufacturing industry.

    Among the crops used as raw materials in the manufacturing industry is Soybean. The crop is grown in many states across Nigeria. Major Soybean producing states in the country are Kaduna, Katsina, Niger, Benue, Borno, Kebbi, Nasarawa, Kwara, Oyo, Jigawa, and Taraba State.

    The cultivation of soybean has increased year over year due to the rapid growth of the livestock farming and food processing industry.

    Soybean is used as a protein source in the preparation of livestock feeds especially poultry feeds. It is also used in the production of vegetable oil, baby food, drinks, etc.

    Any farmer that goes into soybean farming will always smile to he bank because there is always a high demand for the crop. The demand has exceeded supply in recent time, reason why the price of the crop has now gone from about N150,000 per ton to over N300,000 per ton at the time of writing this report.
    Soybean farming in Nigeria. Nigeria produces a wide range of agricultural commodities, amongst which are soybean, maize, rice, cowpea (beans), sorghum, guinea corn, wheat, yam, cassava, potato, etc. Apart from being used as food, many of these crops are also used as raw materials in the manufacturing industry. Among the crops used as raw materials in the manufacturing industry is Soybean. The crop is grown in many states across Nigeria. Major Soybean producing states in the country are Kaduna, Katsina, Niger, Benue, Borno, Kebbi, Nasarawa, Kwara, Oyo, Jigawa, and Taraba State. The cultivation of soybean has increased year over year due to the rapid growth of the livestock farming and food processing industry. Soybean is used as a protein source in the preparation of livestock feeds especially poultry feeds. It is also used in the production of vegetable oil, baby food, drinks, etc. Any farmer that goes into soybean farming will always smile to he bank because there is always a high demand for the crop. The demand has exceeded supply in recent time, reason why the price of the crop has now gone from about N150,000 per ton to over N300,000 per ton at the time of writing this report.
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  • SWEET JOKES

    One day, a Woman wanted to know how her husband would react if she played a prank on him.

    So she decided to write him a letter saying;
    "I'm TIRED, I don't want to live with you anymore. I'm gone forever. BYE!"

    After writing, she placed the letter on the table and then hid under the bed.

    When her Husband came back home, he saw the letter and read it, he replied on the same Paper and then began to sing and dance; clapping his hands and rejoicing, and started changing his clothes.

    He got his phone, dialed someone, and said;
    "Hey babe, I'm just changing my clothes and then will join you. As for the other F0ol, it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around with her, I wish I had known you earlier..See you soon honey!"

    The husband walked out of the room.

    In tears and very Upset, the woman got out from under the bed and decided to go and read what her husband wrote on the letter.

    When she got the Letter, it says;
    "I COULD see your feet under the bed, I didn't make any phone call..I am going to buy bread. Stand up, stop your silly games and prepare me a meal..I LOVE YOU!"

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    SWEET JOKES 😂 😂 😂 🤣 One day, a Woman wanted to know how her husband would react if she played a prank on him. So she decided to write him a letter saying; "I'm TIRED, I don't want to live with you anymore. I'm gone forever. BYE!" After writing, she placed the letter on the table and then hid under the bed. When her Husband came back home, he saw the letter and read it, he replied on the same Paper and then began to sing and dance; clapping his hands and rejoicing, and started changing his clothes. He got his phone, dialed someone, and said; "Hey babe, I'm just changing my clothes and then will join you. As for the other F0ol, it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around with her, I wish I had known you earlier..See you soon honey!" The husband walked out of the room. In tears and very Upset, the woman got out from under the bed and decided to go and read what her husband wrote on the letter. When she got the Letter, it says; "I COULD see your feet under the bed, I didn't make any phone call..I am going to buy bread. Stand up, stop your silly games and prepare me a meal..I LOVE YOU!" Are you going without liking my post
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  • Electric Love
    In the dark of night, I feel your spark
    Electric love, it's like a shining star
    Your touch ignites, a flame that never fades
    Got me flying high, in a love-dazed haze

    Oh, we're cosmic souls, colliding in space
    Our love's a mystery, an uncharted place
    We're dancing on the edge, of reality
    Electric love, it's all I can see

    You're my electric love, my heart beats for you
    In your eyes, I see, a love so true
    We're spinning in the universe, like stars aligned
    Electric love, our hearts entwined

    We're breaking free, from the chains that bind
    Our love's a revolution, a cosmic mind
    We're rewriting rules, and making our own way
    In this electric love, we'll find our stay

    Oh, we're cosmic souls, colliding in space
    Our love's a mystery, an uncharted place
    We're dancing on the edge, of reality
    Electric love, it's all I can see

    You're my electric love, my heart beats for you
    In your eyes, I see, a love so true
    We're spinning in the universe, like stars aligned
    Electric love, our hearts entwined.
    Electric Love In the dark of night, I feel your spark Electric love, it's like a shining star Your touch ignites, a flame that never fades Got me flying high, in a love-dazed haze Oh, we're cosmic souls, colliding in space Our love's a mystery, an uncharted place We're dancing on the edge, of reality Electric love, it's all I can see You're my electric love, my heart beats for you In your eyes, I see, a love so true We're spinning in the universe, like stars aligned Electric love, our hearts entwined We're breaking free, from the chains that bind Our love's a revolution, a cosmic mind We're rewriting rules, and making our own way In this electric love, we'll find our stay Oh, we're cosmic souls, colliding in space Our love's a mystery, an uncharted place We're dancing on the edge, of reality Electric love, it's all I can see You're my electric love, my heart beats for you In your eyes, I see, a love so true We're spinning in the universe, like stars aligned Electric love, our hearts entwined.
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  • Do you see how Mark Zuckerberg is being intentional with his love for his wife, Priscilla Chan?

    First, he built a "roman" structure of her. Then customised a type of mini van that she wants. Now, he's rewriting their first music with T-pain.

    But each time the men around you want to show you evidence of what love should be, they'll describe the woman who's cheated on, h u rt and ab.u.sed. Talking about "our mother's marriage used to last".

    He mustn't do exactly these things for you, but what I am % sure about is that; love is happiness, it's not pain, it doesn't cheat, nor do things that will hurt you. When you are there, I promise you, you'll know.
    Do you see how Mark Zuckerberg is being intentional with his love for his wife, Priscilla Chan? First, he built a "roman" structure of her. Then customised a type of mini van that she wants. Now, he's rewriting their first music with T-pain. But each time the men around you want to show you evidence of what love should be, they'll describe the woman who's cheated on, h u rt and ab.u.sed. Talking about "our mother's marriage used to last". He mustn't do exactly these things for you, but what I am 💯% sure about is that; love is happiness, it's not pain, it doesn't cheat, nor do things that will hurt you. When you are there, I promise you, you'll know.
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  • But God: A Story of Redemption and Grace

    J Neil Daniel

    In Paul’s letter to the Corinthians, he speaks to those who have come out of deep darkness and into the light of Christ. He writes, “And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God” (1 Cor 6:11). I find myself deeply connected to those words. Such were some of you. That was me.

    I started down the wrong path early in life. By the time I was 9 or 10, I was already experimenting with inhalants. Between the ages of 13 and 14, I began using narcotics, drinking hard liquor, running away, and became sexually active. My teen years were spent in and out of juvenile facilities. By the time I was 18, I was arrested—and nearly three decades later, I have been incarcerated ever since.

    I was lost. I was hopeless. I was trapped in a life that had no future, no direction, no hope. But God.

    But God, in His incredible mercy and grace, found me, redeemed me, and gave me a new life. God has done more than just pull me out of the pit I had dug for myself—He has transformed my life completely. In prison, He opened doors I never imagined possible. He gave me the opportunity to pursue an education, to study His Word, and to minister to others who are on the same dark path I once walked.

    Today, I mentor men, I fellowship with people both here and beyond these walls, and God has blessed me with ministry opportunities that far exceed anything I could have dreamed of. Among these opportunities are writing and publishing a half dozen books in theology and working closely with the publishing arm of an international Christian ministry.

    Paul was right: such were some of you. But God.

    No matter how far gone you think you are, no matter how deep into darkness you’ve fallen, remember this: there is always hope, because But God changes everything. He redeems. He restores. He saves—to the uttermost.
    But God: A Story of Redemption and Grace J Neil Daniel In Paul’s letter to the Corinthians, he speaks to those who have come out of deep darkness and into the light of Christ. He writes, “And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God” (1 Cor 6:11). I find myself deeply connected to those words. Such were some of you. That was me. I started down the wrong path early in life. By the time I was 9 or 10, I was already experimenting with inhalants. Between the ages of 13 and 14, I began using narcotics, drinking hard liquor, running away, and became sexually active. My teen years were spent in and out of juvenile facilities. By the time I was 18, I was arrested—and nearly three decades later, I have been incarcerated ever since. I was lost. I was hopeless. I was trapped in a life that had no future, no direction, no hope. But God. But God, in His incredible mercy and grace, found me, redeemed me, and gave me a new life. God has done more than just pull me out of the pit I had dug for myself—He has transformed my life completely. In prison, He opened doors I never imagined possible. He gave me the opportunity to pursue an education, to study His Word, and to minister to others who are on the same dark path I once walked. Today, I mentor men, I fellowship with people both here and beyond these walls, and God has blessed me with ministry opportunities that far exceed anything I could have dreamed of. Among these opportunities are writing and publishing a half dozen books in theology and working closely with the publishing arm of an international Christian ministry. Paul was right: such were some of you. But God. No matter how far gone you think you are, no matter how deep into darkness you’ve fallen, remember this: there is always hope, because But God changes everything. He redeems. He restores. He saves—to the uttermost.
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  • SWEET JOKES

    One day, a Woman wanted to know how her husband would react if she played a prank on him.

    So she decided to write him a letter saying;
    "I'm TIRED, I don't want to live with you anymore. I'm gone forever. BYE!"

    After writing, she placed the letter on the table and then hid under the bed.

    When her Husband came back home, he saw the letter and read it, he replied on the same Paper and then began to sing and dance; clapping his hands and rejoicing, and started changing his clothes.

    He got his phone, dialed someone, and said;
    "Hey babe, I'm just changing my clothes and then will join you. As for the other F0ol, it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around with her, I wish I had known you earlier..See you soon honey!"

    The husband walked out of the room.

    In tears and very Upset, the woman got out from under the bed and decided to go and read what her husband wrote on the letter.

    When she got the Letter, it says;
    "I COULD see your feet under the bed, I didn't make any phone call..I am going to buy bread. Stand up, stop your silly games and prepare me a meal..I LOVE YOU!"

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