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  • Hello my bredrens pls who r the choosen ones here
    Hello my bredrens pls who r the choosen ones here
  • Hello Guys..
    My name Sammy, a Music Artiste, Entertainer and music producer based in Lagos but recently relocated to Benin-city (Sapele Road by Sunray)...
    If you stay around the Area, let's make friends abeg loneliness wan Lee me for this Benin

    And if you're an Artiste, I'm available to give you professional music services....

    Just drop a comment I'll DM you myself
    Hello Guys.. My name Sammy, a Music Artiste, Entertainer and music producer based in Lagos but recently relocated to Benin-city (Sapele Road by Sunray)... If you stay around the Area, let's make friends abeg loneliness wan Lee me for this Benin😂 And if you're an Artiste, I'm available to give you professional music services.... Just drop a comment I'll DM you myself
  • Teacher: Students tell your names And hobbies

    1st boy

    : My name is Arun,my Hobbie is watching moon

    2nd

    Boy: My name is Arjun, my Hobbie is watching moon

    3rd boy: My name is Rahul, My hobby is watching moon

    Teacher wow everyone hobbys are Same..ok now girls turn

    1st girl: Hellow mam, my name is Moon

    Teacher shocked boys rocked
    Teacher: Students tell your names And hobbies 1st boy : My name is Arun,my Hobbie is watching moon 2nd Boy: My name is Arjun, my Hobbie is watching moon 3rd boy: My name is Rahul, My hobby is watching moon Teacher wow everyone hobbys are Same..ok now girls turn 1st girl: Hellow mam, my name is Moon Teacher shocked boys rocked
  • A Woman Calls her Husband Who has Gone to Work...
    Woman: Baby, buy me Yām at the market when U get back from work.

    Husband: OK. But I gave you the money when I l€ft the house this morning, right?

    Woman: Yes, baby. I'm t!red. Do that for me, s0rry!

    Husband: OK, see you later. #naijagist
    a f€w minutes later, the husband calls the woman back.

    Husband: H0ney, help! Come quickly, to the mark€t. The lady sell!ng the yam gråbb€d me by the n€ck and said that I was responsible for her pr€gnåncy.

    Woman: What? Bāby I'm coming in a m!nute.
    arrived at the market she calls her husband to know his p0sition.
    Woman: Hello baby, I'm already here. Where are you
    ?
    Husband: I'm still at w0rk. Buy your yām and go home qu!etly.

    You want to scr0ll up w!thout follôwing me🫤,h€aven is far fr0m you
    Follow me for more Naija Gist
    God will bless you abundantly as you do so...
    A Woman Calls her Husband Who has Gone to Work... Woman: Baby, buy me Yām at the market when U get back from work. Husband: OK. But I gave you the money when I l€ft the house this morning, right? Woman: Yes, baby. I'm t!red. Do that for me, s0rry! Husband: OK, see you later. #naijagist a f€w minutes later, the husband calls the woman back. Husband: H0ney, help! Come quickly, to the mark€t. The lady sell!ng the yam gråbb€d me by the n€ck and said that I was responsible for her pr€gnåncy. Woman: What? Bāby I'm coming in a m!nute. arrived at the market she calls her husband to know his p0sition. Woman: Hello baby, I'm already here. Where are you ? Husband: I'm still at w0rk. Buy your yām and go home qu!etly.😹😂😂😂 You want to scr0ll up w!thout follôwing me🫤😥,h€aven is far fr0m you😭😭🤣🤣😂 Follow me for more 👉 Naija Gist God will bless you abundantly as you do so...
  • First Born Say Hello
    Second born say hi
    ONLY child say Cheers
    PLS Follow Dominion
    First Born Say Hello 👋 Second born say hi 😊 ONLY child say Cheers 😎 PLS Follow Dominion
  • Joke time
    Do u the most funny thing about human?
    When I say it, u will be surprised and
    It's very easy to understand.
    Now, once u read this line completely..
    U will realised that just as ure waisting ur time to read my post, u're also waisting ur time on understanding this post cause there's no joke...
    And the funny thing is that ure still reading it.
    Hello, wats up, how u doing.
    Even though it doesn't make any sense u're still reading. Bla bla bla u're still reading , let's go up and let's go down, up is down and down is up, u're still reading.

    We humans are known for our curiosity .
    Joke time😂😂 Do u the most funny thing about human? When I say it, u will be surprised and It's very easy to understand. Now, once u read this line completely.. U will realised that just as ure waisting ur time to read my post, u're also waisting ur time on understanding this post cause there's no joke... And the funny thing is that ure still reading it. Hello, wats up, how u doing. Even though it doesn't make any sense u're still reading. Bla bla bla u're still reading 😂, let's go up and let's go down, up is down and down is up, u're still reading😅. We humans are known for our curiosity 💯😁.
  • Hello everyone
    Pls what is the meaning of this 'mtcheew'
    Hello everyone Pls what is the meaning of this 'mtcheew'
  • HELLO, IT'S RIDDLES TIME
    I am something, i'm always with u but u can't see me. What am mine?
    HELLO, IT'S RIDDLES TIME I am something, i'm always with u but u can't see me. What am mine?
  • A girl failed JAMB, then pick her phone and callled her BF
    BF ....hello dear.
    GF ....yes. Crying...
    BF ....y are u crying?
    GF ...I failed jamb again.
    BF ...stop crying dear.
    GF ..did u make urs?
    BF ...yes, 270
    GF .(crying).u will get admission and abandon me and go and pick
    another girl on campus right?
    BF ....stop crying dear, I will not go
    and leave u, u no as we use to do
    every year na, I will tell my parents that jamb has
    cancelled my result this year again. So that we will re_write together next year, am sure u will
    make it by then. #divinesmart
    GF ...happy... Hmmm but dear u
    have been lying to ur parents like
    3-4 years now, do u
    think they will not find out this
    time around?
    BF ..I will not mind what ever they
    say, all that matters that, I love u so much and I'll prove it to u.
    GF. .wow! Tanks honey....
    .
    ! Pls one word for this guy....
    ★True love
    ★Stupidity
    ★Witchcraft from his village people.

    My heavenly father bless those that will encourage me by following me Oluwole Samuel TV

    ABEG FOLLOW Divine Smart for more interesting jokes.
    God bless you abundantly as you do so.
    A girl failed JAMB, then pick her phone and callled her BF BF ....hello dear. GF ....yes. Crying... BF ....y are u crying? GF ...I failed jamb again. BF ...stop crying dear. GF ..did u make urs? BF ...yes, 270 GF .(crying).u will get admission and abandon me and go and pick another girl on campus right? BF ....stop crying dear, I will not go and leave u, u no as we use to do every year na, I will tell my parents that jamb has cancelled my result this year again. So that we will re_write together next year, am sure u will make it by then. #divinesmart GF ...happy... Hmmm but dear u have been lying to ur parents like 3-4 years now, do u think they will not find out this time around? BF ..I will not mind what ever they say, all that matters that, I love u so much and I'll prove it to u. GF. .wow! Tanks honey.... . ! Pls one word for this guy.... ★True love ★Stupidity ★Witchcraft from his village people. My heavenly father bless those that will encourage me by following me 👉 Oluwole Samuel TV ABEG FOLLOW 😭🙏👉 Divine Smart for more interesting jokes. God bless you abundantly as you do so.
  • Text with purpose....all this "hey" "hello" dey always vex me.
    Text with purpose....all this "hey" "hello" dey always vex me.
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