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  • Most crucially: Whomever is eventually named at the nominee, it cannot feel like a closed-door decision. It is tempting to restore stability by quickly presenting an heir anointed. But taking this step by end-running around public opinion and voter touchpoints for engagement will only plunge us back into cynical instability. We must be given reason to believe that our voice can and will influence decisions.
    Most crucially: Whomever is eventually named at the nominee, it cannot feel like a closed-door decision. It is tempting to restore stability by quickly presenting an heir anointed. But taking this step by end-running around public opinion and voter touchpoints for engagement will only plunge us back into cynical instability. We must be given reason to believe that our voice can and will influence decisions.
  • JOKES By #Anointed

    1. A kiss can Reduce or Remove Ānger But when it's too deep, it can Remøve Cloth, pānt and bra... But sometimes if you try it when someone that's not in the mood it can bring høt slāp

    2. Some girls be like "I don't like fakē guys"
    My sister is that Brazilian hair you are
    putting on ur own?
    Is dat ur long eyelid ur own?
    Or is your colour your own?
    Yes you, am talking to you, I mean u sister
    don't look back

    3. Chai today I was busy deleting ūgly
    people on my list before 2022...
    I almost deleted myself

    4. Nigeria parents be like, remind me to buy
    your cane before we get home
    Am I mād?

    5. Then bill gate said to me, please sign this
    autograph for me, I woke up immediately
    put on my Italian suit and went back to
    sleep
    How can I dream this dream with ordinary
    singlet and boxers.

    6. If you know u løst ur 100,000 Naira tied
    with two rubber band, please send me ur
    number so that I can direct u where u can
    see the rubber bands

    7. At the ATM today, a woman was trying to assist one slay queen to operate the machine and then saw that it was her husband's card
    Come see wahala
    I can't separate this fīght biko,I'm going home

    8. If you're arguing with your girlfriend
    and she respond by sayings "listen young
    man "
    Just know she has a sugar daddy

    9. I just heard my ex was hīt by a truck this
    morning this life ehhnnn... Nawa oh..
    I hope nothing happened to the truck.

    10. Do you know mouth odøur has two major advantages amongst others?....
    First,it Separates a fīght quickly
    Secondly,it wins every Ārgument.


    11. 2hrs in Lagos traffic can turn everyone
    in a bus to family friend... I now know that d
    woman sitting beside me has 2 kids and her
    neighbor is a wïtch.

    12..Those BOYS that refused to wear socks during school days are d same people wearing slippers nd socks everywhere

    13..U should enjoy being single,someone out there is stil apologizing for sleeping early yesterday without saying goodnight

    14..Yur birthday, u said he should carry u out,
    His birthday again, u said he should still carry u out..u be dustbin?

    15..Girls..if u are ūgly, u are ūgly
    which one is "if I baff finish,wear my clothes,do a little makeup..u no go no say na me

    16..For naija,we don't measure salt why cooking,we only keep putting it until d spirit of our ancestors wil say is 0k my child

    17..My Ex called me last night and said she couldn't sleep and I told her to read,,,
    ISAIAH 48:22
    There is no rest for d wīcked

    18..Dating a slim girl is Awesome until you lock yur door..and she enter through d bathroom pipe 🚶🏾

    19..All dis girls dating married men,continue!
    D girl dat wil destrøy yur home is stil in jss3 doin home economics practicals

    20..if the owner of the secrēt didn't keep it,
    My dear, who are you to strūggle with it??

    21..A friend of mine received double heārt breāks message from his girlfriend last night

    1st message.."Let's brēak up, it's over!!
    2nd message.."sorry, sorry, this message was not for you"

    22..do u know that some girl raise their hands up during worship in church just to show man that their hands has no ring??
    A lady just told me in a bus

    23..Relationship strēss can make you scratch your Nyash in public thinking you are alone

    24..the best Garri drinkers awards goes to Nigeria girls.. those gender can form eehnn

    25..Malaria drugs that someone dey buy 850 naira is now 4,850
    I Sweãr, the next mosquito I lay my hands on Will feel the full førce of these Tinibu regime

    26..i dey pity my children
    All my pot go carry padlocks.. No Steãling of any kind of meats in my house..
    I want to raise them with fēar of God!

    27..House rent is not expensive
    Na you dey find house wey get windows

    28..call a lady "Baby" And she will become happy
    But,,,,
    Tell her that that she's behaving like a child and she will become very āngry ... Is baby not a child??

    29..many of you would still be feeling too big to LIKE my post.. SO You still carry that your bād attitude enter Facebook abii
    issoryt

    Check up on me kwanu me too dey pass through Alot

    Please add or follow him for more interesting jokes
    God bless you abundantly as you do so

    Keep following me for more
    JOKES By #Anointed😭 1. A kiss can Reduce or Remove Ānger But when it's too deep, it can Remøve Cloth, pānt and bra...😋😋😋 But sometimes if you try it when someone that's not in the mood it can bring høt slāp 😂🙆‍♂️ 2. Some girls be like "I don't like fakē guys" My sister is that Brazilian hair you are putting on ur own? Is dat ur long eyelid ur own? Or is your colour your own? Yes you, am talking to you, I mean u sister don't look back😂 3. Chai today I was busy deleting ūgly people on my list before 2022... I almost deleted myself😂😂 4. Nigeria parents be like, remind me to buy your cane before we get home Am I mād?😂 5. Then bill gate said to me, please sign this autograph for me, I woke up immediately put on my Italian suit and went back to sleep How can I dream this dream with ordinary singlet and boxers.😂😂 6. If you know u løst ur 100,000 Naira tied with two rubber band, please send me ur number so that I can direct u where u can see the rubber bands😋😂 7. At the ATM today, a woman was trying to assist one slay queen to operate the machine and then saw that it was her husband's card Come see wahala 🤔 I can't separate this fīght biko,I'm going home🏃‍♂️😂 8. If you're arguing with your girlfriend and she respond by sayings "listen young man " Just know she has a sugar daddy 9. I just heard my ex was hīt by a truck this morning this life ehhnnn... Nawa oh.. I hope nothing happened to the truck.😂 10. Do you know mouth odøur has two major advantages amongst others?.... First,it Separates a fīght quickly Secondly,it wins every Ārgument. 😂 11. 2hrs in Lagos traffic can turn everyone in a bus to family friend... I now know that d woman sitting beside me has 2 kids and her neighbor is a wïtch.😂 12..Those BOYS that refused to wear socks during school days are d same people wearing slippers nd socks everywhere😂😂 13..U should enjoy being single,someone out there is stil apologizing for sleeping early yesterday without saying goodnight🥱😂😂 14..Yur birthday, u said he should carry u out, His birthday again, u said he should still carry u out..🙄u be dustbin?🤣🤣 15..Girls..if u are ūgly, u are ūgly 😏which one is "if I baff finish,wear my clothes,do a little makeup..u no go no say na me🤣 16..For naija,we don't measure salt why cooking,we only keep putting it until d spirit of our ancestors wil say is 0k my child🤣😂😂 17..My Ex called me last night and said she couldn't sleep and I told her to read,,, ISAIAH 48:22 There is no rest for d wīcked 😋 18..Dating a slim girl is Awesome until you lock🔐 yur door..🙈and she enter through d bathroom pipe 😍🤣🚶🏾 19..All dis girls dating married men,continue!😏 D girl dat wil destrøy yur home is stil in jss3 doin home economics practicals🤣 20..if the owner of the secrēt didn't keep it, My dear, who are you to strūggle with it?? 🤣🤣 21..A friend of mine received double heārt breāks message from his girlfriend last night 1st message.."Let's brēak💔 up, it's over!! 2nd message.."sorry, sorry, this message was not for you"🙆‍♂️🤣🤣 22..🙄do u know that some girl raise their hands up🙌 during worship in church just to show man that their hands has no ring??🙈 A lady just told me in a bus😋🤣 23..Relationship strēss can make you scratch your Nyash in public thinking you are alone😂🤭😂 24..the best Garri drinkers awards goes to Nigeria girls..🙈 those gender can form eehnn🤣🤣 25..Malaria drugs💊 that someone dey buy 850 naira is now 4,850😏 I Sweãr, the next mosquito I lay my hands on Will feel the full førce of these Tinibu regime 😁🤣 26..i dey pity my children🙈 All my pot go carry padlocks.. No Steãling of any kind of meats in my house..😋 I want to raise them with fēar of God!😁🤣 27..House rent is not expensive Na you dey find house wey get windows😁🤣 28..call a lady "Baby" And she will become happy😊 But,,,, Tell her that that she's behaving like a child and she will become very āngry 😒... Is baby not a child??🙈🤣🤣🤣 29..many of you would still be feeling too big to LIKE my post😏.. SO You still carry that your bād attitude enter Facebook abii🙄🙄 🥴🥴🥴issoryt🤣🤣 Check up on me kwanu me too dey pass through Alot 😊🤍 Please add or follow him for more interesting jokes God bless you abundantly as you do so Keep following me for more
  • Most crucially: Whomever is eventually named at the nominee, it cannot feel like a closed-door decision. It is tempting to restore stability by quickly presenting an heir anointed. But taking this step by end-running around public opinion and voter touchpoints for engagement will only plunge us back into cynical instability. We must be given reason to believe that our voice can and will influence decisions.
    Most crucially: Whomever is eventually named at the nominee, it cannot feel like a closed-door decision. It is tempting to restore stability by quickly presenting an heir anointed. But taking this step by end-running around public opinion and voter touchpoints for engagement will only plunge us back into cynical instability. We must be given reason to believe that our voice can and will influence decisions.
  • We can be trained to be adept in our leadership skills and administration. But, we cannot be trained to be anointed and empowered, these are Divine Additives (Wesley L. Duewel)
    We can be trained to be adept in our leadership skills and administration. But, we cannot be trained to be anointed and empowered, these are Divine Additives (Wesley L. Duewel)
  • Disclaimer : this is not my post, it's ma'am Deborah Ocheido post.

    Back when I lived in Nigeria, there were certain foods that we looked at as Super premium.

    Things like strawberries, grapes, blueberries and honestly for some, even Apples.

    For the average Nigerian, this is not something you have access to everyday because of how expensive they can be sometimes.

    If you were blessed enough to eat them, it would be once in a while, on special occasions.

    And you would feel like you’ve arrived in life.

    Now I live in a country where honestly, this is one of the cheapest things you can get.

    It’s nothing special. It’s just like buying oranges in Nigeria.

    Guess what is expensive here???

    Those foods that we take for granted in Nigeria.

    The other day I bought like 10 Okra stalks for about 6 dollars..

    That’s like 8 thousand Nigerian Naira.

    In my head I’m like “Ordinary Okoro that market woman can dash me?”

    Buying Nigerian food here now is the new premium.

    You don’t eat it all the time.

    Eating yam is like Christmas.

    ———————————————————————-

    As I meditated about this, the Holyspirit was teaching me something so profound.

    What’s the difference between these foods?

    Honestly 99% of the time,It’s all about accessibility.

    As humans we tend to trivialize things we have easy access to.

    Some of us have family members that are probably more anointed than some people we follow and respect.

    But we just push them aside why, we are too familiar.

    Some of us can’t be blessed in church or by someone speaking in our local church.

    Well because we know all about them and we grew up together and all.

    Some men have wives that can lay hands on them but they don’t even think about her when they need help why?

    Is it not this my wife???

    Some people cheat on their spouses with someone they just met or a colleague.

    They have this fantasy that this person is out of this world.

    Not really!

    They have just become too used to the treasure back at home.

    And we run around looking for premium.

    When there is premium right there at home.

    Funny how this is what made the Pharisee more annoyed with Jesus and couldn’t see that He was the messiah.

    They knew that this was “just the carpenter’s son”.

    They were too familiar to recognize God!

    I pray God helps us all.

    May you not throw away premium.

    May God open your eyes to recognize treasure even if it’s in your locality.
    #womanengraced
    #Covabodi

    _________

    I am Joeffrey Gift Onyinyechi -ТНE GΙҒТEDΙNĸ ( CНRΙЅТҒLυENCER).

    I am a Christian content and story writer, my aim is to make sure that through writing I will be able to reach out to souls and rescue the perishing.

    #Christfluencer.
    #iamjoeffreygiftonyinyechi.
    #Giftedink.🖊
    Disclaimer : this is not my post, it's ma'am Deborah Ocheido post. Back when I lived in Nigeria, there were certain foods that we looked at as Super premium. Things like strawberries, grapes, blueberries and honestly for some, even Apples. For the average Nigerian, this is not something you have access to everyday because of how expensive they can be sometimes. If you were blessed enough to eat them, it would be once in a while, on special occasions. And you would feel like you’ve arrived in life. Now I live in a country where honestly, this is one of the cheapest things you can get. It’s nothing special. It’s just like buying oranges in Nigeria. Guess what is expensive here??? Those foods that we take for granted in Nigeria. The other day I bought like 10 Okra stalks for about 6 dollars.. That’s like 8 thousand Nigerian Naira. In my head I’m like “Ordinary Okoro that market woman can dash me?” Buying Nigerian food here now is the new premium. You don’t eat it all the time. Eating yam is like Christmas. 😂😂 ———————————————————————- As I meditated about this, the Holyspirit was teaching me something so profound. What’s the difference between these foods? Honestly 99% of the time,It’s all about accessibility. As humans we tend to trivialize things we have easy access to. 🤍Some of us have family members that are probably more anointed than some people we follow and respect. But we just push them aside why, we are too familiar. 🤍Some of us can’t be blessed in church or by someone speaking in our local church. Well because we know all about them and we grew up together and all. 🤍Some men have wives that can lay hands on them but they don’t even think about her when they need help why? Is it not this my wife??? 🤍Some people cheat on their spouses with someone they just met or a colleague. They have this fantasy that this person is out of this world. Not really! They have just become too used to the treasure back at home. And we run around looking for premium. When there is premium right there at home. Funny how this is what made the Pharisee more annoyed with Jesus and couldn’t see that He was the messiah. They knew that this was “just the carpenter’s son”. They were too familiar to recognize God! I pray God helps us all. May you not throw away premium. May God open your eyes to recognize treasure even if it’s in your locality. #womanengraced #Covabodi _________ I am Joeffrey Gift Onyinyechi -ТНE GΙҒТEDΙNĸ ( CНRΙЅТҒLυENCER). I am a Christian content and story writer, my aim is to make sure that through writing I will be able to reach out to souls and rescue the perishing. #Christfluencer. #iamjoeffreygiftonyinyechi. #Giftedink.🖊
  • And Hiram king of Tyre sent his servants unto Solomon; for he had heard that they had anointed him king in the room of his father: for Hiram was ever a lover of David.
    And Hiram king of Tyre sent his servants unto Solomon; for he had heard that they had anointed him king in the room of his father: for Hiram was ever a lover of David.
  • And Zadok the priest and Nathan the prophet have anointed him king in Gihon: and they are come up from thence rejoicing, so that the city rang again. This is the noise that ye have heard.
    And Zadok the priest and Nathan the prophet have anointed him king in Gihon: and they are come up from thence rejoicing, so that the city rang again. This is the noise that ye have heard.
  • We can be trained to be adept in our leadership skills and administration. But, we cannot be trained to be anointed and empowered, these are Divine Additives
    We can be trained to be adept in our leadership skills and administration. But, we cannot be trained to be anointed and empowered, these are Divine Additives
  • Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm
    Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm
  • IF TRULY YOU’RE HUNGRY FOR GOD,GIVE ME FEW MINUTES OF YOUR TIME…
    Babylon says we should look for charisma without character...

    Religion says that we should leave charisma and look for only Character...

    But in Zion God is saying that as we are growing in character, we should also grow in charisma...

    Because, He will need both men of great character and unusual charisma for what He is about to do in our time...

    Without character, we are only preparing to fall when we rise...

    But with all our characters, there is still an oil God needs to pour on us that will make what we are carrying for your Generation to be attractive...

    It is not mechanized...

    It is not for show...

    It is a breath of God upon certain men whose worth in their Generation must not be trivialized...

    Most of our fathers ignored it and were praying only for anointing...

    They got the anointing but lacked the oil that attracts men to the anointing...

    And that is why there was a limit to the target they reached for Jesus in their time...

    But Late Benson Idahosa rose and began to improve on their errors...

    God helped him in character and in charisma...

    Religion fought him...

    The Pharisees saw him in the synagogues and said that he was too carnal...

    But he ignored them in their parochial state of spiritual comatose...

    Severally, he went to the Government Houses of his days where none of them could go and declared: "thus saith the Lord.."

    And the land and the leaders heard him roar and they bowed ...

    Not just because he was anointed..

    They too had seen anointed men...

    But because there was 'something' about him that they could not explain...

    Friends, when charisma meets with character, it gives birth to something phenomenal...

    Please, stop bragging with only one...

    You will be limited....

    And please, don't fight those that are growing in the two of them...

    When you go to pray, beg God to reveal to you things you need to pray about...

    If not, you will be known as a praying machine that could not download things that would be relevant to this generation..

    As we are praying for God to help us growning in character,..

    Let us also keep praying for God to give us commensurate charisma that will accompany His assignment for our lives...

    Me, I am praying this prayer because I know where God sent me and the people He sent me to...

    If this prayer does not sound too carnal to you, then, join us and Pray!
    #AEM
    #TOPN
    #EXOUSIA
    #INCREASE2024
    #SHARE
    IF TRULY YOU’RE HUNGRY FOR GOD,GIVE ME FEW MINUTES OF YOUR TIME…✍️📌❤️👂 Babylon says we should look for charisma without character... Religion says that we should leave charisma and look for only Character... But in Zion God is saying that as we are growing in character, we should also grow in charisma... Because, He will need both men of great character and unusual charisma for what He is about to do in our time... Without character, we are only preparing to fall when we rise... But with all our characters, there is still an oil God needs to pour on us that will make what we are carrying for your Generation to be attractive... It is not mechanized... It is not for show... It is a breath of God upon certain men whose worth in their Generation must not be trivialized... Most of our fathers ignored it and were praying only for anointing... They got the anointing but lacked the oil that attracts men to the anointing... And that is why there was a limit to the target they reached for Jesus in their time... But Late Benson Idahosa rose and began to improve on their errors... God helped him in character and in charisma... Religion fought him... The Pharisees saw him in the synagogues and said that he was too carnal... But he ignored them in their parochial state of spiritual comatose... Severally, he went to the Government Houses of his days where none of them could go and declared: "thus saith the Lord.." And the land and the leaders heard him roar and they bowed ... Not just because he was anointed.. They too had seen anointed men... But because there was 'something' about him that they could not explain... Friends, when charisma meets with character, it gives birth to something phenomenal... Please, stop bragging with only one... You will be limited.... And please, don't fight those that are growing in the two of them... When you go to pray, beg God to reveal to you things you need to pray about... If not, you will be known as a praying machine that could not download things that would be relevant to this generation.. As we are praying for God to help us growning in character,.. Let us also keep praying for God to give us commensurate charisma that will accompany His assignment for our lives... Me, I am praying this prayer because I know where God sent me and the people He sent me to... If this prayer does not sound too carnal to you, then, join us and Pray! #AEM #TOPN #EXOUSIA #INCREASE2024 #SHARE
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